'Official Postwhore Thread'

**Dukkit** · 03-20-2009, 02:10 PM

kratos got owned by a girl

lol

**Dukkit** · 03-20-2009, 02:12 PM

bad ernst

im on my 5th meal

**Kratos** · 03-20-2009, 02:17 PM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

kratos got owned by a girl

lol

not really, how?
what was my clue it was a girl?

**Ernst** · 03-20-2009, 02:17 PM

Roomie and I have had a falling out of sorts. No sex for me for weeks now.

**Brown Ninja** · 03-20-2009, 02:19 PM

Sup whores

**Reed** · 03-20-2009, 02:24 PM

I'm having some of the worst gas you'll ever smell in your life...

just thought you'd like to know

**Brown Ninja** · 03-20-2009, 02:25 PM

are you farting on your fingers and then tasting it?

**Dukkit** · 03-20-2009, 02:27 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

not really, how?
what was my clue it was a girl?

it was sarcasm
lol

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

Roomie and I have had a falling out of sorts. No sex for me for weeks now.

sucks man
tea bag her

Originally Posted by Brown Ninja

Sup whores

hey man

Originally Posted by Reed

I'm having some of the worst gas you'll ever smell in your life...

just thought you'd like to know

*sniff sniff*
yumm, tastes just like chicken

**Reed** · 03-20-2009, 02:30 PM

No I am farting and the smell in the air is raw garbage

I'm not like you Brown Ninja I don't like fingers in my ass

**Dukkit** · 03-20-2009, 02:31 PM

BCAA"s taste like straight Reeds ass

ugh

**Phate** · 03-20-2009, 02:35 PM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

a fluffer is the person that works behind the scenes of a porn show and keeps the porn stars "ready" for the shoot, hint:

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

it had action beginning of february....

your hand doesn't count

Originally Posted by Kratos

pft, you'll never pull girls on that level

agreed, at least not with 4-hydroxybutanoic acid

Originally Posted by Kratos

for a couple hours, she's real fun and funny to be around...longer than that and you realize it's borderline crazy

that's okay, she and i would get along great, i'm one crazy mofo sometimes, well most of the time

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

(psst! heres a secret... ruhl doesnt know what the hell hes doin!)

psst!! it's not a secret

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

add in the fact that he overtrains while cutting

ruhl, overtrain, no way

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

well us 3 are a special brand of fukktards

i don't get to be a fukktard, i'm hurt

**Phate** · 03-20-2009, 02:37 PM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

Roomie and I have had a falling out of sorts. No sex for me for weeks now.

it's okay, one of my booty calls and i had a fight and i won't be getting sex from her ever again, which is a good thing cause when i have to choose between sex and chicken and veges, and the food wins, thats sad

**Dukkit** · 03-20-2009, 02:37 PM

haha

phate.... your a total fukktard!!

you just werent here at the time

**Phate** · 03-20-2009, 02:42 PM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

haha

phate.... your a total fukktard!!

you just werent here at the time

my life is whole again

**peachfuzz** · 03-20-2009, 03:12 PM

sup sluts

**Kratos** · 03-20-2009, 03:28 PM

Originally Posted by Phate

agreed, at least not with 4-hydroxybutanoic acid

that's okay, she and i would get along great, i'm one crazy mofo sometimes, well most of the time

I think you ment without, not with. Date rape drug right?

you'd have to know her to understand what I mean

**Phate** · 03-20-2009, 03:32 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

I think you ment without, not with. Date rape drug right?

you'd have to know her to understand what I mean

yeah i did, and yes it is, common name is gamma hydroxybutanoic acid or GHB

**Kratos** · 03-20-2009, 03:50 PM

If I had some GHB, I'd mix it with my own booz...maybe I'd get raped
but seriously Gary Busy got a DUI while drunk and on the stuff for rec, I bet it's fun.

**Voland** · 03-20-2009, 04:14 PM

i went oday to this korean master of acupunture. That dude is friking awesome.
He just took my pulse and started saying everything i had.
All i told him was i was having some trouble with my cervix. And he tod me yeah, also you have disgestibve problems (true), emotional (true), anxiety and you are sleep erratic O_O
Those fvcking needles almost get me sleeping.
I'm sicked to go back on tuesday.

**Kratos** · 03-20-2009, 04:19 PM

Originally Posted by Voland

i went oday to this korean master of acupunture. That dude is friking awesome.
He just took my pulse and started saying everything i had.
All i told him was i was having some trouble with my cervix. And he tod me yeah, also you have disgestibve problems (true), emotional (true), anxiety and you are sleep erratic O_O
Those fvcking needles almost get me sleeping.
I'm sicked to go back on tuesday.

rofl

**Voland** · 03-20-2009, 04:20 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

rofl

i had sex change. now i have cervix.

**Ernst** · 03-20-2009, 04:25 PM

Cervical vertebra?

**Ernst** · 03-20-2009, 04:27 PM

God I'm bored. I want to go somewhere and do something fun....

**Kratos** · 03-20-2009, 04:32 PM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

Cervical vertebra?

yeah, that's what he means. I took advantage of voland, since english is not his first language and corrected him and made him think cervix was the correct term. I'm evil, but I just laughed so it was worth it.

**Ernst** · 03-20-2009, 04:33 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

yeah, that's what he means. I took advantage of voland, since english is not his first language and corrected him and made him think cervix was the correct term. I'm evil, but I just laughed so it was worth it.

**Voland** · 03-20-2009, 04:41 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

yeah, that's what he means. I took advantage of voland, since english is not his first language and corrected him and made him think cervix was the correct term. I'm evil, but I just laughed so it was worth it.

Karma will punish you for it handling you a girl who will untimately choose a fatass instead of you

**Ernst** · 03-20-2009, 04:48 PM

That's okay. She was the ugliest one in the stable.

**Voland** · 03-20-2009, 04:48 PM

my cousing got her head tattooed.
woman in todays society con do what ever they want and they look/are cool, if a men did that he will be percieved as an ex-con, gang, or something similar.
Down with society!

**Ernst** · 03-20-2009, 04:51 PM

Anarchy in the USA!

**Ernst** · 03-20-2009, 04:52 PM

I'd go get a tattoo today, but I'm still waiting for the post cycle back acne to fully subside. Charming, isn't it?

**Voland** · 03-20-2009, 04:55 PM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

I'd go get a tattoo today, but I'm still waiting for the post cycle back acne to fully subside. Charming, isn't it?

You don't get scars? I have regular acne on my back and so and i get scars. Good shit is tats cover all my scars and stetch marks on my arms. And they will soon do the same in my back.

I've got all april and part of may booked for tattoos

Then sept until i finish (full back baby! at least 7 sessions prolly up to 10-11).

**Ernst** · 03-20-2009, 04:59 PM

No stretch marks, and all my scars are from cuts, not acne.

**Voland** · 03-20-2009, 05:15 PM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

No stretch marks, and all my scars are from cuts, not acne.

skinny

**Chode Logan** · 03-20-2009, 05:16 PM

Sup fackers

**Ernst** · 03-20-2009, 05:20 PM

Originally Posted by Voland

skinny

Whatever fat boy. I just have good skin which I moisturize daily.

**Chode Logan** · 03-20-2009, 05:22 PM

I sleep in a tub of baby oil.

**Gears** · 03-20-2009, 05:23 PM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

No stretch marks, and all my scars are from cuts, not acne.

Theres other ways to deal with social pain you know?

**luxifer93** · 03-20-2009, 05:23 PM

What's up juice monkey whores

**Ernst** · 03-20-2009, 05:25 PM

Eating chicken and peanut butter.

**Surreal** · 03-20-2009, 05:30 PM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

so today i've discovered that our library is HUGE.....i've been playing treasure hunt in it all day....but now i'll be damned if i don't have more than enough information to write my paper on white dwarf stars

What are you majoring in?

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