The STUPIDEST thing you were ever punished for in school.

[Gilster]

in 6th grade my health teacher was discussing sex. she asked what is the only way to 100% prevent pregnancy? obviously, she was looking for the word aabstinence. me, being the class clown that i was had to be an idiot and yell out......BUTT****ING!!!!
the class went ape ****, my teacher laughed then called me to the front, hit the buzzer on the wall, and now i'm in the god **** principal's office.

Absolutely CLASSIC bro. I laughed so hard at that I almost pissed myself. I wish I was there. I would have said..."BINGO!!!!"... right after you said it if I was...LMFAO!!

[hoss827]

in 6th grade my health teacher was discussing sex. she asked what is the only way to 100% prevent pregnancy? obviously, she was looking for the word aabstinence. me, being the class clown that i was had to be an idiot and yell out......BUTT****ING!!!!
the class went ape ****, my teacher laughed then called me to the front, hit the buzzer on the wall, and now i'm in the god **** principal's office.
i was actually terrified that my mom was gonna find out that i said the word "butt****ing" in the middle of class or any plave else for that matter. so what does my bitch of a principal do??she writes my little Q&A sessions doen verbatum on some detention slip and sends it off in an envelope to my parents right in front of me!!!she proceeds to say, " well , your parents will find out excatly why you'll have detention next week"!!!
**** i was mortified!!my parents never said a word about it and i just took the late bus home from school as usual after bassketball practice like i normally would have if i didn't have detention. my parents were obviously pretty cool about it.my sis and i still laugh about that story to this day

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That s ****ing great, lol

[Mr. Death]

Smoking in the hallway. I still can't figure out why I got in trouble for that.