Masturebate!

**Chemical King** · 12-10-2005, 03:46 AM

I didnt think this thread would still be going by now. lol.

I have to say though I have just knocked a quick one out as I woke up with morning glory this morning

**TENNISADD2005** · 12-10-2005, 06:11 AM

Originally Posted by Juicy Sauce

nope. its only bad right b4:
gym,
sporting event, (that u r in)
picking up chicks,
or geting it on with ur woman.

any other time. knock ur self out!

Gym, Sports, picking up chicks and getting it on makes up my whole day everyday....

...

How will I ever find time to masterbate??

.....

PUNHETERO

Peace

**Chemical King** · 12-10-2005, 08:09 AM

No matter how busy you are, there is always time to spank the monkey!!!!

I get chicks all the time but still like a good old yank

**TENNISADD2005** · 12-10-2005, 09:45 AM

HeLLLLLLLLLLL YeaH

Masterbation always cums in handy

"Let ye who has a free hand cast the first stone"

**aletnem** · 12-10-2005, 09:52 AM

hell it's part of my work out go from the lifting dumb bells to the straight bar .....hahahhah LMAO

**daytrader** · 12-10-2005, 01:17 PM

Originally Posted by bex304

i dont jack off before a w/out as stated previously i dont feel as excited or energised to lift to the extent that i would have otherwise, but for some reason about 10 mins after i finish a w/out my lil fella is at half mast and waiting for action any chick that looks remotely hot that catches my eye will send me practicly straight up, i always jack off after my w/outs or else im stuck with a semi fat for the rest of the night........LOL

bwhahaha i thoiiught i was the only one

**kuad** · 12-10-2005, 03:35 PM

where the f*** is the wanker that started this!!!!! come out and show us your sunken eyes!

**nitro_fusion** · 12-10-2005, 11:40 PM

lol kuad

**Chemical King** · 12-11-2005, 06:25 AM

Originally Posted by kuad

where the f*** is the wanker that started this!!!!! come out and show us your sunken eyes!

i think we shamed him into hibernation, no doubt he willbe masturbating right now.

**Power Viking** · 12-11-2005, 10:07 AM

Having an orgasm will increase your testo production.

Conclusion: wank until you get blisters on your cock, pause, then wank some more!

**Chemical King** · 12-12-2005, 06:35 AM

Sorry guys, i just gotto bump this thread cos its so dam funny

**kuad** · 12-12-2005, 07:38 AM

my eyes my eyes they have sunk into my head, it was all that bopping of the baloney!

**kuad** · 12-12-2005, 08:08 AM

send him pm's, maybe he will give his pud a break and write something funny!i wrote him a pm already. this thread kills me

**Chemical King** · 12-12-2005, 08:13 AM

i find it hilarious they way this smiley never looses the hilarity factor :

**limpdin** · 12-12-2005, 08:52 AM

No need to sticky this thread...it's "sticky" enough already!

**chess** · 12-12-2005, 08:54 AM

what is this masturbate where do I get it, do I need any post masturbate thearpy is it good with tren and insulin please help

**limpdin** · 12-12-2005, 09:09 AM

Originally Posted by chess

what is this masturbate where do I get it, do I need any post masturbate thearpy is it good with tren and insulin please help

Dude that's against the rules!

Damn newbie!

**Chemical King** · 12-12-2005, 09:12 AM

Originally Posted by limpdin

No need to sticky this thread...it's "sticky" enough already!

Ahbaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**kuad** · 12-12-2005, 09:54 AM

if you are having a rough monday just read the first post by this guy and you will soon be happier.

**Chemical King** · 12-12-2005, 10:28 AM

I no some people skip a few pages on the threads but really, you should read the whole thing.lol

**KDRLINUS** · 12-12-2005, 10:44 AM

Originally Posted by Chemical King

I no some people skip a few pages on the threads but really, you should read the whole thing.lol

Hey Chemical King i tried to read all the pages but they were stuck together

**LincolnLSonDubs2003** · 12-12-2005, 08:13 PM

Finally.... I finally decided on what will be my jumpstart to my next cycle... Was thinkin Test Prop, but since wackin off raises test levels. I'm just gonna beat it 13 times a day for the first 4 weeks.. Think thats enough?

This is by far the funniest thread I read since i've been on here.

**TENNISADD2005** · 12-13-2005, 07:35 AM

What is Dehydration?

"Dehydration occurs when your body loses too much fluid. When you stop drinking water or lose large amounts of fluids through diarrhea, vomiting, sweating, or strenuous exercise, your body's cells absorb fluid from the blood and other body tissues."

"Dehydration can occur at any age, but it is most dangerous for babies, small children, and older adults.

Symptoms

· "Dry or sticky mouth

· Low or no urine output; concentrated urine appears dark yellow

· Not producing tears

· Sunken eyes

· Markedly sunken fontanelles (the soft spot on the top of the head) in an infant

· Lethargic or comatose (with severe dehydration)

In addition to the symptoms of actual dehydration, you may also have vomiting, diarrhea, or the feeling that you 'can't keep anything down', all of which could be causing the dehydration."

A.D.A.M., Inc.: Dehydration

Hmmmm.... Sunken eyes... Dehydration could be the answer!

Drink a gatorade before and right after each wank!

Hehehehe... I saw this and thought... why the hell not

Peace

**Chemical King** · 12-13-2005, 08:12 AM

Originally Posted by KDRLINUS

Hey Chemical King i tried to read all the pages but they were stuck together

LMFAO. I still cant believe this thread keeps POPPIN up (forgive the shit punn)

**kuad** · 12-13-2005, 10:30 AM

hey i sent the guy a pm in spanish cause i am pretty sure that is his main language but he does not respond!!!! what a pud puller!!!!

**longhorn814** · 12-13-2005, 10:37 AM

why is this thread still going?

**KDRLINUS** · 12-13-2005, 10:41 AM

Originally Posted by longhorn814

why is this thread still going?

just cause your finished doesnt mean we are.... now where did i put that hand lube???????

**Anabolic CEO** · 12-13-2005, 10:46 AM

Why is there a whore thread in the Steroid Forum????

**sevenmann** · 12-13-2005, 12:47 PM

Just dont JOff before you workout and you'll be fine, shit, we all feel lazy after we JOff, who the hell wants to exercise after they Joff ? ?
Give it a couple hours, let the sperm replenish, and you'll be 100% again!!!
It doesn't take a doctor to tell ya that!!!!!!!!!

**PowerHouse555** · 12-13-2005, 12:50 PM

POST....There i wanted to post something on this forum, i was feeling left out. ok later im back the the jerking oh ya

(damn u can only use 5 icons...that sucks

**piercj2** · 12-13-2005, 01:26 PM

Steroids did some strange things to this guys mind

**KDRLINUS** · 12-13-2005, 01:37 PM

Originally Posted by PowerHouse555

POST....There i wanted to post something on this forum, i was feeling left out. ok later im back the the jerking oh ya

(damn u can only use 5 icons...that sucks

synchonized jerkoff.....a new AR olympics event

**Juicy Sauce** · 12-13-2005, 10:29 PM

Hi,
I wanna know if masturbating will make me loose muscle?
And why every time i masturbate my ears go bright red?(like very hot and red for two or three days)Is there any cure?Or i must just don't masturbate?

+1

**abstrack** · 12-13-2005, 10:39 PM

I'm going to close this one guys. If you havent found a serious answer by now, you are really not that concerned.

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