LOL!Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
LOL!Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
sorry! but i am glad you dont eat junk food either girl you look good..keep it that way sexy!
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If you say that to her you are going to be the moron, not to mention your IQ must be in the range of my shoe size and i have small feet...leave the fakin' situation alone and keep you month shot it's not like you have to live with her...if that was my sister and you said that to her regardless of the reasons for abortion, i would barry my foot so far up your ass you'd be burping K-Swiss for a very long time...XXLOriginally Posted by Pork Chop
I hate K-SwissOriginally Posted by MIKE_XXL
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Originally Posted by Maraxus
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thats what i was thinking! hahaha
Well if you hate K-Swiss better not piss me off or you might have a pernemant K-Swiss logo on you face...![]()
LOL Oh my stomach hurts from laughing!!!
Originally Posted by MIKE_XXL
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
As I sit here eating tuna for the 8 billionth day in a row........sigh.... a big mac would be nice about now....Originally Posted by hung-solo
Sans may of course!
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Fruity ass shoesOriginally Posted by MIKE_XXL
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i am munching on a can myself, hahahaha, **** a double quarter pounder with cheese would be nice! hahaha but without the xtra mayo!!Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
.........EEWW
Ok shorty.Originally Posted by MIKE_XXL
Ohhh MY oh My
Originally Posted by Pork Chop
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
I keep the pouch tuna in my desk for days I am too lazy to pack my lunch. No having to squeeze the juice out... my guys hate it when I eat tuna...smells up the office...but since Im the boss...they gotta live with it.Originally Posted by hung-solo
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Many dirty thoughts have just flooded my brain.........Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
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what do you do?Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
With some of the girls they date...they are used to the smell.Originally Posted by Maraxus
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
It's hard to explain but I run an office that deals with background investigations and physical security issues for the Navy. I have 6 men and 2 women working for me right now.
Originally Posted by hung-solo
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
some of you people make me phuchen sick. you dont know her situation so dont judge her like that. that is total bull sh1t that people could make a joke about something like that. if i was sitting in the back seat next to her id swell both your eyes shut. im not saying i agree with abortions at all but you dont know her situation. leave it be.
Easy Pietro....everyone here is pretty much with you on that. Read closer...everyone is clowning on porky boy..Originally Posted by pietro75
Deep breath....in with the good ... out with the bad.
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
That's what i was thinking...Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
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LOL that's one brave pork chop!Originally Posted by MIKE_XXL
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
I know this girl well enough to know.Originally Posted by pietro75
If i didn't i wouldn't say ****.
And Barbie, don't make fun of my porkyness, judging by your avatar you got enough gunt to kick my ass all over the place.
Last edited by MIKE_XXL; 09-13-2004 at 02:27 PM.
Still better then "Fruit of the Loom" underpants you are wearing with you name written in them...Originally Posted by Maraxus
...LOL
Originally Posted by MIKE_XXL
Let's see, FTL with either Batman or Spiderman on them,
My vote is Spiderman...
Come on Mike....what did he really say????????
Originally Posted by Pork Chop
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
It wasn't nice and he's pissing me off...so i had to change it...sorryOriginally Posted by Commando_Barbi
but i can't tell you...
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dude you are soo late! this has been successfully hijacked by yours truely! the sexy and tough--COMMANDO BARBIEOriginally Posted by pietro75
i saw it barb before it was erased and it wasnt nice. he did say something about you kicking his asss though.
You're sweet to protect me. Think you know I can take care of myself...but prob better for him that the attack wasn't visible for all to see.Originally Posted by MIKE_XXL
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1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Ohh i don't doubt your ability to protect yourself...i just felt he offended enough peolpe and it was time to put a stop to it...Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
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And for the record...I like short guysCourse I'm only 5'1 so everyone is tall to me
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1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
I have no doubt I'd win...at least in a battle of wits...I think he's unarmed.Originally Posted by pietro75
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1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
I am 5'9" you are 5'1", that's funny the 8" of differance is exactly the size of.........my............................Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
...never mind
lol
Is there a video I can see that shows proof of that?
Originally Posted by MIKE_XXL
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Vidoe Pictures whatever floats your boat...LOLOriginally Posted by Commando_Barbi
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What's wrong Maraxus????
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Hmmmm PM me a couple places to start...Originally Posted by MIKE_XXL
I can't wait to see this
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1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
I feel left outOriginally Posted by Commando_Barbi
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Me too.Originally Posted by Maraxus
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Mike, I want to see videos!!!!!!!!!
This thread is totally jacked, one minute were talking about some guys girl problem, and then cum soaked hamburger buns, and names for trailers and then windex....WTF?????????????
PartyBoy, You need a massage and a valium, what time do you want to meet tonight???
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