'Official Postwhore Thread'

**Dukkit** · 03-04-2009, 08:22 AM

i fukked this chick who was a star volley ball player for a university in Philly.
she wanted to go for a jog, i said hell no. sex is my cardio

this chicks thighs were like that pic that goes around with with chick and underneath... it says SQUAT cuz somewhere a girl is warming up with your max

she was fukkin hot. i miss her

**Ernst** · 03-04-2009, 08:23 AM

I know exactly the girl you speak of dukkit.

**Dukkit** · 03-04-2009, 08:24 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

I know exactly the girl you speak of dukkit.

yeah. this volley ball chicks legs were sexy as hell. all that squating from volley ball. oh my god im horny now. i wish i had her number still.

**scibble** · 03-04-2009, 08:25 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

What? Why?

when he was just having trouble breathing some i told her we'll get him to the hospital and she says she can drive him, but i insisted on the ambu.

ten minutes later....

would've been my liability had she left my office with him and this happened.

**Ernst** · 03-04-2009, 08:27 AM

I'll probably die of a heart attack while I'm still young. I don't think I have much to worry about as far as getting old.

**Ernst** · 03-04-2009, 08:29 AM

Originally Posted by scibble

when he was just having trouble breathing some i told her we'll get him to the hospital and she says she can drive him, but i insisted on the ambu.

ten minutes later....

would've been my liability had she left my office with him and this happened.

You: medical professional

Family Member: average brain damaged idiot

I'm surprised she didn't just hit up WebMD and diagnose him herself.

**RuhlFreak55** · 03-04-2009, 08:29 AM

mmmm volley ball players....

**Ernst** · 03-04-2009, 08:33 AM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

mmmm volley ball players....

Ain't nothin' like a beach volleyball game with hotties on a sunny west coast beach...

**Ernst** · 03-04-2009, 08:44 AM

*sigh*

failed to win the lottery again.

**Dukkit** · 03-04-2009, 08:54 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

*sigh*

failed to win the lottery again.

bummer dude

**scibble** · 03-04-2009, 08:55 AM

i am still buying tickets to the vaj lottery

**Ernst** · 03-04-2009, 09:00 AM

Originally Posted by scibble

i am still buying tickets to the vaj lottery

Ask dukkit for winning numbers

**Dukkit** · 03-04-2009, 09:05 AM

dukki has the house to himself from tody.... till fri when he picks scibble up at the airport

scibble you can sleep on my couch or i got a big queen size blow up mattress which is quite comfy

**Ernst** · 03-04-2009, 09:08 AM

Scibble going to tear up Philly?

**scibble** · 03-04-2009, 09:08 AM

i lived in a frat house for several years...

basically i can sleep on just about anything or in any condition

**scibble** · 03-04-2009, 09:09 AM

within the limits of broken ribs yep...

that story of the monkey that attacked the old lady? nothing compared to what i gonna go !!!!

**Ernst** · 03-04-2009, 09:11 AM

Originally Posted by scibble

i lived in a frat house for several years...

basically i can sleep on just about anything or in any condition

I slept on the floor for two years. My ex made me get a bed.

**scibble** · 03-04-2009, 09:13 AM

headed to the good old office

**Dukkit** · 03-04-2009, 09:17 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

I slept on the floor for two years. My ex made me get a bed.

so did i

just a comfortor and pillows

my ex made me sleep in her bed when we moved in together

**Dukkit** · 03-04-2009, 09:17 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

Scibble going to tear up Philly?

hes comin in and we are going to this on fri....

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...69198910&hl=en

**Ernst** · 03-04-2009, 09:20 AM

I now have a California King bed.

**RuhlFreak55** · 03-04-2009, 09:23 AM

If i won the lottery....OMG It would be so awesome....buy a house...buy a couple cars....and finish my schooling with no worries about money AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how awesome would that be???

**Ernst** · 03-04-2009, 09:24 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

hes comin in and we are going to this on fri....

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...69198910&hl=en

Looks fun. We don't ever have any snow here.

**Dukkit** · 03-04-2009, 09:26 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

Looks fun. We don't ever have any snow here.

its a blast. ppl start drinkin at 6am and drink till late into the night

lots of ppl

bunch of girls

and chaos

**10nispro** · 03-04-2009, 09:32 AM

listen and listen closely......back up dukkit, it's just a saying...damn kids!!!

Avoid rape, say YES!

**10nispro** · 03-04-2009, 09:32 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

its a blast. ppl start drinkin at 6am and drink till late into the night

lots of ppl

bunch of girls

and chaos

And this is different from your lifestyle now???

**Dukkit** · 03-04-2009, 09:37 AM

Originally Posted by 10nispro

listen and listen closely......back up dukkit, it's just a saying...damn kids!!!

Avoid rape, say YES!

Originally Posted by 10nispro

And this is different from your lifestyle now???

hah. well i dont drink really. but other then that... its bout the same!!!

sup bro?
how you doing?

**10nispro** · 03-04-2009, 09:43 AM

wassup dukkit!!!

doing great...feeling good, having a loving wife and wonderful daughter. Family and health, doesn't get better than that.

**Dukkit** · 03-04-2009, 09:44 AM

Originally Posted by 10nispro

wassup dukkit!!!

doing great...feeling good, having a loving wife and wonderful daughter. Family and health, doesn't get better than that.

well gee. i think im jealous

my life is decent. but not that good. lol

**JiGGaMaN** · 03-04-2009, 09:46 AM

hello/goodbye i love you all be well have a good day

-love jiggaman

**Dukkit** · 03-04-2009, 09:48 AM

Originally Posted by JiGGaMaN

hello/goodbye i love you all be well have a good day

-love jiggaman

uh.... ditto my friend!!

**10nispro** · 03-04-2009, 09:49 AM

hi and bye jiggaman

**10nispro** · 03-04-2009, 09:49 AM

Be back in a minute or two. need to go answer some questions with the tennis court.

**Dukkit** · 03-04-2009, 09:50 AM

peace

i gotta get some work done

**Kratos** · 03-04-2009, 10:45 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

i fukked this chick who was a star volley ball player for a university in Philly.
she wanted to go for a jog, i said hell no. sex is my cardio

this chicks thighs were like that pic that goes around with with chick and underneath... it says SQUAT cuz somewhere a girl is warming up with your max

she was fukkin hot. i miss her

My buddy's ex-gf played d-1 v-ball
I never got to hit it, but wanted to get between those legs

**RuhlFreak55** · 03-04-2009, 10:46 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

My buddy's ex-gf played d-1 v-ball
I never got to hit it, but wanted to get between those legs

mmmmmmmmmmmm ruhly LIKES

**RuhlFreak55** · 03-04-2009, 10:48 AM

I swear to god i'm going to kill this little asian kid across from me......he's dying of emphysema and wont get the **** out of the quiet room, the other girl near him keeps giving him the death glare too

**Dukkit** · 03-04-2009, 10:49 AM

yeah i remember that pic

my chick was taller. but just as sexy

**Dukkit** · 03-04-2009, 10:50 AM

i used to have pics of her. but i think i deleted them cuz she pissed me off when she said i wasnt special to her and she just wanted to fukk

this back when i didnt just wanna fukk and i wanted more... but noooo

**Kratos** · 03-04-2009, 10:59 AM

she was hotter in person than in that pic
anyway, they broke up in sept
at the beach 2 hours from home
I guess it was quite a yelling blowout
then they had to get in the car together and ride home
he rode in the drivers seat and she rode in the back, and it was a dead silent ride home
hahaha

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