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    good mornin' labia lickers!

    things have got to get better. i screwed up and got drunk sunday after having left the booze alone for a while. That shot my diet and caused me to wake up late, which cancelled my Monday workout. Then I got a call that my kid had been suspended from school, resulting in lengthy discussions with the ex. Felt tired, but couldn't sleep. Finally dozed off around 2:00 a.m. and woke up to a horrible smell. The dog had sh!t in the house - not just a little bit - a lot. Cleaned that until 3:45 and never did get back to sleep. Got to the gym around 6:30 and had my worst workout in months. I need to catch a break.

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    Mornin' twat swatters -


    DTMB ,that sux - cleaning up dog shit is the worst & it had to be loose if it took that long .

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    Heeeey , double bubble


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    She needs to be broken in half -


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bedford
    Heeeey , double bubble
    Wow.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bedford View Post
    DTMB ,that sux - cleaning up dog shit is the worst & it had to be loose if it took that long .
    yes - very much so, and it was EVERYWHERE. Needless to say, it didn't help the wife and me get off to a cheerful morning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    What if God was one of us?
    just a slob like one of us?

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    Morning all

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    Quote Originally Posted by marcus300 View Post
    Broken legs on a girl again?!?!?!

    Worrying man. Worrying:/
    NO SOURCES GIVEN

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    ^^^^^could be smoothie and I!

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    You dong dongs! Go to your rooms. All of you!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Back In Black View Post
    Broken legs on a girl again?!?!?!

    Worrying man. Worrying:/
    It's a joke mate I don't really like stuff like that. If only you knew the truth

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite
    You dong dongs! Go to your rooms. All of you!
    Make me!!!

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