Rape whistle?Originally Posted by Proximal
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Rape whistle?
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I know this one...
"NO MEANS NO!"
Gd... I just cant remember who was screaming it....
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Prox, were you at my house last weekend?
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Lol. Time has passed, memories fade, even young ones.
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I have the memory of a goldfish.
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Well switch to wine. Do less coke and stimulants.
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Sounds like a lazy mans way.
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Drank two pints of fireball on that last tree....so... 2 hrs
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You can be lazy after 40 years of work, 2 successful careers and millions of dollars of worth. Sometimes some recovery is needed before the next blast.
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Ah fuck... Another internet millionaire.
I live in a duplex. Got no time for wine. I did that kinda thing back when I was a hired bich.
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I’m not hired, I’m retired.
It’s ok, I used to drink a lot of coffee in my day. It’s a bitch working for 40 plus years, shit gets old and moldy at times. I hear tobacco helps too. Strong stimulant, never did it myself - tough on the ole heart & lungs so they say. But then again, who wants to live into their 60’s?
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I will check out in a few years I reckon.
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Probably the same here.
Road, I give you shit cause I think you’re an a-hole. But I respect you because you are a man who sticks to his word, stands up for his beliefs and ain’t a hypocrite.
If you don’t think that of me the same, I’d be disappointed and feel the need to tell you to fuck the fuck off.
You’re always a pleasure to talk to and I am never ashamed to give thanks when I feel it is due. Thank you.
I really hope you live long enough to enjoy the fruits of your labor, I truly do.
I’ve paced myself for my demise with enough time to do as little as possible (except AAS & the gym, and a new gf, the old one I showed you is gone, I’m into blonds these days).
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Back at you and I hope I get to slow down and enjoy shit.
I wont though.
All I like is hell.
Can't live without struggle.
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I understand, but maybe the mindset will change at some point when you start to hit more and more achievements. It’s not so much laziness as it is contentment. You start to feel the need struggle a little less.
I still got drive, but it is limited bit these days, as I’ve put in my time.
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I hope not on the first part. I aint normal. Dont have normal drive. If people knew the freak I was at work...
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Waiting on her home address from an Italian private investigator ... then I'm gonna drop poems down her chimney
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Kimbo....
There are 3 loves in my life: my wife, my English mastiffs, and my weightlifting....Man, my wife gets really pissed when I get the 3 confused...
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AG I need you to be more specific. Kimbo Slice or Kimbo Almond.
Too easy for you. I’ll have to up my game.
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LOL, that one just always stuck in my mind.AG I need you to be more specific. Kimbo Slice or Kimbo Almond.
Too easy for you. I’ll have to up my game.
I never could decide if "drop poems down her chimney" was a sexual reference.
There are 3 loves in my life: my wife, my English mastiffs, and my weightlifting....Man, my wife gets really pissed when I get the 3 confused...
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Drink some 80 proof (get blood thin)
Then go to local bar, and start fught with 3-4 bouncers. You should loose a pint or 2 easy.
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I give up!
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Let me see what the fate of this upcoming school year is & if I’m really done.
Once done, got too much time on my hands.
Send me an address- we’ll lift & then the chow and booze is on me. Got some good steak places?
You do bring up the gay shit a lot, for the record - not interested.
Last edited by Proximal; 06-27-2020 at 11:59 AM.
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Yep sounds like Couch!
The same person that uses canned food as a weapon....
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Deer Headed.
Still laughing my ass off!
That’s what happens when a translator hears a southern drawl.
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Actually charger test it. If you speak with a Southern drawl into your voice to text on Google it will pick up every word perfectly. I think they based it off Southern drawl because they knew we were handicapped and couldn't type
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well in Cali , guns sales suck and restrictions are bad . you may just have to rely on 2 cans of green beans stuffed in an empty pillow case to defend yourself ,, can be a formidable weapon
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You don’t even need a pillow case. They are great projectiles..:: especially the ones with liquid. The displacement of the water adds for extra force. LOL
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Now why do I imagine that charger has been in Mexico winging green beans at cops
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Anybody seen Kel Kel around I miss his one-liners
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Lol. If there is a will, there’s a way. These gents ain’t slinging no green beans.
Hell, a bunch of my students and ex-students own. How do you think they supervise their parties that get too big & too out of hand. We don’t have metal detectors, think that some of my kids aren’t carrying on school? You would be wrong.
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He's around, but been very busy. Think I spoke with him Monday
There are 3 loves in my life: my wife, my English mastiffs, and my weightlifting....Man, my wife gets really pissed when I get the 3 confused...
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My reputation precedes meAG I need you to be more specific. Kimbo Slice or Kimbo Almond.
Too easy for you. I’ll have to up my game.
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Yes, they do. All of them.
There are 3 loves in my life: my wife, my English mastiffs, and my weightlifting....Man, my wife gets really pissed when I get the 3 confused...
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I don't think I ever told you guys about how I got the nickname 'mango man' in my town.Yes, they do. All of them.
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