'Official Postwhore Thread'

[AnimalGear]

they treated her like shit and they were all highschool relationships...didn't mean shit

i'm a completely diff guy than she's used to dating. This one's diff

[scibble]

All of her previous ones have been like that? Where are those guys now? Oh wait, she's not with them anymore huh?

ouch ! easy with the tough love hahahah

[scibble]

i hope i live to see the day when a dude in love does NOT think his girl friend and he have a uniquely special relationship that will stand up to any adversity.

[scibble]

anyway the truest sign of concern is the fact that you are so anxious about the relationship...that's a high risk factor imho

[scibble]

damit someone post, i cant' carry this thread myself you know!

[Ernst]

i hope i live to see the day when a dude in love does NOT think his girl friend and he have a uniquely special relationship that will stand up to any adversity.

You already have seen the day. I thought you were married?

[Ernst]

I saw that day when my high school sweetheart fcuked around...

Actually she broke up with me-- she just never told ME about it.

[oneshot]

whuuuuuuuudup

[Ernst]

ooh it's the juggernaut bitch!

[Kratos]

teacher chick is coming to visit this weekend...woot

[Kratos]

anyone ever played extreme lazer tag...I was thinking that might be fun to do with a girl but I've never played before so I don't know if she'd have fun or not

[Ernst]

teacher chick is coming to visit this weekend...woot

[Kratos]

they treated her like shit and they were all highschool relationships...didn't mean shit

i'm a completely diff guy than she's used to dating. This one's diff

if she transfers and you try to stay together, it will be much more painful in the end then if you just call it quits.

someone always stays more commited then the other and it falls apart
jmo

[Ernst]

What exactly makes laser tag extreme?

Or fun?

[RuhlFreak55]

whuuuuuuuudup

YOU!!!
















lol

[RuhlFreak55]

omg oneshot you will actually be able to get a custom title soon!

[oneshot]

omg oneshot you will actually be able to get a custom title soon!

cool? cant say im too thrilled about it. any ideas though?

[Ernst]

cool? cant say im too thrilled about it. any ideas though?

is running out of places to hide the bodies

If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

Your gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Humpty Dumpty was pushed. I pushed him.

Any twelve people who can't get themselves out of jury duty are not my peers.

You! Out of the gene pool!

Anabolically Addicted

[oneshot]

ooh it's the juggernaut bitch!

damn straight! whats new with everyone?

[Kratos]

What exactly makes laser tag extreme?

Or fun?

idk, maybe it's not, that's why I asked
I'm over the voice thing, it's not that bad
she's hot
I'm gonna touch her with my weiner this weekend

[oneshot]

idk, maybe it's not, that's why I asked
I'm over the voice thing, it's not that bad
she's hot
I'm gonna touch her with my weiner this weekend

voice thing? elaborate on that please. dont think ive heard that part

[oneshot]

is running out of places to hide the bodies

If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

Your gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Humpty Dumpty was pushed. I pushed him.

Any twelve people who can't get themselves out of jury duty are not my peers.

You! Out of the gene pool!

Anabolically Addicted

hahahaha. some of those really had me laughing.

[Kratos]

voice thing? elaborate on that please. dont think ive heard that part

for a little hot chick, I found her voice to be a little deep
but really it's not, I was being a little hypercrytical

[Ernst]

As I'm sure you're aware there is an operation to heighten one's voice lol.

Maybe that would be a fun date.

[Ernst]

hahahaha. some of those really had me laughing.

Use any of 'em if you like.

I just got my title today and had those written down already as possibilities for myself.

[Kratos]

As I'm sure you're aware there is an operation to heighten one's voice lol.

Maybe that would be a fun date.

my dick in her mouth would be a fun date too, and also solves the problem

[Ernst]

Instead I chose a declaration of metal instability.

[Ernst]

my dick in her mouth would be a fun date too, and also solves the problem

Touché

[RuhlFreak55]

for a little hot chick, I found her voice to be a little deep
but really it's not, I was being a little hypercrytical

fact of life for the girls i really like....even most of the figure gals have a lil lower voices...or at least scratchy

[oneshot]

hmm. i'll have to come up with something clever. or not so clever. whatever. pondering

[RuhlFreak55]

my dick in her mouth would be a fun date too, and also solves the problem

that's not nice

[Ernst]

fact of life for the girls i really like....even most of the figure gals have a lil lower voices...or at least scratchy

Alto I can live with... Tenor is a little weird.

Scratchy/sultry is all good.

[oneshot]

damnit. my keyboard is making a funny noise. something in there is rattling.

[RuhlFreak55]

hmm. i'll have to come up with something clever. or not so clever. whatever. pondering

you can be my underling

[scibble]

You already have seen the day. I thought you were married?

actually, no. i think my wife and i DO have a unique relationship which will stand up to any adversity.

[scibble]

damnit. my keyboard is making a funny noise. something in there is rattling.

it's part of a pretzel.

[Ernst]

actually, no. i think my wife and i DO have a unique relationship which will stand up to any adversity.

Please don't confront me with my failures. I had not forgotten them.

[Kratos]

on my last laptop, the B and the N key stoped working
I had to get pretty creative how I worded my sentences to avoid those letters
I'd keep the N copied so I could just right click and hit paste, but they're both popular

[Kratos]

fact of life for the girls i really like....even most of the figure gals have a lil lower voices...or at least scratchy

I don't expect it to bother you, with your enjoyment of the rump pleasures

[Chode Logan]

Baboom!