'Official Postwhore Thread'

**Reed** · 03-17-2009, 12:56 PM

Then all that Growth hormone releasing peptides fukked up my fore head a little bit though. its worth it

**Dukkit** · 03-17-2009, 12:57 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

I fuct up when I took these people.
there are laws that say you can't discrimate against people on welfare
I never took people before on welfare
the state pays half their rent, I get a check every month
then I have to chase these falkers for the rest
the state was supposto pay their deposit but didn't so I don't have one

It's a pretty sweet apt, totally redone big 3 bedroom place...they're making a pig stye out of it and fvcking it up.

evict those bastards

and find a nice group of college girls to move in

**Chode Logan** · 03-17-2009, 12:57 PM

Crankenstein

**Kratos** · 03-17-2009, 12:58 PM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

damn son!!

but is it muscle?

all that tren your on... it damn well better be

oh yeah, I'm looking jacked
I'm sure 10 pounds will come off in water and crap when I go off cycle
but I'm up 25 pounds from start of cycle.

**Dukkit** · 03-17-2009, 12:58 PM

Originally Posted by Reed

Then all that Growth hormone releasing peptides fukked up my fore head a little bit though. its worth it

thats why they make top hats

**Chode Logan** · 03-17-2009, 12:58 PM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

evict those bastards

and find a nice group of high school girls to move in

Fixed

**Kratos** · 03-17-2009, 01:01 PM

Originally Posted by Chode Logan

Fixed

I shit you not chode one of the people wanted this apt was a dude that runs a summer camp for troubled 18 year old girls.

He told me he'd pay 1.5x my asking rate if he could have it just for 3 months instead of signing a long lease. He lives not too far away and the 18 year old girls would be chillin up there.

The dirty old man in me really wanted to accept his offer.

**Kratos** · 03-17-2009, 01:03 PM

^don't click that^

**Chode Logan** · 03-17-2009, 01:03 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

I shit you not chode one of the people wanted this apt was a dude that runs a summer camp for troubled 18 year old girls.

He told me he'd pay 1.5x my asking rate if he could have it just for 3 months instead of signing a long lease. He lives not too far away and the 18 year old girls would be chillin up there.

The dirty old man in me really wanted to accept his offer.

How you didn't accept this man's offer, it is beyond me. you are a better man than I

**Dukkit** · 03-17-2009, 01:03 PM

Originally Posted by Chode Logan

Fixed

thank you for that correction

sometimes my mind slips and i dont know what is coming out

**Reed** · 03-17-2009, 01:03 PM

Originally Posted by officeG

No a bit of joke, but this rocks http://sourceradix.com/h23.html

This faggot ass pussy motherfucker just won't stop with your bullshit will you?

Nobody is going to sign up for shit or pay any money so why even post it??

**Chode Logan** · 03-17-2009, 01:03 PM

Originally Posted by officeG

No a bit of joke, but this rocks http://sourceradix.com/h23.html

Go suck your own dick.

**Kratos** · 03-17-2009, 01:04 PM

Originally Posted by Reed

This faggot ass pussy motherfucker just won't stop with your bullshit will you?

Nobody is going to sign up for shit or pay any money so why even post it??

I know, that's the 2nd time I've reported this fvck
he's using a different name this time

**Dukkit** · 03-17-2009, 01:06 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

I shit you not chode one of the people wanted this apt was a dude that runs a summer camp for troubled 18 year old girls.

He told me he'd pay 1.5x my asking rate if he could have it just for 3 months instead of signing a long lease. He lives not too far away and the 18 year old girls would be chillin up there.

The dirty old man in me really wanted to accept his offer.

all the evilness in me would of wanted to do accept

but i think in the end. i wouldnt of

cuz it probably would of led me back to jail. and the threat of jail will set me straight quick. lol

**Reed** · 03-17-2009, 01:07 PM

I would have accepted kratos

**Kratos** · 03-17-2009, 01:08 PM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

all the evilness in me would of wanted to do accept

but i think in the end. i wouldnt of

cuz it probably would of led me back to jail. and the threat of jail will set me straight quick. lol

I was tempted, but in the end I thought it was a bad idea. It's easier to rent the place right before summer...that's when people move. I didn't want to be stuck with it empty for several months.

They're ex-troubled girls, which means they put out. It was a tough choice.

**Chode Logan** · 03-17-2009, 01:08 PM

18 is legal age of consent dukki. Unless you mean you would just rape them regardless.

**Reed** · 03-17-2009, 01:09 PM

Then again they could have been a bunch of ugly emo chicks all fat sloppy and shit

**Reed** · 03-17-2009, 01:09 PM

Originally Posted by Chode Logan

18 is legal age of consent dukki. Unless you mean you would just rape them regardless.

thats what he would have done don't let him tell you otherwise

**Chode Logan** · 03-17-2009, 01:10 PM

Me and reed are on the same page, we just wanna help the kids.

Hahahahahahahahah

Help them get naked.

**Kratos** · 03-17-2009, 01:10 PM

Originally Posted by Reed

Then again they could have been a bunch of ugly emo chicks all fat sloppy and shit

troubled girls usually aren't the hottest
another factor in my choice

**Dukkit** · 03-17-2009, 01:11 PM

Originally Posted by Chode Logan

18 is legal age of consent dukki. Unless you mean you would just rape them regardless.

i know that silly

but a house full of troubled girls will lead to problems in the first place

cat fights. bitching. drugs. crazy ex b/fs. drinking

then throw into the equation.... me fukkin them all.... and a few of them catching feelings (cuz thats what troubled girls do. attach themselves to any semlence of normalacy) then you have more problems.

and for me... my problems like that... always led to jail. lol

**Dukkit** · 03-17-2009, 01:12 PM

Originally Posted by Reed

thats what he would have done don't let him tell you otherwise

its not rape if they dont say no

so just make sure they are sleeping/passed out

**Chode Logan** · 03-17-2009, 01:12 PM

Jail is bad, mmmkay.

**Reed** · 03-17-2009, 01:12 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

troubled girls usually aren't the hottest
another factor in my choice

true but i know a few pretty decent ones that have been to rehab and I have been to AA meetings (took a friend) and there were a few good looking sluts and milfs... and since they can't feed their addictions with drug guess what they chose to feed themselves with.... you guessed it... my dick hahaahahha

**Chode Logan** · 03-17-2009, 01:13 PM

I think i pinched a nerve or something, whenever i turn my head left or right I get a pain behind my right shoulder blade. God damnit.

**Kratos** · 03-17-2009, 01:14 PM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

i know that silly

but a house full of troubled girls will lead to problems in the first place

cat fights. bitching. drugs. crazy ex b/fs. drinking

then throw into the equation.... me fukkin them all.... and a few of them catching feelings (cuz thats what troubled girls do. attach themselves to any semlence of normalacy) then you have more problems.

and for me... my problems like that... always led to jail. lol

lmao, I thought it would end up being a bad situation to put myself in.
I know it would lead to me using the back door for entering and exiting my apt. Cause that's where the door is to the 2nd floor apt. "Hi girls"

**Dukkit** · 03-17-2009, 01:16 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

lmao, I thought it would end up being a bad situation to put myself in.
I know it would lead to me using the back door for entering and exiting my apt. Cause that's where the door is to the 2nd floor apt. "Hi girls"

hah

finding reasons to cross paths with them. ive done that. lol

**Dukkit** · 03-17-2009, 01:19 PM

back and shoulder day!!!!

fukk yeah boy!!!

ahhh, its me, ah mario!

**Kratos** · 03-17-2009, 01:20 PM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

hah

finding reasons to cross paths with them. ive done that. lol

yup, then next thing you know she'd be goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I'd say, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.

**Dukkit** · 03-17-2009, 01:21 PM

hahah

**Chode Logan** · 03-17-2009, 01:26 PM

Back and shoulders on the same day? Weird.

**scibble** · 03-17-2009, 01:28 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

I fuct up when I took these people.
there are laws that say you can't discrimate against people on welfare
I never took people before on welfare
the state pays half their rent, I get a check every month
then I have to chase these falkers for the rest
the state was supposto pay their deposit but didn't so I don't have one

It's a pretty sweet apt, totally redone big 3 bedroom place...they're making a pig stye out of it and fvcking it up.

there goes capitalism....

**scibble** · 03-17-2009, 01:29 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

yup, then next thing you know she'd be goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I'd say, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.

i dont' get the reference

**Dukkit** · 03-17-2009, 01:33 PM

Originally Posted by Chode Logan

Back and shoulders on the same day? Weird.

shut up

its a new split.

ill see how it goes

get off my case! your supposed to support me damnit!!..

hehehe

**Kratos** · 03-17-2009, 01:33 PM

Originally Posted by scibble

i dont' get the reference

yeah, you wouldn't understand unless you find it a turn on that a chick is only doing you so she can afford baby formula.

**Kratos** · 03-17-2009, 01:36 PM

psych chick got outta work late last night, we're gonna get together tonight instead

**Kratos** · 03-17-2009, 01:37 PM

I think I've found a nice balance
psych chick has a busy work schedule and a new puppy to keep her busy
teacher chick lives 40 min away, so I don't have to see her very frequently

**Reed** · 03-17-2009, 01:37 PM

Horrible split dukkit you're going to fail

find something else to do

give up and walk it off sport.... its over

**Kratos** · 03-17-2009, 01:37 PM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

shut up

its a new split.

ill see how it goes

get off my case! your supposed to support me damnit!!..

hehehe

I don't see a problem there

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