Masturebate!

**NotSmall** · 12-08-2005, 07:19 AM

Originally Posted by Chemical King

Im pleaed to see this thread is going strong. And since we are still on the subject of masterbation I think the starter of the thread should get the spelling of masterbation right.

Errrr, next time you correct someone's spelling perhaps you ought to get the spelling right!

**Chemical King** · 12-08-2005, 07:20 AM

Originally Posted by NotSmall

Errrr, next time you correct someone's spelling perhaps you ought to get the spelling right!

yeah i no. Now i feel like im a

**NotSmall** · 12-08-2005, 07:24 AM

Originally Posted by Chemical King

yeah i no. Now i feel like im a

**Chemical King** · 12-08-2005, 07:32 AM

OK I DONE A SPELL CHECK AND THE CORRECT SPELLING IS :

"masturbate"

or simply:

"

"

lol

**LLsoldier** · 12-08-2005, 07:51 AM

I think you all better stop doin this and answer me.just thanks for every thingNice advice

**Chemical King** · 12-08-2005, 07:56 AM

Oh yeah I forgot that you are the one who started this thread.lol

I think all this talk of masturbation would be better suited in a place like this :

"sorry had to remove link as it was sort if linked to porn"

Not sure if that link is allowed but if not im sure a mod will delete it.

**zomzom** · 12-08-2005, 08:17 AM

Before each training i jack off to feel better.

**Chemical King** · 12-08-2005, 08:19 AM

i jack off just to pass the time by. Normaly kills a few minutes

**kuad** · 12-08-2005, 09:37 AM

this is the "whackiest" thread i have ever seen. what the **** is this dude talking about? people can see in his eyes that he was jerking off? his eyes go deep in his head?
what a wanker!

**STEVO 47** · 12-08-2005, 10:27 AM

retarded questions = retarded answers

**Chemical King** · 12-08-2005, 11:43 AM

**zomzom** · 12-08-2005, 11:48 AM

Hey people you should definitively try this

Transdermal stack:

6-oxo&7-oxo DHEA for an equal amount.

After to have jacked off use this stack and around five minutes later you will have your glans that tickle and will be ready for another party

(per serving at less 100/200mg of each).

enjoy!

**Chemical King** · 12-08-2005, 11:50 AM

Lol, im ready for a party 3 mins afterwards anyway.lol

**zomzom** · 12-08-2005, 11:56 AM

yes but with a low sperm count

that is sad for ur girl

**Chemical King** · 12-08-2005, 12:03 PM

I aint got a low spermcount and even if i did i wouldnt give a

cos i dont want no more kids. Anyway i fukcd off my g/f 8 month ago so when im shaggin around i wouldnt mind if i had a low sperm count.

**wuboy25** · 12-08-2005, 12:03 PM

Man, look at what Gunter looked like before he started mastubating with his left hand...

Start masturbating with both hands (If you can) for better results

**kuad** · 12-08-2005, 12:08 PM

where is this wanker from?

**kuad** · 12-08-2005, 12:12 PM

he said that when he masturbates he has to be more careful, what the hell was he doing? that sunken eye shit kills me!!!!

**Chemical King** · 12-08-2005, 12:34 PM

I like this thread. I cant help keep coming back to it. In fact i think i made the most posts on here.

**STEVO 47** · 12-08-2005, 12:52 PM

Ok, seriously. Once and for all lets get this taken care of. Start with
the sunkin eyes. Take your right thumb, stick it in your mouth, then
blow as hard as you can. That should do it.

**kuad** · 12-08-2005, 04:16 PM

wtf is up with that sunken eyes, "we know you were spanking your carrot" shit?!

**Grizzly420** · 12-08-2005, 05:09 PM

I figured it out. Now i know why i couldnt ever gain any weight.

**kuad** · 12-08-2005, 09:23 PM

sunken eye wanker!!!!!

**omnipotent** · 12-08-2005, 09:47 PM

Masterbations before a workout will cause you to be lazy and tierd . ive read an article that if you choke the chicken after a workout it actually relaxes yur bodys and it gives u tiny spurts of gh into yur system + melatonin so after a hard workout .. bust a nut .. and go to sleep for 3 hours you will groww real good dude

**kuad** · 12-09-2005, 07:34 AM

llsoldier where are you from? south america?

**kuad** · 12-09-2005, 07:36 AM

this thread is funny as hell!!!!
should be titled "sunken eye whack"

**Chemical King** · 12-09-2005, 07:50 AM

I aint seen this thread since yesterday, but has a funy feeling it wud erm...pop up again.

**TENNISADD2005** · 12-09-2005, 07:57 AM

Originally Posted by wuboy25

Man, look at what Gunter looked like before he started mastubating with his left hand...

Start masturbating with both hands (If you can) for better results

I didnt know Gunter Played tennis... Tennis gives me same problem... and when I try and play with my left hand it just doesnt feel right!

HaHaHaHa

**kuad** · 12-09-2005, 09:50 AM

where is the guy that started this thread? i want him to say something!!! cause it will be funny!

**kuad** · 12-09-2005, 11:06 AM

calling all sunken eye whackers!

**Jay_notellin** · 12-09-2005, 11:41 AM

I think cumming in general has a negative effect on gains. To work through this, I suggest banging Fat chicks. The workout acheived trying to maneuver a fat chick will offset the negative effects....... Good Luck

**kuad** · 12-09-2005, 11:45 AM

i love big butts!!!!!

**lifter540** · 12-09-2005, 12:02 PM

**Juicy Sauce** · 12-09-2005, 12:18 PM

my friend used to tell me. "bro, we are going to the club tonight so dont masturbate". its a fact that the longer its been since u jack off, the more agressive, and iratated u get. if u do it right b4 going to a club u will have less interest in the opposite sex. the same applies at the gym. if u dont break one off b4 the gym u will be more agressive and push harder. i have exparimented and can tell u that this is true. as stated b4, that is why u feel satesfied and soooo relaxed after sex. kills all animal rage agression.
JS

**kuad** · 12-09-2005, 12:40 PM

so polishing the bayonet is bad?

**mamias20918756** · 12-09-2005, 01:43 PM

is this thread still going?
WTF, masturbation really is the thing!!!

**funbos** · 12-09-2005, 03:59 PM

**funbos** · 12-09-2005, 04:25 PM

mate make some pics and let us see how look your eyes when you

:

**kuad** · 12-09-2005, 06:46 PM

yeah bro send us some pics when you jerk off

**Juicy Sauce** · 12-09-2005, 10:48 PM

Originally Posted by kuad

so polishing the bayonet is bad?

nope. its only bad right b4:
gym,
sporting event, (that u r in)
picking up chicks,
or geting it on with ur woman.

any other time. knock ur self out!

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