'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Voland]

oh i meet boob-enhancement girl yesterday...she was weak as hell...
she told she was doing this detoxifing program where ALL she eats and drinks is a bottle of water mixed with lemon juice and some sort of plant/tree syrup...

[Dukkit]

Dukkit you got mad lyrics son!!!

i just say whats on my mind

if shit flows

then im gonna let it go

gonna be flowing like the turds out my behind

[Kratos]

I humped last night

[Kratos]

I haven't jerked off since monday morning
my goal is just to use my gf's vagina instead of my hand
gonna hump tonight but then not until saturnday most likely so that's gonna be a tough one.

[Dukkit]

I humped last night

ditto

except my bladder/prostate is fukked up

i peed right before sex

then had to stop and go to the bathroom to pee 20 mins into foreplay

then i had to do the same 45 mins into actual sex and pee again

WTF!!

[gixxerboy1]

mornin whores

[Voland]

You have a gf now? who is she? the kosher girl?

[Dukkit]

mornin whores

hey! i texted that to my girl

she loved it

thank your wifey for me. and thank you too sir!

my girl says shes gonna teach me how to say it outloud.

[vpchill]

I haven't jerked off since monday morning
my goal is just to use my gf's vagina instead of my hand
gonna hump tonight but then not until saturnday most likely so that's gonna be a tough one.

No Kratos, Bad Move. Your hand will get lonely and fall off

[Voland]

All I got yesterday aside from B.E girls ass was some unexpected compliments by one of her co-workers. She told i had sexy lips, beutiful eyes (that one is topical) and that "dirty" beard made me hot lol. Then she asked me what's your job? and i went "emmm. you know my things...here and there..." hahaha

[gixxerboy1]

hey! i texted that to my girl

she loved it

thank your wifey for me. and thank you too sir!

my girl says shes gonna teach me how to say it outloud.

nice no problem.

i was trying to say it last night. not so easy but my girl is tuff with things being perfect

[vpchill]

ditto

except my bladder/prostate is fukked up

i peed right before sex

then had to stop and go to the bathroom to pee 20 mins into foreplay

then i had to do the same 45 mins into actual sex and pee again

WTF!!

Get that Checked asap. I had a Prostate infection 2 years ago. It is very serious

[Kratos]

ditto

except my bladder/prostate is fukked up

i peed right before sex

then had to stop and go to the bathroom to pee 20 mins into foreplay

then i had to do the same 45 mins into actual sex and pee again

WTF!!

woah, no steroids for you jerk face
you drink a ton of water or other fluid?
you might wanna have a doc peep up your pee hole, maybe anti-biotics

[scibble]

Get that Checked asap. I had a Prostate infection 2 years ago. It is very serious

yeah. i mean, you've always peed like one of the golden girls, but even this is excessive for YOU. something not right !!

[Dukkit]

woah, no steroids for you jerk face
you drink a ton of water or other fluid?
you might wanna have a doc peep up your pee hole, maybe anti-biotics

i drink a gallon to a gallon and half of water a day
its only 11:55 am and ive already drank a half gallon so far
so i always chalked it up to that

Get that Checked asap. I had a Prostate infection 2 years ago. It is very serious

yeah. we'll see

nice no problem.

i was trying to say it last night. not so easy but my girl is tuff with things being perfect

yeah itll be interesting to hear me say it. lol

[Kratos]

Get that Checked asap. I had a Prostate infection 2 years ago. It is very serious

My aunt had a tumor and she died...maybe it's a tumor





It's not a tumah

[Dukkit]

woah, no steroids for you jerk face
you drink a ton of water or other fluid?
you might wanna have a doc peep up your pee hole, maybe anti-biotics

why you gotta call me names

im tellin mommy

[Kratos]

You have a gf now? who is she? the kosher girl?

your grandma

I found her in the graveyard last night
and munged her (had a friend jump on her belly with my mouth open in front of her vagine)

[Voland]

why you gotta call me names

im tellin mommy

[Kratos]

why you gotta call me names

im tellin mommy

it's from a sienfeld episode, you were prolly in prision when that one aired

[Voland]

your grandma

I found her in the graveyard last night
and munged her (had a friend jump on her belly with my mouth open in front of her vagine)

can't be her then. She likes men younger than her.

[vpchill]

You guys remind me of the Goonies... LOL

[Voland]

arrrg just ate a raw can of tuna...fvck if only i wasn't so big and muscular and needed that much protein....

[Dukkit]

it's from a sienfeld episode, you were prolly in prision when that one aired

news flash

we had tv's in jail

but i dont watch jews (no offense scibble)

[Kratos]

i drink a gallon to a gallon and half of water a day
its only 11:55 am and ive already drank a half gallon so far
so i always chalked it up to that

that's really not needed just so you know, and not all that healthy.

you only need to be drinking about 3 liters per day maybe a little more if you sweat a lot durring exercise is on the high side of health.

settle down osmosis jones and keep it to a gallon or under per day. And don't exceed a liter per hour cause that's what you can eliminate via piss.

[Voland]

news flash

we had tv's in jail

but i dont watch jews (no offense scibble)

Seinfeld was great. But prefer Fraiser.

[Kratos]

news flash

we had tv's in jail

but i dont watch jews (no offense scibble)

like you have a choice, even the black people on TV are jews.

they're an entertaining people

[Ernst]

Morning, whores.

[Voland]

Everning, E. Football day today.

[Ernst]

Seinfeld sucks. I have no idea why people watch that. Now it's just endless reruns too.

[Dukkit]

that's really not needed just so you know, and not all that healthy.

you only need to be drinking about 3 liters per day maybe a little more if you sweat a lot durring exercise is on the high side of health.

settle down osmosis jones and keep it to a gallon or under per day. And don't exceed a liter per hour cause that's what you can eliminate via piss.

i know

but im always thirsty

so i drink

and i dont sweat in the gym too much

but riding my bike to and from work i do

and during sex... its insane the amount of sweat i produce. entire bed will be one big wet spot from me. ill be dripping. and it will be runnin down and puddling up on me.

lol

[Ernst]

Everning, E. Football day today.

It's called soccer you silly Euro-Mexican.

[Voland]

It's called soccer you silly Euro-Mexican.

They disagree

[vpchill]

Man You guys are like my only Friends.. Thats Sad

[Dukkit]

Man You guys are like my only Friends.. Thats Sad

its okay

we are alll outcasts from society... banished to the never ending fields of the internet

[Kratos]

i know

but im always thirsty

so i drink

and i dont sweat in the gym too much

but riding my bike to and from work i do

and during sex... its insane the amount of sweat i produce. entire bed will be one big wet spot from me. ill be dripping. and it will be runnin down and puddling up on me.

lol

when you piss all those times, you piss a lot? or a weak stream of not much piss?

[Kratos]

Man You guys are like my only Friends.. Thats Sad

I hate everyone at work, they're all brain surgeons and stuff...so I need a social release or I get angry and loose the will to kiss ass.

[Dukkit]

when you piss all those times, you piss a lot? or a weak stream of not much piss?

varies

most of the time its alot and good stream

sometimes its weak and i gotta really squeeze to get it all out

[Ernst]

Man You guys are like my only Friends.. Thats Sad

We are the most awesome people on the planet.

[Dukkit]

We are the most awesome people on the planet.

tru dat