I keep a case of astroglide on hand at all times. Just in case she gets drunk.
Life is only stressful if you care!
I keep a case of astroglide on hand at all times. Just in case she gets drunk.
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My wife prefers Swiss Navy Silicone lube , that stuff is crazy.
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Lol I just go with KY..... I don't care as long as it gets it in lol.
Every try a warming lube for her back door? Don't! Lol
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yup!Originally Posted by Hazard
i haven't had any problems with it!
Life is only stressful if you care!
It's not like I ever get to use it. No back door entry allowed for me.
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hmmmmmmm, maybe you need a better strategy/planIt's not like I ever get to use it. No back door entry allowed for me.
Life is only stressful if you care!
I may need to outsource that action.
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hahahaha!
i have one chick that will not let me back there as well
but i plan on trying this move that an old man told me. the move is called the chicken wing!
make sure your bathroom toilet is clean, then get her where her hands are on the rim and you are behind her. start getting into it and slowly grab one of her arms (hence, chicken wing) and get a firm grip. next, while you have a firm grip on her arm, just slip it in the ole back door. if she tries to grab you with the other hand, splash face first! she will have no reason to fight, and therefore take it!
the chicken wing!
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^^^ oooooh snap the chicken waaaaaaaaaaaang!!
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"Ain't no thang but a chicken wanggg"
aka "JOB"
Do your women know about this relationship?
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The whore house.... This seems like a place where gentlemen would gather....
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Bertie is back!!!!
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Look at her eyes!!!!!!!
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she has eyes?Look at her eyes!!!!!!!
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Bertz in the HOUSE!! I'm going to steal your thunder and make the announcement.. Berts gonna be a PAPA... yup.. Papa Bert!! Congrats to you and your beautiful chika brutha!!!
I can already see the black coffee in the bottle lol..
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Lol, my wife used to use that as an avi for Facebook.
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Sup whorehouse gents, I see that lube, anal sex and "chicken wings" are the topic of discussion today.
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Maybe... I just came to visit cuz igi sent me a message... He made me feel bad
I'll try to be more regular
Thanks for spilling the beans
Bertz in the HOUSE!! I'm going to steal your thunder and make the announcement.. Berts gonna be a PAPA... yup.. Papa Bert!! Congrats to you and your beautiful chika brutha!!!
I can already see the black coffee in the bottle lol..
We're both pretty excited
Starbucks in the bottle for sure
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Well well well! What's up buddy!?
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Busy... Work... Eat.... make babies you know... The usual. What's up with you?
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Of course they do. The bathroom door was locked and they were in there a real long time!
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Ah don't feel bad man.. Sounds like you're doing very well and have some excitement ahead of you. If you recall, I fell off the forum wagon probably 1/2 dozen times over the past few years. I know how it is.Maybe... I just came to visit cuz igi sent me a message... He made me feel bad
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Definitely more drive byes though man.
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Same ole..... Still love fatty ass Spanish mamis
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Lol... I know... I didn't actually feel bad... Okay... Maybe a little. I should stop by and say hi to gbrice in diet land
For sureDefinitely more drive byes though man.
Humm... Sounds like nothing has changed
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Haz be lovin them big ol booties.
VET
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Hell yea
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"It's human nature in a 'more is better' society full of a younger generation that expects instant gratification, then complain when they don't get it. The problem will get far worse before it gets better". ~ kelkel
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oh my... those old ads are hilarious.. wouldn't fly these days.
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Me and my boy Maximus on a hike over the summer..
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^ Sweet! Nice to meet you both!
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The pleasure is all mine
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Hey I may just get to 8k tonight!!
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