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    I cant get over how perfect that chick is. To bad the photo doesn't show the rest of her legs. Any one know who she is so I can jerk off

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    It's my wife. And double reported for jerk off announcement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    It's my wife. And double reported for jerk off announcement.
    tell your wife she left her belly button piercing in the shower. And sorry for pulling out, I know she wanted it inside.


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    Sorry, my wife only sleeps with me and austinite.. but mostly austinite..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    Sorry, my wife only sleeps with me and austinite.. but mostly austinite..
    hahahahahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc
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    Eagles ballroom, holy crap. Haven't been there in forever

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    Quote Originally Posted by DAAS View Post
    I cant get over how perfect that chick is. To bad the photo doesn't show the rest of her legs. Any one know who she is so I can jerk off
    DAAS, his wife goes by the name Melissa Debling on the internets!

    Sorry for calling her out Igi, But when you have a woman like that with so many great pics floating around out there, you gotta share!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by DrewZ
    DAAS, his wife goes by the name Melissa Debling on the internets! Sorry for calling her out Igi, But when you have a woman like that with so many great pics floating around out there, you gotta share!!!
    There you go... Jerk away DAAS!!

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    Buenos nachos chimichanga fvckers!!

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    top-o-tha mornin' labia lickers!

    I'm exhausted. I was up all night having nightmares of Kel's calf pillaging my town and squashing the courthouse.

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    morning captains of the douche canoe express!

    almost the weekend!

    it is still cold!

    donttaseme, what part of tejas you around?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DontTaseMeBro
    top-o-tha mornin' labia lickers! I'm exhausted. I was up all night having nightmares of Kel's calf pillaging my town and squashing the courthouse.
    Haha... Man that is a nightmare. What's on everyone's agenda today?

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    donttaseme, what part of tejas you around?[/QUOTE]

    north of bcs. south of waco. east of austin. if there is a bright spot of the cultural western world, i'm at the point furthest from it.

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    workin hard here iggster!

    cooked a rabbit sauce piquante yesterday so can't wait until lunch!

    need to clean my apartment, smoothie is coming over saturday and that woman is in heat!!!!!!!

    what do yall want me to do to her? nothing is off limits!

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    Hey all you protein guzzlers !

    Just realized I'm a racist ......









    'cause I'm constantly judging the color of my pee-

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    Quote Originally Posted by DontTaseMeBro View Post
    donttaseme, what part of tejas you around?
    north of bcs. south of waco. east of austin. if there is a bright spot of the cultural western world, i'm at the point furthest from it.[/QUOTE]

    gotcha. i was in the ball prairie area by centerville over the weekend hog huntin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bedford View Post
    Hey all you protein guzzlers !

    Just realized I'm a racist ......









    'cause I'm constantly judging the color of my pee-
    hahaha!

    when i drink a lot of coffee, my pee smells like it

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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    cooked a rabbit sauce piquante yesterday so can't wait until lunch!
    sauce piquante kicks ass! probably my all time favorite. Used to make it with beef ribs or guinea. Even made it with possum once. Haven't had it in a while. White rice is off the diet and the brown rice doesn't cut it with coon-ass fare, imho.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    morning captains of the douche canoe express!
    almost the weekend!
    Nice!! I wish we could put together a list of all morning greetings in this thread..

    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    workin hard here iggster!

    cooked a rabbit sauce piquante yesterday so can't wait until lunch!

    need to clean my apartment, smoothie is coming over saturday and that woman is in heat!!!!!!!

    what do yall want me to do to her? nothing is off limits!
    Oh man sounds like its gonna be a great day for you. Hmm.. let's see.. smoothie... do you have a pair of nunchucks??

    Quote Originally Posted by Bedford View Post
    Hey all you protein guzzlers !

    Just realized I'm a racist ......

    'cause I'm constantly judging the color of my pee-
    That IS racist!

    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    hahaha!

    when i drink a lot of coffee, my pee smells like it
    I like coffee, but do not like coffee jellybeans.. Loooove me some jellybeans and love black liquorice, but don't like coffee or black licorice jellybeans... is that racist too?

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    Todays agenda-

    Eat ,whore , look at the market ...CRINGE, whore, eat , pack up & mail out "product" for the refiner., eat , take a bunch of phone calls from people trying to capitalize on the dip. Disappoint those poeple. ,eat , LEGS , eat , sleep.

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    Another day at the office..... A crack head skips court and Haz hasta scare some responsibility into her today

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    I like coffee, but do not like coffee jellybeans.. Loooove me some jellybeans and love black liquorice, but don't like coffee or black licorice jellybeans... is that racist too?

    Naaa.... you just don't like small black things in your mouth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    Another day at the office..... A crack head skips court and Haz hasta scare some responsibility into her today
    Tell her how disappointed you are in her Haz..

    Quote Originally Posted by Bedford View Post
    Naaa.... you just don't like small black things in your mouth.
    that is correct.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DontTaseMeBro View Post
    sauce piquante kicks ass! probably my all time favorite. Used to make it with beef ribs or guinea. Even made it with possum once. Haven't had it in a while. White rice is off the diet and the brown rice doesn't cut it with coon-ass fare, imho.
    yeah, i actually did it with basmati rice. not the same but still fiya!

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    nunchucks, nope. i have something that marcus would like planned for valentine's day. gag ball and all!

    she already told me she is going to try to tackle me as soon as i open the door.

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    Man you better be ready to go.. no nunchucks.. hmmm..

    Go to the toy store and get her a vibrator.. not a dildo, but a vibrator.. and when you're going at it, break that thing out (load batteries first) and put it in her hand and let her experiment.. fun stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    Man you better be ready to go.. no nunchucks.. hmmm..

    Go to the toy store and get her a vibrator.. not a dildo, but a vibrator.. and when you're going at it, break that thing out (load batteries first) and put it in her hand and let her experiment.. fun stuff.
    did that already, and yes, she likes it.

    she likes to experiment!

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    Oh......... My......... Gawd........ Bedford is on point today!'

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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00
    did that already, and yes, she likes it. she likes to experiment!
    Good man...

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