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  1. 10-27-2004, 02:18 PM #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tock
    Yep.

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    cool cool, do find this thread insulting???
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  2. 10-27-2004, 06:49 AM #2
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    I think you are full of sh*t!


    My advice is to join in next time, oh and get some soap.
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    You should at least have him banned from the gym. As was said before, you may not even need to tell the whole story. Just tell the owner tha the was spankin it in the shower. And if this guy is not just fuking huge you should have just pounded him!! I mean c'omon!! Some guy nuts on your back and you have to ask if he is a fag??? You should have just turned around and punched him in the throat!! That prolly would have ended his whacking right then and there. I am not for gay bashing, but I am all for protection yourself from being assulted sexually or otherwise. No waiting to fight him...either pound him, or at least get him banned from the gym!!
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    you talking **** bro.who in there right mind is going to jerk of an shoot you on your back an who will let him walk away i would ****en kill him.an if he works there he would neva do that
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    My advice is....Don't drop the soap....
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    If Adam and Dr. Drew from Loveline were here, they would call "bull****" on this post.
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    what i wanna know is this...why were u two fruitypebbles in the same shower stall..... dont pretend that you werent in there spottin him....prag
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    H---, give 'em my phone number.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tock
    H---, give 'em my phone number.
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    You kill me Brother.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by chubby_cox
    today i was taking a shower after my workout in the gym (our campus weight room has showers) and i looked over and there was another dude in the shower. i minded my own business and washed up when i feel something hit my back and this dude must have been jerking off and ran over and busted on my back

    i turned around and said what the **** are you doing are you a fag or something??? and he just laughed at me and walked out. so i got dressed and went looking for him and i went out to the parking lot and saw him get in a car and drive away but i couldn't get there. the thing is he works out at the weight room all the time, what should i do next time i see him? i dont want to get assault charges but i cant let some sick **** do this **** to me
    This is a direct copy from BB.com. The story wasn't true over there, why would it be over here?
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    If you don't do something about this, he will just keep busting his load on unsuspecting strangers.

    You have a moral obligation to kick his as$.
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    The next part of the story is, he runs into the guy again at the gym while he's in the sauna but he's so afraid he freezes and the guys nuts on him again.

    Then after that he says he catches the guy in the parking lot and goes to say something. The dude grabs his crotch and speeds off.


    This is a load of bull**** and a waste of board space.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    The next part of the story is, he runs into the guy again at the gym while he's in the sauna but he's so afraid he freezes and the guys nuts on him again.

    Then after that he says he catches the guy in the parking lot and goes to say something. The dude grabs his crotch and speeds off.


    This is a load of bull**** and a waste of board space.

    man this "Serial Ejaculator" doesnt quit!
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    That's ****ed up!!!
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    Even if this post is a hoax, it certainly is a great thread! I can't stop laughing, especially the "kill him, bury body". That guy kills me!!
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    Haha! this reminds me of the time when I was at my campus gym and this mofo jacked my bench when I went for a drink of water...I decided to wait till he needed water and proceded to jack all over his back when he wasent looking...
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    Quote Originally Posted by SplinterCell
    Haha! this reminds me of the time when I was at my campus gym and this mofo jacked my bench when I went for a drink of water...I decided to wait till he needed water and proceded to jack all over his back when he wasent looking...

    heres your man chubby cox, the drive by ejaculator has reveiled himself
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    Quote Originally Posted by HULK1732
    heres your man chubby cox, the drive by ejaculator has reveiled himself
    The drive by ejaculator..........U'r killing mee
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    Quote Originally Posted by khurrams
    The drive by ejaculator..........U'r killing mee
    People at my work are wondering what the hell I'm laughing at! LOL!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SplinterCell
    Haha! this reminds me of the time when I was at my campus gym and this mofo jacked my bench when I went for a drink of water...I decided to wait till he needed water and proceded to jack all over his back when he wasent looking...

    Reminds me of the time I went to a straight bar (a disco, actually) for some party put on by the boss at work, and geez, these straight chicks kept hitting on me. Some of 'em can be real aggressive, too . . . used my "bug off, bitch" line on one of 'em: "Back off bitch, I'm a virgin!" Ugh . . .
    Ya, I can relate to how y'all get grossed out by being hit on by the wrong people . . . I'd say, "I feel for ya," but somehow such sympathies seem out of place on this thread . . .

    --Tock
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    if that happened to me, i wouldnt even be able to let myself think, my natural reaction would be to pound the guy, and if he was huge find and object to mess him up with...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Khull_Khuum
    if that happened to me, i wouldnt even be able to let myself think, my natural reaction would be to pound the guy
    Just be sure to wear a condom.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    Just be sure to wear a condom.
    lmof hhahaha pound was probably not the best word
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    Just be sure to wear a condom.
    lmao yea pound wasnt the best choice, to clarify, i meant pound as in throwing fists at persons head, not pound as in carlos and big ol' legs meeting late nite at the park behind the swingset....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Khull_Khuum
    lmao yea pound wasnt the best choice, to clarify, i meant pound as in throwing fists at persons head, not pound as in carlos and big ol' legs meeting late nite at the park behind the swingset....

    I take it you're a guy who just can't say "No" . . .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Khull_Khuum
    lmao yea pound wasnt the best choice, to clarify, i meant pound as in throwing fists at persons head, not pound as in carlos and big ol' legs meeting late nite at the park behind the swingset....


    Naw, Id love to meet carlos actually, we'd both have some GREAT training tips and stuff for eachother. Carlos is a pretty cool guy... and I wouldnt even look at him as "gay" in the sense. It doesnt bother me.... no matter what ive said in other threads. Do i think its wrong.. yes. Should I dislike someone for their choices... no.
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    Haven't seen chubby cox on this thread lately.........Did he get beat up by the drive by ejaculator??????
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    This is Chubby boy
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    Quote Originally Posted by LeanMeOut




    This is Chubby boy

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    thats some funny stuff...
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    you should ask for his # and find out if gay marriage is allowed in your state
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    College gym showers and Truckstops- the modern gay bathhouse...stay away from those places. Shower at home!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BamaSlamma
    College gym showers and Truckstops- the modern gay bathhouse...stay away from those places. Shower at home!
    even if they were werent, i would never shower in the gym. its for hygiene reasons and i live only 5 minutes away.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spoon
    even if they were werent, i would never shower in the gym. its for hygiene reasons and i live only 5 minutes away.
    Yeah, I think it is worth the extra trip as well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spoon
    even if they were werent, i would never shower in the gym. its for hygiene reasons and i live only 5 minutes away.
    Same here. I never shower at the gym. I have a shower at home!
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    Actually I saw a show on COPS the other day where some girl gets into a fight with another girl (both lesbians) and then one of the girls holds down the girl that loses the fight and the fat lesbian that won the fight throws up on her. The cops roll up right after the fight and the girls covered in throw up on her car. Most digusting thing I've ever seen.
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    Ok this thread was kinda dead
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    Quote Originally Posted by Prime
    Ok this thread was kinda dead

    and you just killed it again with that whoreing
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    Quote Originally Posted by MASStermind
    and you just killed it again with that whoreing
    pot, kettle, black
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