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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bear 79 View Post
    If you're hell bent on giving someone a sponge bath you can give me one...............I don't care if you're crazy or not...........
    ROFL.... is it bad that I'm actually picturing this in my head?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00
    did i pass the mental part yet?

    and it was my idea for the sponge bath first!
    Most household accidents happen in the tub. Hate to see your picture on a milk carton. Just sayin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    Most household accidents happen in the tub. Hate to see your picture on a milk carton. Just sayin.
    true story!

    i busted my ass on my 30th bday and chipped my front tooth!

    if my face was on a milk carton you would want to frame it!

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    Holy bajeesus! She know's I'm the sexiest one here..she even commented on the fact in her interview...yet she would prefer to look on Craigslist instead of shoot me a PM! Offended doesnt even describe me at this point

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    Who are you kidding, you'd put out if he bought bubble gum............

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bear 79 View Post
    Who are you kidding, you'd put out if he bought bubble gum............
    Depends who is pitching and who's catching.....

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    I think (or hope) Sholv has better taste

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    Dan...you make me glad I only make 50K a year!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1 View Post
    Dan...you make me glad I only make 50K a year!
    You make more than I do... my salary is $1.00

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    Wow guys we need to get back on track here to op's original thread. Sorry GirlyGymRat...


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    all's good here Shol'va...looks like you made friends today
    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    Wow guys we need to get back on track here to op's original thread. Sorry GirlyGymRat...

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    WTF guys?!?!?

    This thread was fun, don't fvck it up over a silly personal grudge / debate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bear 79 View Post
    WTF guys?!?!?

    This thread was fun, don't fvck it up over a silly personal grudge / debate.
    I don't have a grudge... never did. I'm just having fun....

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    You gonna cook turkey bacon..............?

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    i would think he's the most qualified.....
    Quote Originally Posted by The Bear 79 View Post
    You gonna cook turkey bacon..............?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat View Post
    i would think he's the most qualified.....

    Whoa whoa whoa. Turkey bacon? No offense but I object

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    Whoa whoa whoa. Turkey bacon? No offense but I object
    board rule number 1 no player hating

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    Quote Originally Posted by frank13 View Post
    board rule number 1 no player hating
    I'm not hating the player. I'm hating the game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bear 79 View Post
    You gonna cook turkey bacon..............?
    how did u guess?? turkey bacon is my my specialty

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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat View Post
    A colleague suggested I put an ad in Craig's list: due to shoulder surgery, will need someone to bathe and dress me for a couple of weeks, picture included.

    He seems to think my problems would be solved in minutes.
    Never mind all these posers standing in line. Grrr!

    Send me a pic, and then I'll make sure you get undressed and in the shower pronto! =)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    Never mind all these posers standing in line. Grrr!

    Send me a pic, and then I'll make sure you get undressed and in the shower pronto! =)
    I think there was a group vote in another thread and you aren't allowed to post anymore unless you drink bottles of wine first....

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    Quote Originally Posted by dan68131 View Post
    I think there was a group vote in another thread and you aren't allowed to post anymore unless you drink bottles of wine first....
    I think I had my first bottle of wine before you were born.....

    .....TJ Swan anyone?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman

    Never mind all these posers standing in line. Grrr!

    Send me a pic, and then I'll make sure you get undressed and in the shower pronto! =)
    You've seen my pic! Stinker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat View Post
    You've seen my pic! Stinker.
    I'm still waiting as promised on the first page of this thread.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat View Post
    You've seen my pic! Stinker.
    I have alzheimers =(

    ...send me another!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman

    I have alzheimers =(

    ...send me another!
    Done

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    Come on Girly get the troops rallied this morning.

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    Morning Girly. Narrowing your search down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo
    Morning Girly. Narrowing your search down.
    Going thru the applicants today!!! Tomorrows the big day!!! I am nervous/scared. I really want this to go well. I need this to go well.

    Guys at work taking me out for lunch. They r celebrating me being gone for a couple weeks. Funny bunch. Actually, they r really good to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat

    Going thru the applicants today!!! Tomorrows the big day!!! I am nervous/scared. I really want this to go well. I need this to go well.

    Guys at work taking me out for lunch. They r celebrating me being gone for a couple weeks. Funny bunch. Actually, they r really good to me.
    They better be or a group of meat heads my come for a visit.

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    STAMPEDE!!!!!!!!


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    I just don't know how I can take one by myself. I'll work on it though. Took another front shot a day or so ago. I'll post that for now till I get it done.

    Maybe I can train the dog to do it, but she's only about 8" tall and 2lbs....



    morning Lunk!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kelkel View Post
    I just don't know how I can take one by myself. I'll work on it though. Took another front shot a day or so ago. I'll post that for now till I get it done.

    Maybe I can train the dog to do it, but she's only about 8" tall and


    morning Lunk!

    How recent is this avi you fvck ing beast ? Damn it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kelkel View Post
    I just don't know how I can take one by myself. I'll work on it though. Took another front shot a day or so ago. I'll post that for now till I get it done.

    Maybe I can train the dog to do it, but she's only about 8" tall and 2lbs....



    morning Lunk!
    Morning sunshine! I'm picking up a Smith machine for the basement Saturday! Between that and my (plug your ears) elliptical, no excuses!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kelkel
    I just don't know how I can take one by myself. I'll work on it though. Took another front shot a day or so ago. I'll post that for now till I get it done.

    Maybe I can train the dog to do it, but she's only about 8" tall and 2lbs....

    morning Lunk!
    U can pose like cape with a little (a lot in ur case) biceps and chest as i like that angle also Oh if I must, i volunteer. Someone's got to step up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat

    U can pose like cape with a little (a lot in ur case) biceps and chest as i like that angle also Oh if I must, i volunteer. Someone's got to step up.


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    Like this Girly? You like?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo

    <img src="http://forums.steroid.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=132004"/>

    Like this Girly? You like?
    That's the ticket!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat View Post
    That's the ticket!!!
    Glad you approve.

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    Yesterday. sorry.

    some of us old fuks can still hang!

    Can I get in the conditioning classic?

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