several patients have told me i remind them of house.
it's the casual attire and blunt dry humor...and a little of the physical features
"A Dukkit In The Making"
several patients have told me i remind them of house.
it's the casual attire and blunt dry humor...and a little of the physical features
"A Dukkit In The Making"
yeah, he's just too dam fat.Originally Posted by Chode Logan
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the doggy thing.....and they were like "pfft you can't afford a dog, we're not paying for a dog"......then my mom gave me a bullshit talking to about eating raw and how i'm killing myself by eating meat after she and dad sufficiently removed any hope i had of getting my little companion
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
i love house!!!!! he's awesomeeeee
"A Dukkit In The Making"
they shoulda thought about that before they hopped in the sack that fateful day 22 years, nine months ago.. they have no right to be resentful.
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You live at home ruhl?
"A Dukkit In The Making"
well, no, they shouldn't pay for your dog
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House rules.
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well.....they're kind of stupid.....not one of us were planned...and i'm one of 5, and they don't think it's their job at all to help with college in the least.....they've never saved money for more than 3 months.....and now they're in HUGE debt again because of my mom's stupid building she bought for a cafe and her office.
They declared bankruptcy when i was little too....and never learned a damn thing
AR's Ravishing Maestro of Anabolic Tastyness
If you live at home you can't bitch about animal or not. It sucks, but true.
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
they were never going to pay for the dog.....but they're rationale is that if they're paying for anything for me then apparently they're paying for the dog in some round about way. I would buy the dog....period, i wasn't asking them to
"A Dukkit In The Making"
best revenge ever.....
stick 'em in a nursing home when they old
ahahahahahahhaa
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no i'm not at home....away at school....at home they have 5 dogs
"A Dukkit In The Making"
so get the dog and dont tell them...
only it'll be a problem when you go to visit them. so what they gonna do?
you can lie and say you got it cheap from the humane society
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maybe it's not a compliment, the couple of episodes i've seen, house is a dick
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well at least it's taught me that there ain't no ****ing way in hell i'm having even one kid unless i can afford him and pay for his/her college.
"A Dukkit In The Making"
fine by me! hahaha
it compliments me whether they intend it that way or not. fukk em. hahahaha
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ohhhh not tell them stuff.....that's a new idea (seriously)....i've never done anything like that before....well haven't told them i ****ed the milf...thank god i've not let that slip
nawww, he's pretty much a badass
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Why would you even need their permission? You're an adult dude...do what you want............
"A Dukkit In The Making"
WTF ????
make them give you one! they cant afford a dog either!
i'd go roid rage on they ass LOL
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they can't afford lots of things they have.....the 30 chickens.....the ducks.....the 37k brand new ford edge.....the new f-350 they bought.....the 05 Excursion......and they wonder why the gov't says they should help pay for my school.
"A Dukkit In The Making"
seriously, sometimes it's not worth taking your parents money when you're an adult and they gonna keep treating you like a kid.
I feel accomplished
5 dogs is way too many dogs
wtf can you do with 5 dogs other than clean up their poop
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i didn't really ask permission....i was just excited about it so i told 'em....don't have a whole lot in the way of friends that i can just talk to like the fam....
"A Dukkit In The Making"
what they gonna do if they find out you screwed the lady?
cut you off? dare them to. oh man, i can't even believe it.
you gotta live your life, dont let anyone live it for you, cuz you only get ONE.
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
we don't really clean up poop that i know of.....they're all outside dogs....we used to have 7 dogs...but one ate a bunch of chickens....and one was annoying....so they shot 'em both
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I think it's probably not the best time in your life to get a dog ruhl...for the simple reason you're in college. You don't know where the next few years will take you. It can make finding an apt or going away for even a weekend difficult.
That being said I got my dog in college and my parents ended up having it dumped on them quite a bit.
AR's Ravishing Maestro of Anabolic Tastyness
Well get one anyway. Don't let them bonerkill you.
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Kratos does speak truth, if you have to give the dog up you'll be crushed. Hold off till life is stable.
I know I just said get one anyways, but I was just caught up in the moment
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you grew up under strange circumstances didn't you?
"A Dukkit In The Making"
or like I said make your parents let you take one to college with you
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
Oh I am....if i did what they wanted i wouldn't workout and i'd get fat like them just so i can have a job with 18 hours of class as well (not talkin bout this sem. obviously). They seem to think that my priorities aren't what they should be, but whatever....i am who i am.
I think dad would find her and hurt her or something.....he got extremely pissed when i told him that a 38 year old wanted to **** me....it was weird actually....especially seeing as he cheated on mom a long time ago...
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why buy a heard of pure bread dogs to let them live as a pack of beasts on your property...what's the fun in that.
AR's Ravishing Maestro of Anabolic Tastyness
If your parents understand nothing, why would you tell them some old woman wants to bang you? You are a strange mislead boy.
"A Dukkit In The Making"
i'd tell dad, "yeah dad i ****ked her. what you gonna do?"
then just dont tell him who it is? I would have such a field day with that...
you poor poor imprisoned Ruhl...
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i guess....
the only one i think that would be cool being with me is Grizzly, our 11 year old rottweiler....i love him to death, even though he bit me, and they wont let me have him up here.....i dunno that he'd pass the doggy test with the apt people either.....he's very protective
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strange thing to tell daddy
AR's Pitbull ~Vet~
SHould I read the funnies today^^^^^^^^
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i think mom is replacing kids with animals.....we used to have only 2 dogs....
"A Dukkit In The Making"
i gonna go out now and eat beef and have a beer.
deliciosooooooo!
later on broskies!
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