I cant get over how perfect that chick is. To bad the photo doesn't show the rest of her legs. Any one know who she is so I can jerk off
I cant get over how perfect that chick is. To bad the photo doesn't show the rest of her legs. Any one know who she is so I can jerk off
It's my wife. And double reported for jerk off announcement.
Sorry, my wife only sleeps with me and austinite.. but mostly austinite..
Eagles ballroom, holy crap. Haven't been there in foreverOriginally Posted by jasc
There you go... Jerk away DAAS!!Originally Posted by DrewZ
Buenos nachos chimichanga fvckers!!
top-o-tha mornin' labia lickers!
I'm exhausted. I was up all night having nightmares of Kel's calf pillaging my town and squashing the courthouse.
morning captains of the douche canoe express!
almost the weekend!
it is still cold!
donttaseme, what part of tejas you around?
Haha... Man that is a nightmare. What's on everyone's agenda today?Originally Posted by DontTaseMeBro
donttaseme, what part of tejas you around?[/QUOTE]
north of bcs. south of waco. east of austin. if there is a bright spot of the cultural western world, i'm at the point furthest from it.
workin hard here iggster!
cooked a rabbit sauce piquante yesterday so can't wait until lunch!
need to clean my apartment, smoothie is coming over saturday and that woman is in heat!!!!!!!
what do yall want me to do to her? nothing is off limits!
Hey all you protein guzzlers !
Just realized I'm a racist ......
'cause I'm constantly judging the color of my pee-
Nice!! I wish we could put together a list of all morning greetings in this thread..
Oh man sounds like its gonna be a great day for you. Hmm.. let's see.. smoothie... do you have a pair of nunchucks??
That IS racist!
I like coffee, but do not like coffee jellybeans.. Loooove me some jellybeans and love black liquorice, but don't like coffee or black licorice jellybeans... is that racist too?
Todays agenda-
Eat ,whore , look at the market ...CRINGE, whore, eat , pack up & mail out "product" for the refiner., eat , take a bunch of phone calls from people trying to capitalize on the dip. Disappoint those poeple. ,eat , LEGS , eat , sleep.
Another day at the office..... A crack head skips court and Haz hasta scare some responsibility into her today
nunchucks, nope. i have something that marcus would like planned for valentine's day. gag ball and all!
she already told me she is going to try to tackle me as soon as i open the door.
Man you better be ready to go.. no nunchucks.. hmmm..
Go to the toy store and get her a vibrator.. not a dildo, but a vibrator.. and when you're going at it, break that thing out (load batteries first) and put it in her hand and let her experiment.. fun stuff.
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Oh......... My......... Gawd........ Bedford is on point today!'
Good man...Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00
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