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    I watched it twice. I found it very entertaining. She raises an interesting question. "How can something with a brain not talk"? It makes me wonder how so many WITHOUT brains CAN talk??

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    ^ lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat View Post

    Ohhhh. She's a porn star and prolly makes more $ then me.....maybe she is the out smarting me and knows what sells.....
    lol GGR ask her what a bumbbell is, she'll probly say a bell that doesnt ring.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bdos View Post
    lol GGR ask her what a bumbbell is, she'll probly say a bell that doesnt ring.
    What is a bumbbell? Is it a loud device you would hang around a transients neck to know where he was at all times?

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    17 seconds.....probably 15 seconds too long.

    Darwin's theory of natural selection had to be flawed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleInk View Post
    17 seconds.....probably 15 seconds too long.

    Darwin's theory of natural selection had to be flawed.
    That has nothing to do with natural selection. That is thanks to all our stupid safety laws to protect the inept.
    That is one thing about places like Mexico I always loved. If you step into a hole or trip over a curb you can not file a lawsuit against a business or city.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1 View Post

    What is a bumbbell? Is it a loud device you would hang around a transients neck to know where he was at all times?
    oh damit! dumbbell

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts

    That has nothing to do with natural selection. That is thanks to all our stupid safety laws to protect the inept.
    That is one thing about places like Mexico I always loved. If you step into a hole or trip over a curb you can not file a lawsuit against a business or city.
    Well, in general, certain traits (in this case, sheer stupidity) should become less common in a population as a function of the differential reproductive success of organisms interacting with their environment. I guess dumb blondes are successful at attracting mates to propagate their ignorance which prevents this trait from being pruned from or genetic lineage. Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleInk View Post
    Well, in general, certain traits (in this case, sheer stupidity) should become less common in a population as a function of the differential reproductive success of organisms interacting with their environment. I guess dumb blondes are successful at attracting mates to propagate their ignorance which prevents this trait from being pruned from or genetic lineage. Lol
    Yes it should, except as I said, we have made it to easy for the stupid to not only survive but strive and mass reproduce.

    I came up with a cure several years ago. At birth every boy/girl are sterilized. They can not reproduce until they have passed a certain age, level of education and employment, mental evaluation and test. It's not a perfect science and of course there are many many things that could/would go wrong but in a perfect world (me in control lol) it would work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts

    Yes it should, except as I said, we have made it to easy for the stupid to not only survive but strive and mass reproduce.

    I came up with a cure several years ago. At birth every boy/girl are sterilized. They can not reproduce until they have passed a certain age, level of education and employment, mental evaluation and test. It's not a perfect science and of course there are many many things that could/would go wrong but in a perfect world (me in control lol) it would work.
    I'd like the DMV to start requiring standardized IQ tests before a license is granted to new drivers. I'm convinced the roadways would be mostly empty lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleInk View Post
    I'd like the DMV to start requiring standardized IQ tests before a license is granted to new drivers. I'm convinced the roadways would be mostly empty lol.
    The DMV isn't going to even check if somebody is legally allowed to be here before granting licenses to drivers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong

    The DMV isn't going to even check if somebody is legally allowed to be here before granting licenses to drivers.
    Ya it was just wishful thinking. Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleInk View Post
    I'd like the DMV to start requiring standardized IQ tests before a license is granted to new drivers. I'm convinced the roadways would be mostly empty lol.
    I put a sign on my wifes car when I was teaching her to drive that said:
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    Yes I REALLY did.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts

    I put a sign on my wifes car when I was teaching her to drive that said:
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    Yes I REALLY did.
    Lol.....I concur. My wife's driving is....um....interesting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    Yes it should, except as I said, we have made it to easy for the stupid to not only survive but strive and mass reproduce.

    I came up with a cure several years ago. At birth every boy/girl are sterilized. They can not reproduce until they have passed a certain age, level of education and employment, mental evaluation and test. It's not a perfect science and of course there are many many things that could/would go wrong but in a perfect world (me in control lol) it would work.
    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleInk View Post
    I'd like the DMV to start requiring standardized IQ tests before a license is granted to new drivers. I'm convinced the roadways would be mostly empty lol.
    I'm in. lets start a country.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Java Man View Post
    I'm in. lets start a country.
    LOL that's exactly what I was saying to my co worker 5 minutes ago or less. We need to start a new country.

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    I don't think requiring people to qualify to have children is even an extreme view. We can't take a piss in a public toilet without certification practically but any idiot can have children at will, even if they're too stupid, irresponsible, immature, etc. to raise them. They even get government subsidies to encourage them to have more so they can get paid to abuse and ignore them and increase the idiot criminal perpetual stupid abusive neglectful ignorant parent raising stupid kids cycle. Wtf.kind of logic is that?

    /rant

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    LOL that's exactly what I was saying to my co worker 5 minutes ago or less. We need to start a new country.
    You don't need to start a new country. You just need to take this one back from the assholes who ruined it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong View Post

    You don't need to start a new country. You just need to take this one back from the assholes who ruined it.
    its too far gone no turning back now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bdos

    its too far gone no turning back now.
    ^^^I'm convinced it's going to get worse yet.

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    I got to like 1:26 but her makeup started pissing me off

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    You realize it's satire... right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cgi View Post
    You realize it's satire... right?
    yea. But that's not the point of the thread. It's a time challenge.
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    Was sitting here and trying to read a book about Lowt therapy, and my fiancé would not stop talking to me, so I stopped and forced her to watch this video ....we made it through about 1:30. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sfla80
    Was sitting here and trying to read a book about Lowt therapy, and my fiancé would not stop talking to me, so I stopped and forced her to watch this video ....we made it through about 1:30. lol
    Lmfao

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    Dad; "Show me a good looking Woman & I'll show you a Guy who's tired of boning her." x2 for one that has absolutely no brain...

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