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    What did you ask for this christmas??

    Me: Santa, please give me a unicorn for Christmas.
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    Ive got the most beautiful stunning lady I could ever imagine having so I don't want anything, I've got what I wanted already

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    Quote Originally Posted by marcus300 View Post
    Ive got the most beautiful stunning lady I could ever imagine having so I don't want anything, I've got what I wanted already
    OK big guy, you need to stop letting her stand behind you and read over your shoulder when you are posting on this site. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    OK big guy, you need to stop letting her stand behind you and read over your shoulder when you are posting on this site. lol
    She's no idea I am on this site also she isn't in at the moment

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    Quote Originally Posted by marcus300 View Post
    Ive got the most beautiful stunning lady I could ever imagine having so I don't want anything, I've got what I wanted already
    Pics or your full of it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1 View Post
    Pics or your full of it
    That would be disrespectful my dear chum

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    Quote Originally Posted by marcus300 View Post
    Ive got the most beautiful stunning lady I could ever imagine having so I don't want anything, I've got what I wanted already
    I've got a stunning one too. So I asked for another.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
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    Oh I'm sorry I already did/had these three
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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
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    I asked santa if I could be lovbyts for one weekend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by diesel101 View Post
    I asked santa if I could be lovbyts for one weekend.
    Is he running a gentlemen's club or something? - From the pics its not easy to tell...

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    Quote Originally Posted by trikydik View Post
    Is he running a gentlemen's club or something? - From the pics its not easy to tell...
    His just a pimp

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    Quote Originally Posted by trikydik View Post
    Is he running a gentlemen's club or something? - From the pics its not easy to tell...
    That's my job, not as fun as you would think it is. But def could be worse
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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

    That's my job, not as fun as you would think it is. But def could be worse
    Trade you for a week. You treat the sick, I'll party with naked strippers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

    That's my job, not as fun as you would think it is. But def could be worse
    U bouncing? I just left an all nude strip club months ago. There wasn't too much drama from the patrons.... Only the dancers lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post

    OK big guy, you need to stop letting her stand behind you and read over your shoulder when you are posting on this site. lol
    Lol. Exactly what I was thinking

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    ....a few extra days off for the holidays. Danged if I didn't get them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kelkel View Post
    Don't ask for anything and I know I'm not getting anything. So there.
    With road maps like yours, what more could you ask for

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    I asked for my hot teacher back from high school. So that I could return the D.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Back In Black View Post
    I want Bonaparte to 'like' one of my posts.
    lol no chance bib

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    Quote Originally Posted by clarky. View Post
    lol no chance bib
    Ha ha, my 2nd choice was my Mrs in stockings and heels. I have more chance with my first wish
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    Quote Originally Posted by Back In Black View Post
    Ha ha, my 2nd choice was my Mrs in stockings and heels. I have more chance with my first wish
    lmfao good 1 mate

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    Quote Originally Posted by Back In Black View Post
    Ha ha, my 2nd choice was my Mrs in stockings and heels. I have more chance with my first wish
    Not even at Christmas mate?

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    Quote Originally Posted by marcus300 View Post
    Not even at Christmas mate?
    We'll see. I will report back!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Back In Black View Post
    I want Bonaparte to 'like' one of my posts.
    check it out!

    http://forums.steroid.com/anabolic-l...ml#post6759534

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    Quote Originally Posted by AD View Post
    Damn you AD I don't want your sloppy seconds.

    Back to plan B - my woman (or a different one) in stockings and heels.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Back In Black

    Damn you AD I don't want your sloppy seconds.

    Back to plan B - my woman (or a different one) in stockings and heels.
    I had them gift wrapped just for you BIB!



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    Quote Originally Posted by AD View Post
    Thats bonaparte third like AD dame that man is hard to please

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    nothing really, dont care what i get, plus i i know next few months are going to be expensive so rather not her spend more now.
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    I asked for a 24yr old Japanese girl for sex, my wife said sure, as long as she cleans the house and does the shopping she's down..

    I guess oral is a good last minute gift idea..
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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleInk View Post

    A lot of clubs I've been in to in Cali, the bouncers have their CCW but the owners and/or GMs don't allow weapons on the premises. Personally, dealing with that atmosphere I'd feel more comfortable packing heat.
    We domt allow it either, you know the liability if someone on your staff shot someone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

    We domt allow it either, you know the liability if someone on your staff shot someone.
    Yes, I suspected that was the reason. Does your club pat down patrons or have metal detectors? I haven't seen any clubs with metal detectors and pat downs are infrequent.

    In your experience Gixx, do many club patrons bring weapons into the club or is it generally rare?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleInk View Post

    Yes, I suspected that was the reason. Does your club pat down patrons or have metal detectors? I haven't seen any clubs with metal detectors and pat downs are infrequent.

    In your experience Gixx, do many club patrons bring weapons into the club or is it generally rare?
    We dont do either, i feel to ways about it, yes it makes you safer. But if your an older rich guy coming in and see pat downs. I would wonder the type of place it was.
    In Philly most had metal detectors.
    Im sure some poeople do bring in weapons, u try and limit types with dress codes and other things
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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

    We dont do either, i feel to ways about it, yes it makes you safer. But if your an older rich guy coming in and see pat downs. I would wonder the type of place it was.
    In Philly most had metal detectors.
    Im sure some poeople do bring in weapons, u try and limit types with dress codes and other things
    Point taken. I've been in some seedy places and felt uneasy about some of the people hanging out and I've been to higher end clubs with big spenders. My best (worst???) weekend at strip clubs burned nearly a $15,000 hole in my pocket. Not my proudest moment but I'm sure some guys have spent much more.

    A few friends of mine work that scene. Although alcohol often increases the frequency of unrest, they said most guys looking for trouble are drunk enough that it doesn't take much to put them on their ass.

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