How to get a girl to go to the gym NICELY?

**JiGGaMaN** · 03-30-2009, 11:39 PM

cant really tell which ones the before/after.

**yasha** · 03-30-2009, 11:55 PM

does she have any hot friends???
If you tell her strait up that she needs to loose weight, it will crush her feelings. Just remember, all women are jealous conniving bitches. Next time your out with her, start noticing her attractive friends. Something along the lines of,"damn, your best friend Angie looks like she lost some weight, and got more toned. she really looks good." your friend will be in the gym within a week trying to compete with that skinny bitch.

**CSAR** · 03-31-2009, 06:38 AM

Dude, you're in love with a fat chick and you want to help her become thin.

Wait a minute...Richard Simmons? Is that you?

**subaruwrx04** · 03-31-2009, 07:07 AM

I told my wife.. That she was gainging some weight by her twat. And it was making her wooohaaa look fat. LOL. I told her I didn't mess with rooster goblers. So she hits the gym with me now.. LOL. True Story..

She's not fat at all just lazy and out of shape.

**thai-lan** · 03-31-2009, 09:35 AM

so she is fat because of the people that r out of shape are usually fat ;D

**xlxBigSexyxlx** · 03-31-2009, 10:00 AM

Just be honest with her.

and make fun of her daily...

She will soon go anorexic.

problem solved.

**QuieTSToRM33** · 03-31-2009, 10:24 AM

As my boy Jigsaw would say ... "you can't help her ... she has to help herself"

**novastepp** · 03-31-2009, 10:42 AM

i think it would be a mistake to assume that the gym is the answer. do some fun actvities together, that isnt as intimidating as the gym, and go on some walks. also, start cooking for her/with her. diet will help a whole lot more. endless options to experiment with. good luck.

**Dukkit** · 03-31-2009, 10:44 AM

just suck it up and have some crazy crazy long hard sweaty sex with her a few times a day

make sure shes on top, doin the squats and such

that will help burn some chub off

**gixxerboy1** · 03-31-2009, 10:46 AM

Originally Posted by novastepp

i think it would be a mistake to assume that the gym is the answer. do some fun actvities together, that isnt as intimidating as the gym, and go on some walks. also, start cooking for her/with her. diet will help a whole lot more. endless options to experiment with. good luck.

my wife just bought us mountain bikes and said we should go riding together. maybe she is trying to tell me I'm fat

**Dukkit** · 03-31-2009, 10:48 AM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

my wife just bought us mountain bikes and said we should go riding together. maybe she is trying to tell me I'm fat

well i wasnt gonna say anything. but shes been texting me askin me how to get you back in shape

**gixxerboy1** · 03-31-2009, 10:55 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

well i wasnt gonna say anything. but shes been texting me askin me how to get you back in shape

i've been trying to convince her she can suck the fat out through my cock and im only fat because she isnt trying hard enough

**Gaspari1255** · 03-31-2009, 11:12 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

just suck it up and have some crazy crazy long hard sweaty sex with her a few times a day

make sure shes on top, doin the squats and such

that will help burn some chub off

hmmm well let me ask you, would you still hit it? lol

**Dukkit** · 03-31-2009, 11:18 AM

Originally Posted by ******

hmmm well let me ask you, would you still hit it? lol

id need more pics to be able to tell that

but im sure with 5 shots of whiskey in me and while on 500mg a week of test... i would

hehehehe

how bout let me borrow her for a month... ill burn that fat right off of her bro

**IronReload04** · 03-31-2009, 11:29 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS-_GDDwcKw

just to what this guy did. worked for me.

**UncleTim** · 03-31-2009, 11:48 AM

Originally Posted by higherdesire

Get her a feedbag with a splatter guard/shield and a gym membership. Show both of them to her and say hey babe your at a crossroads here, choose ye this day whom ye will serve.

if she chooses the feedbag, kick her in the stomach really hard, and say see if you went the other way and had built up some abs, that wouldn't have hurt so bad.

**Barium** · 03-31-2009, 01:29 PM

Wow lol, that video is brutal

**jamyjamjr** · 03-31-2009, 03:12 PM

that was the FUNNIEST fcuking video... hahahahahahahaha...

**Surreal** · 03-31-2009, 03:29 PM

The root cause of her fatness is the excessive drinking. Tell her to drink less . . .

- She'll be healthier
- She'll spend less on booze
- She'll be less intoxcated and sloppy in bed
- She'll be skinnier and therefore more attracative
- She'll be less inclined to nail a random STD infested homeless guy before banging you

Just tell her to stop drinking for her health. Explain to her smart female brain that alcohol will shrink her boobs, wrinkle her skin and make her infertile! Not precisely true, but being a dumb chick she should buy it.

**ni4ni** · 03-31-2009, 05:42 PM

Originally Posted by ironreload04

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ds-_gddwckw

just to what this guy did. Worked for me.

that was great

**Gaspari1255** · 03-31-2009, 06:30 PM

Originally Posted by Surreal

The root cause of her fatness is the excessive drinking. Tell her to drink less . . .

- She'll be healthier
- She'll spend less on booze
- She'll be less intoxcated and sloppy in bed
- She'll be skinnier and therefore more attracative
- She'll be less inclined to nail a random STD infested homeless guy before banging you

Just tell her to stop drinking for her health. Explain to her smart female brain that alcohol will shrink her boobs, wrinkle her skin and make her infertile! Not precisely true, but being a dumb chick she should buy it.

Sorority girl my friend...I have a better chance of seeing Jesus than talking her out of drinking.

**jamyjamjr** · 03-31-2009, 06:41 PM

^^^^ we'll, seems your stuck between a rock and a hard place on this one....

if she gives a shit about you, she'll put aside, or minimize the drinking...

i think it's time you lay down some boundries...

JMO...

**IronReload04** · 03-31-2009, 06:47 PM

^^^^

dont date sorority chicks then. stereotypically, they are dum anyway.

**higherdesire** · 03-31-2009, 07:29 PM

I hate to be the voice of desention here after all my jokes, but I would never do that to a girl under any circumstances (the video). That was bs. If my daughter or sister had that happen, someone has an ass kickin coming. A real down home behind the barn lesson so to speak.

**Surreal** · 03-31-2009, 09:05 PM

Originally Posted by ******

Sorority girl my friend...I have a better chance of seeing Jesus than talking her out of drinking.

Doesn't she have any attractive and fit sorority sisters whose mere presence inspires her to put a finger down her own throat and puke?!

**DFDub** · 03-31-2009, 09:14 PM

this is a loose loose situation. anything you say or do will end up biting you in the ass and cause you more headaches than you are prepared for.

**Matt** · 04-01-2009, 06:28 AM

Tell her a Mcdonalds has opened at the gym... And their giving away free happy meals...

**subaruwrx04** · 04-01-2009, 08:30 AM

Originally Posted by thai-lan

so she is fat because of the people that r out of shape are usually fat ;D

Highly doubtful.. 105lbs standing 5ft 6 in.. Hmmmm...

**QuieTSToRM33** · 04-01-2009, 10:45 AM

Originally Posted by Surreal

The root cause of her fatness is the excessive drinking.

Wrong.

The cause of her fatness is her inability to control herself ... and her lack of desire to want to change.

**Gaspari1255** · 04-01-2009, 02:06 PM

Originally Posted by QuieTSToRM33

Wrong.

The cause of her fatness is her inability to control herself ... and her lack of desire to want to change.

Hit the nail on the head.

**Gaspari1255** · 04-01-2009, 02:10 PM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

id need more pics to be able to tell that

but im sure with 5 shots of whiskey in me and while on 500mg a week of test... i would

hehehehe

how bout let me borrow her for a month... ill burn that fat right off of her bro

If you return her back to me a 10/10...then you can have her for two fvcking months!

**Gaspari1255** · 04-01-2009, 02:18 PM

Alright after just finding this picture, this is the final strawl. I am telling her to her face tonight that she needs to lose weight for her own health and how much happier she'll be...Wish me luck boys!

**Dukkit** · 04-01-2009, 02:18 PM

Originally Posted by ******

If you return her back to me a 10/10...then you can have her for two fvcking months!

oh its a deal

she in jersey? ill hit her up next time i see abbot. lol

cuz im straight up with chicks. ill donkey punch her till she gets in the gym

she needs to start tannin again too

and take care of those roots/dye job

i got chu son!!!

**Dukkit** · 04-01-2009, 02:19 PM

Originally Posted by ******

Alright after just finding this picture, this is the final strawl. I am telling her to her face tonight that she needs to lose weight for her own health and how much happier she'll be...Wish me luck boys!

goddamn

she looks perfect there

yeah. good luck man. but someones gotta pull her head out her ass and make her wake up

**higherdesire** · 04-01-2009, 02:24 PM

Originally Posted by ******

Alright after just finding this picture, this is the final strawl. I am telling her to her face tonight that she needs to lose weight for her own health and how much happier she'll be...Wish me luck boys!

DUDE you are WAYYYYYYYYY more patient than me.

**Gaspari1255** · 04-01-2009, 02:29 PM

Originally Posted by higherdesire

DUDE you are WAYYYYYYYYY more patient than me.

True that...but think about, if she drops the weight..she will be one nice pieceo ass yet again. Patience is the virtue.

**Dukkit** · 04-01-2009, 02:38 PM

Originally Posted by ******

True that...but think about, if she drops the weight..she will be one nice pieceo ass yet again. Patience is the virtue.

but you better marry her then.... cuz now she has those fat pockets in her that will never go away. lol

what does her mom look like?

what im sayin is... if she doesnt keep up with it.. she will most likely end up chubby again in the future.

**higherdesire** · 04-01-2009, 02:45 PM

Originally Posted by ******

True that...but think about, if she drops the weight..she will be one nice pieceo ass yet again. Patience is the virtue.

Well I now know that you are white! tru Dat bro, not true that buddy!

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