what the frick is going on in here!?!
i made the decision to postpone my studies and go out to the bar last night. didnt spend a dollar and i got my swerve on with a 19 year old. she swallowed.
muahahaha.....all i have is runner's knee.....RUHL IS BACK BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we goin ballz to da wallz now...
all i have to do to fix this is make my leaden hamstrings like gumby hamstrings![]()
hello whores......
any one see my Son lately?
hey cal...
he's out gallivanting around with Scibble. They are having a little vacation together
Dukkit can do about four things while driving: flipping thru CDs , texting, etc is truly amazing
Cal, don't worry! I saved dukk's anus for you. ;-D
Women like a-holes![]()
It's true. Nice guys finish last.
I'm so happy right now!
My cup runneth over.
I haven't hit up the Whore thread in ages, how's it goin my hommies?
ignored this girl I was dating for the last week
now she just left me the sweetest message on my VM
god, girls brains are stupid
I'm gonna go get drunk and solve all my problems
be careful kratos
Rode my bike to the gym at 10:30, got there at 10:50, they closed at ten, damn! Oh well, got some cardio![]()
sup whores
Women are like chimps but not strong
And they only throw poop from their mouth
Good morning fellas!
Morning!
Is this how you got so many f'n posts?![]()
One of my buddies at work told me he crapped himself yesterday at work. He said he was on the phone and squeezed one out. He said it felt a little too hot and wet, so he got up to go to the bathroom. When he got up he knew he crapped himself. He said he took his boxers off and thew them away in the trash.
I won't ever forget the first time I shit myself. What a horrible feeling.
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