'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Ernst]

Baboon!

[Ernst]

Who wants to pet him first?

[scibble]

Please don't confront me with my failures. I had not forgotten them.

oh. i thought you meant me. but you're not in love so NYAAA, it's no failure

[Dukkit]

[Ernst]

[Kratos]

bank chick just txted me something nice and I texted back
"even though I like you very much, I don't think we should date anymore right now."

[Chode Logan]

Whores

[Ernst]

bank chick just txted me something nice and I texted back
"even though I like you very much, I don't think we should date anymore right now."

Harsh.

[Kratos]

Harsh.

what could I have done better to be less harsh...too late already sent and read

[Chode Logan]

Harsh is the new sensitive.

[Dukkit]

bank chick just txted me something nice and I texted back
"even though I like you very much, I don't think we should date anymore right now."

[Kratos]

dukkit wants to talk so bad lol

[Dukkit]

dukkit wants to talk so bad lol

[Chode Logan]

Let those words fly dukki

[Dukkit]

Let those words fly dukki

[scibble]

what could I have done better to be less harsh...too late already sent and read

i thought you were gonna use the fat-dude excuse ??

[Kratos]

so, she just txted me back, "was it something I said or something that happened?"

[Dukkit]

[Kratos]

anyone want to take a non harsh stab at this one?

[scibble]

so, she just txted me back, "was it something I said or something that happened?"

that would not be an easy situation for me. ow.

[Dukkit]

so, she just txted me back, "was it something I said or something that happened?"

....

[scibble]

anyone want to take a non harsh stab at this one?

if you use the fat dude excuse, she'll deny it.

i say go for the "it's not you, it's me" excuse, which is actually the most truthful answer

[Ernst]

Tell her your girlfriend found out. lol

[Kratos]

dukkit, last pic didn't come though
you're still whoring weather you type or not
just use the flipin keyboard

[scibble]

dukkit, last pic didn't come though
you're still whoring weather you type or not
just use the flipin keyboard

[Ernst]

i say go for the "it's not you, it's me" excuse, which is actually the most truthful answer

"It's not you, it's me. I just don't like you."

[scibble]

at the same time, sure would be curious to know who the Mexican is in her facebook pics hahah

[scibble]

it's funny. google dukkit, and the second item is MY profile hahahhaa

"dukkit in the making"

[Ernst]

..... I'll edit that out.

[Ernst]

I just googled my screen name and RR came up, followed by the postwhore thread.

[scibble]

Kratos is over there sweating out his response....

[scibble]

i had some candy corn in my shirt pocket this morning at work. i reached for a candy and plopped it in my mouth, bit down into a vicodin,... BLECHHH

[Ernst]

Gross! You actually eat candy corn?

[scibble]

Gross! You actually eat candy corn?

normally no. it was a jewish festival yesterday and so i took some what was there.

[Kratos]

"I signed on to facebook the other day and the first thing I see is you in boston snuggled up to some chunky dude. I'm sure it's nothing, but I always get f-d over. Decided I don't want to make an emotional investment."

That's what I went with

[Kratos]

btw, you whores are no help

[Ernst]

And now thanks to Google (and scibble) I know about Purim.

[Kratos]

she says "can we talk about this after work, like in a few min"
I said "I don't see the point, so no."

[Ernst]

Uh-oh. Houston, we have a clinger.

[Kratos]

she just txted me back "please?"