'Official Postwhore Thread'

**scibble** · 12-15-2008, 10:01 AM

i gotta friend doing the child custody fight. not fun. not cheap.

hmmm...let me weigh the options...

child custody....condom

child custody....condom???

***JDMSilviaSpecR*** · 12-15-2008, 10:10 AM

Good Morning whores! Sh*t! Work in 50 minutes!

**Dukkit** · 12-15-2008, 10:10 AM

Originally Posted by scibble

i gotta friend doing the child custody fight. not fun. not cheap.

hmmm...let me weigh the options...

child custody....condom

child custody....condom???

hmm
child custody... push her down the stairs?

child custody... punch her stomach?

child custody... get her to drink heavily every night and take alot of aspirin??

***JDMSilviaSpecR*** · 12-15-2008, 10:10 AM

Shower time, just had to whore here real quick..... BRB!

**Dukkit** · 12-15-2008, 10:11 AM

Originally Posted by JDMSilviaSpecR

Good Morning whores! Sh*t! Work in 50 minutes!

better get on that shit!!

**Dukkit** · 12-15-2008, 10:20 AM

new workout routine this week

should be fun

**calgarian** · 12-15-2008, 10:22 AM

MOrning Whores

Dukki YOu got PM

**scibble** · 12-15-2008, 10:32 AM

dukk: "it was an accident!" I was hanging up my shirt and the coat hanger SLI PPE D!!"

**calgarian** · 12-15-2008, 10:34 AM

Originally Posted by scibble

i gotta friend doing the child custody fight. not fun. not cheap.

hmmm...let me weigh the options...

child custody....condom

child custody....condom???

ANAL ?

**Dukkit** · 12-15-2008, 10:41 AM

Originally Posted by scibble

dukk: "it was an accident!" I was hanging up my shirt and the coat hanger SLI PPE D!!"

it was an accident. i was vaccuming and it slipped

i sucked the baby out

**scibble** · 12-15-2008, 10:50 AM

how's the day goin so far dukk?

**AnimalGear** · 12-15-2008, 10:50 AM

trust me,.....go with the condom...it saves a lot of bullshit from happening..

**scibble** · 12-15-2008, 10:51 AM

good morning gear head!

**Dukkit** · 12-15-2008, 10:52 AM

Originally Posted by scibble

how's the day goin so far dukk?

good good! just ate a shitload of cookies

fukkin holiday bakers ruinin my belt line

**AnimalGear** · 12-15-2008, 10:52 AM

Originally Posted by scibble

good morning gear head!

hey hey hey

**Dukkit** · 12-15-2008, 10:53 AM

hi animal! my lil broskie!

**scibble** · 12-15-2008, 10:53 AM

reminds me of that oft-posted chocolate chip cookie pic - "your bros will want you to share them so you will have to beat their ass"

**AnimalGear** · 12-15-2008, 10:54 AM

Hey big bro!

alright guys, sorry to make this a drive by since i havne't seen you guys in a while but i haven't worked out in two weeks, so i'm gonna go do that and put this damn test e to work!! i'll be on later

**Dukkit** · 12-15-2008, 10:55 AM

hows your day scibble? patients treatin you fairly?

**scibble** · 12-15-2008, 10:56 AM

no problems here. today the anniversary, so may have to do something fun this evening--- i mean....something else fun aside from the usual (giggety giggety)

**Voland** · 12-15-2008, 10:58 AM

sup hoes

**Kratos** · 12-15-2008, 11:06 AM

whore 4 life

**Dukkit** · 12-15-2008, 11:12 AM

lol

sup kratos

**Kratos** · 12-15-2008, 11:19 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

lol

sup kratos

yo buddy, not too much
tiled most of my kitchen laundry room and bathroom this weekend. it looks freakin sweet. Did this really cool pattern on the floor. That took most of my weekend.

Was in on a 360 fusion this morning. Now I need to take a crap, but I'm fighting the urge. Just ate a sandwich so it's only a matter of a few min before that ram rods everything down and I need to make a run for it.

**scibble** · 12-15-2008, 11:19 AM

Volangelo !

Kratinsky!

**Ernst** · 12-15-2008, 11:20 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

yeah yeah

now im gonna have to make 2 girls get abortions. lol

nah. its a slim chance that both or even one got pregnant. i was shooting alot of blanks all weekend cuz of havin so much sex. my cum stores didnt have time to be replenished....i hope

Is there anyone here who can keep their dick in their pants?

**scibble** · 12-15-2008, 11:21 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

Now I need to take a crap, but I'm fighting the urge. Just ate a sandwich so it's only a matter of a few min before that ram rods everything down and I need to make a run for it.

cool. yeah, your bros want to know everything goin' on wicha!!!

giterDUN !!!!!!

(before your next three-hour surgery LOL)

**scibble** · 12-15-2008, 11:22 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

Is there anyone here who can keep their dick in their pants?

is that where it supposed to go?

**scibble** · 12-15-2008, 11:23 AM

dukk, you ever hear of a classic prank, the "sh1t burger"??

**Dukkit** · 12-15-2008, 11:27 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

yo buddy, not too much
tiled most of my kitchen laundry room and bathroom this weekend. it looks freakin sweet. Did this really cool pattern on the floor. That took most of my weekend.

Was in on a 360 fusion this morning. Now I need to take a crap, but I'm fighting the urge. Just ate a sandwich so it's only a matter of a few min before that ram rods everything down and I need to make a run for it.

i wanna see a pic of the floor pattern.

and go take a dump. fighting urges isnt good for your health.

**Dukkit** · 12-15-2008, 11:28 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

Is there anyone here who can keep their dick in their pants?

i just wanna be like you bro!!

Originally Posted by scibble

dukk, you ever hear of a classic prank, the "sh1t burger"??

not that i can recall

**Ernst** · 12-15-2008, 11:28 AM

Finals today and tomorrow. I am so ready for this crappy semester to be over.

**Dukkit** · 12-15-2008, 11:30 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

Finals today and tomorrow. I am so ready for this crappy semester to be over.

i bet

how old are you?

**scibble** · 12-15-2008, 11:31 AM

you buy a burger at the counter in a fast food joint, then after a little time you come back up to the counter with the box and complain to the guy "this burger tastes like sh1t!"

what he doesn't realize until he opens the box, is that you substituted the burger and took a dump in it. Someone i knew and his buddy got chased out of a place doing that.

kind of thing somebody might do on a dare...

**Dukkit** · 12-15-2008, 11:33 AM

Originally Posted by scibble

you buy a burger at the counter in a fast food joint, then after a little time you come back up to the counter with the box and complain to the guy "this burger tastes like sh1t!"

what he doesn't realize until he opens the box, is that you substituted the burger and took a dump in it. Someone i knew and his buddy got chased out of a place doing that.

kind of thing somebody might do on a dare...

i see

i usually just take a shit on the counter and yell. this place smells like shit

**Ernst** · 12-15-2008, 11:33 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

i bet

how old are you?

26. I dropped out of high school and lived it up for quite a while before realizing I was going nowhere fast, and I went back to school.

I'll be 27 in January.

**Nicotine** · 12-15-2008, 11:36 AM

that would need to be filmed and put on youtube

**Dukkit** · 12-15-2008, 11:39 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

26. I dropped out of high school and lived it up for quite a while before realizing I was going nowhere fast, and I went back to school.

I'll be 27 in January.

ah. so we're in the same boat. lol
i need to go back to school

**scibble** · 12-15-2008, 11:42 AM

ate dbol, feelin funky in the head.

i bet my bp is gettin jacked

**Ernst** · 12-15-2008, 11:45 AM

It's taken extra long. I had a lot of ground to make up.

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