'Official Postwhore Thread'

**Voland** · 02-23-2009, 10:34 AM

Originally Posted by scibble

ask her some question with some yiddish thing hahahah

mention that you had the BEST brisket last week....

say, "don't you hate when your parents try to push you to marry within your religion?"

that kind of shit LOL

(that actually sounds like some kind of Seinfeld routine)

Or tell her, Are You jewsih? I gotta know cos i don't date jews...
(fire in her eyes)
I got ya! it was a joke! hahaha
(she slaps you).

That should work.

**RuhlFreak55** · 02-23-2009, 10:34 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

awe, baby ruhl

you sir are very confused....i was an angelic little dude with my white mullet and icey blue eyes

**scibble** · 02-23-2009, 10:34 AM

Originally Posted by MAD MATT

Dennis Rodman !!! my god, you've gone too far !!!! LOL

**Kratos** · 02-23-2009, 10:35 AM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

you sir are very confused....i was an angelic little dude with my white mullet and icey blue eyes

cause when I think of angels the first thing that comes to mind is a mullet

**scibble** · 02-23-2009, 10:36 AM

Originally Posted by Voland

Or tell her, Are You jewsih? I gotta know cos i don't date jews...
(fire in her eyes)
I got ya! it was a joke! hahaha
(she slaps you).

That should work.

nope, that's the ignoramous Spanish peasant version,

favored in Spain, Italy and Germany

**AnimalGear** · 02-23-2009, 10:36 AM

wow i'm scared, our fraternity might be in a lot of trouble

the president of our chapter got a call this morning from a paralegal working for a trial law firm in minneapolis, asking for our grand chapter's address. This only really happens when somebody wants to sue somebody or **** them over in other ways...

shit

**Voland** · 02-23-2009, 10:36 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

ive found that the 4-5 jewish girls ive dated.... all had a certain musk about them.

it wasnt a bad musk. but i associated it with jewish-ness. lol

kinda like how Indians all smell like curry

hah

What is a "musk"?

I've never been with a jewish girl. How come?

**Ernst** · 02-23-2009, 10:36 AM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

you sir are very confused....i was an angelic little dude with my white mullet and icey blue eyes

Trailer park angels...

**JiGGaMaN** · 02-23-2009, 10:36 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

cause when I think of angels the first thing that comes to mind is a mullet

true, assuming the angels you are thinking of are hells angels.

**Kratos** · 02-23-2009, 10:36 AM

One thing I didn't like about bank chick 2 is she's a big Kayne West fan and likes to date black guys as well as white guys but no other race.

It means she's seen some big penis in her day.

**StoneGRMI** · 02-23-2009, 10:37 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

ive found that the 4-5 jewish girls ive dated.... all had a certain musk about them.

it wasnt a bad musk. but i associated it with jewish-ness. lol

kinda like how Indians all smell like curry

hah

An Indian girl I dated was the best lay I've ever had in my life. Her parents hated her dating a good ol' white boy.

She worked as Pocahontas at Disney in Orlando for an internship. Smokin' hot.

**AnimalGear** · 02-23-2009, 10:37 AM

Originally Posted by MAD MATT

ewwwwww she looks like she could eat me

**JiGGaMaN** · 02-23-2009, 10:37 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

One thing I didn't like about bank chick 2 is she's a big Kayne West fan and likes to date black guys as well as white guys but no other race.

It means she's seen some big penis in her day.

i HATE kanye west fans.

**scibble** · 02-23-2009, 10:38 AM

Originally Posted by Voland

What is a "musk"?

I've never been with a jewish girl. How come?

maybe caus you killed and exiled them???

could be a contributing factor, duh?

**KatsMeow** · 02-23-2009, 10:38 AM

hey guys!

**Voland** · 02-23-2009, 10:38 AM

Originally Posted by MAD MATT

This one is for ruhly. This girl has probaby the best eyes ever. Also she can beat your ass.

**Dukkit** · 02-23-2009, 10:39 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

I was too drunk to smell anything except to booz on my breath

deep huff next time

haha

Originally Posted by Kratos

One thing I didn't like about bank chick 2 is she's a big Kayne West fan and likes to date black guys as well as white guys but no other race.

It means she's seen some big penis in her day.

haha. ive dated a few girls that had been with black guys.

never any problems

**Ernst** · 02-23-2009, 10:39 AM

Originally Posted by scibble

maybe caus you killed and exiled them???

could be a contributing factor, duh?

Little hostility from the guy whose people were killed and exiled...

**oneshot** · 02-23-2009, 10:39 AM

Originally Posted by KatsMeow

hey guys!

whats cookin good lookin?

**AnimalGear** · 02-23-2009, 10:40 AM

Hey kats!!! how are ya?

**Matt** · 02-23-2009, 10:40 AM

No one can say this girl isnt hot?? She's stunning and im being serious...

**oneshot** · 02-23-2009, 10:40 AM

Originally Posted by MAD MATT

No one can say this girl isnt hot?? She's stunning and im being serious...

mmmm. u dont even wanna know the things i would do to that girl

**Kratos** · 02-23-2009, 10:40 AM

Originally Posted by Voland

This one is for ruhly. This girl has probaby the best eyes ever. Also she can beat your ass.

nice eyes but too manish, no thanks
where did her tits go, she's got pecks not breastescess

**Voland** · 02-23-2009, 10:41 AM

Originally Posted by scibble

nope, that's the ignoramous Spanish peasant version,

favored in Spain, Italy and Germany

In Italy too?
Italians are probably the dudes who could care less where a girl is from. They with bang a broom, a cyborg, anything.

**StoneGRMI** · 02-23-2009, 10:41 AM

That's a man, dude.

**KatsMeow** · 02-23-2009, 10:41 AM

I'm good, I have 4 papers to write today, so I'm getting on that. I had 6 papers due today but I already finished 2.

**AnimalGear** · 02-23-2009, 10:41 AM

Originally Posted by MAD MATT

No one can say this girl isnt hot?? She's stunning and im being serious...

ummmmm no. She could probably crack walnuts with her vag

**Voland** · 02-23-2009, 10:41 AM

Originally Posted by scibble

maybe caus you killed and exiled them???

could be a contributing factor, duh?

I believe by that time i wasn't born.

**Kratos** · 02-23-2009, 10:42 AM

Originally Posted by MAD MATT

No one can say this girl isnt hot?? She's stunning and im being serious...

not interested, not hot to me
it's a man baby

**Voland** · 02-23-2009, 10:43 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

One thing I didn't like about bank chick 2 is she's a big Kayne West fan and likes to date black guys as well as white guys but no other race.

It means she's seen some big penis in her day.

I understand that.

**StoneGRMI** · 02-23-2009, 10:43 AM

F my diet. I'm going to Subway. Five. Five dollar. Five dollar fooootloooonnng. Maybe even get two.

peace out.

**Ernst** · 02-23-2009, 10:43 AM

Originally Posted by AnimalGear

ummmmm no. She could probably crack walnuts with her vag

If she coughs it's over for ya.

**KatsMeow** · 02-23-2009, 10:44 AM

Originally Posted by StoneGRMI

F my diet. I'm going to Subway. Five. Five dollar. Five dollar fooootloooonnng. Maybe even get two.

peace out.

fatty!

**Voland** · 02-23-2009, 10:45 AM

uh, Kats is in da camp. hello!

**scibble** · 02-23-2009, 10:45 AM

Originally Posted by Voland

I believe by that time i wasn't born.

yeah, i was not born when that banker screwed over that peasant's great great grand father.

**JiGGaMaN** · 02-23-2009, 10:46 AM

Originally Posted by KatsMeow

I'm good, I have 4 papers to write today, so I'm getting on that. I had 6 papers due today but I already finished 2.

use google books. you can have a 30 book bibliography without even getting off your ass. i recommend it.

**scibble** · 02-23-2009, 10:46 AM

Originally Posted by MAD MATT

No one can say this girl isnt hot?? She's stunning and im being serious...

i'd recommend editing out this photo, along with the three times quoted version, just cause the mods may realize it's breaking the rules....

**Kratos** · 02-23-2009, 10:47 AM

bank chick 2 nicknamed me gun show lol

**Voland** · 02-23-2009, 10:47 AM

Originally Posted by scibble

yeah, i was not born when that banker screwed over that peasant's great great grand father.

Are you sure?. Yu are almost as old as Kratos...

j/k

**Kratos** · 02-23-2009, 10:48 AM

Originally Posted by Voland

Are you sure?. Yu are almost as old as Kratos...

j/k

hey, a man is only as old as the women he feels.

You and ruhl are timeless lol

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