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    Been a sad week. Rip paul walker and brian griffin

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    Boob and ass .....man. but if I cant hold them in my hands or have both nipples in mouth at the same time then WTF i am going to do with those things.
    That's a very specific standard lol

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    oh its life....you will get over it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kronik420 View Post
    Been a sad week. Rip paul walker and brian griffin
    The family guy dog?

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    5am

    Up an at em

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlphaMike View Post
    That's a very specific standard lol
    good thing is that every "fatty" comes equipped with those...so i dont have to look very hard

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlphaMike View Post

    The family guy dog?
    Yea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    good thing is that every "fatty" comes equipped with those...so i dont have to look very hard
    you really are a hogslayer then I thought that was just hype

    The lady in your avy is rather heavily equipped herself

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlphaMike View Post
    That's a very specific standard lol
    good thing is that every "fatty " comes equiped with those so i can easily get away with my "high standards" LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by kronik420 View Post
    Yea.
    I watched a few new episodes...I think their running out of material

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlphaMike View Post
    you really are a hogslayer then I thought that was just hype

    The lady in your avy is rather heavily equipped herself
    YEP I KNOW... depend how i am feeling some days 3 arent good. some days non is good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    good thing is that every "fatty " comes equiped with those so i can easily get away with my "high standards" LOL
    You replied to that same post twice bro...sup?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kronik420
    5am Up an at em
    Morning kron!! I feel like we were just tucking you in earlier today

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlphaMike View Post
    You replied to that same post twice bro...sup?
    too much drinking.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    Morning kron!! I feel like we were just tucking you in earlier today
    you tucked him in? switching sides on me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post

    Morning kron!! I feel like we were just tucking you in earlier today
    Haha yea I been going to bed early. I think it's my training, been taking alot out of me.. rest day today

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    too much drinking.....
    LOL that's what I was thinkin but then I looked and its like 4:20 back there

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno
    You almost have to. How many people can say they've been with a smoothie?
    This guy here can!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlphaMike View Post
    LOL that's what I was thinkin but then I looked and its like 4:20 back there
    no its 2:20....its 5pm some where........

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlphaMike View Post

    LOL that's what I was thinkin but then I looked and its like 4:20 back there
    Its always 4:20 somewhere in the world. ..

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    no its 2:20....its 5pm some where........
    Getting your drink on at 2:20 on a Tuesday...reminds me of my military days haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlphaMike View Post
    Getting your drink on at 2:20 on a Tuesday...reminds me of my military days haha
    nah I emptied the bottle....so no more drinking.....

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    this wasn't a "fun" drinking session I assume? Read your thread a few weeks ago

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlphaMike View Post
    this wasn't a "fun" drinking session I assume? Read your thread a few weeks ago
    which one you talking about???? where i lost the job?

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    yeah that's the one

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian
    weird name for a a girl smoothie. but also the thing is that I dont remember the names i just call them honey or baby.......so I dont have to think whats her name ....I am soooo going to hell.
    I call her smoothie cuz she has no nips!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    I call her smoothie cuz she has no nips!
    as I said before I will hit it........I know I am going to skinny hell.......where I will puke and wont touch a girl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dpyle
    This guy here can!
    Yeah!

    Now we can start a club!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlphaMike View Post
    yeah that's the one
    i sorted that out almost 2 month ago...I am at work

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian
    as I said before I will hit it........I know I am going to skinny hell.......where I will puke and wont touch a girl.
    We can meet up there, I'll buy you a drink!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    We can meet up there, I'll buy you a drink!
    i thought drinks were free over there......if you going to buy , buy me the bottle a drink or 2 doesnt do anything anymore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian
    i thought drinks were free over there......if you going to buy , buy me the bottle a drink or 2 doesnt do anything anymore.
    Guess we will have to find out once we get there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    i thought drinks were free over there......if you going to buy , buy me the bottle a drink or 2 doesnt do anything anymore.
    I get tipsy off of 1 drink..lol..

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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    Guess we will have to find out once we get there.
    ha ha if I keep this up i wont be long......

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    Quote Originally Posted by kronik420 View Post
    I get tipsy off of 1 drink..lol..
    pfft girl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dpyle
    This guy here can!
    You nasty Nashville freak!!! Jealous!!

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    I want to be in the smoothie club. I once had a gf with one boobie.. Does that count?

    She has this boob mold thingy and she didn't tell me about it and one day I reached up an grabbed that thing and it was hard as a rock. I was like wtf is that?? Haha

    I had brushed against it a couple times so I suspected but she didn't want to talk about it. She was a virgin. But not for long.

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    hi cal...

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    Ghetttttttttttooooooooooooooooo..

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    I felt up a smoothie with tattooed nipples in daytona a couple months ago. Does that count?

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