Controlled Delivery

**Snrf** · 02-27-2007, 06:18 PM

no that story is BS...

**DaIllstPlaya** · 02-27-2007, 07:52 PM

oh... fvck, i hate bein so gullible

**deadliftin00** · 02-27-2007, 08:04 PM

Originally Posted by abcdef81

no, like i said the second i put my john henry on the slip of paper he looked right at me and said "you're gonna be in trouble now" in a slow, creepy way...like as if to say bad move. i just have a feeling that if they wanna bust me that they might wait til my second package to get me with both of them. the guy told me he broke the packages up a day apart so i'm thinking i should surely receive the next package by tomorrow.

HAHAHA dude this is DRY HUMOR. He was just ****in with you because you seemed nervous. 100% without a doubt guaranteed

**spywizard** · 02-27-2007, 08:11 PM

so, did you forward that pack to me?? you know i'll keep it safe ...

**GFLEXXX** · 02-27-2007, 08:16 PM

keep an eye out, the little robot cameras sneak out of the box on the second day....

**RuhlFreak55** · 02-27-2007, 09:05 PM

Originally Posted by GFLEXXX

keep an eye out, the little robot cameras sneak out of the box on the second day....

rofl

**DaIllstPlaya** · 02-27-2007, 09:42 PM

wait.... so this whole thread was just a joke?

**ekeaz** · 02-27-2007, 10:19 PM

Cops in my area would have the SWAT team at my house in 2 seconds if even one tab got sent to my house. They have no lives. But as far as the story goes, I think he recognized that you were nervous and saw the stamps were from overseas or something and just felt like messing with you. Or maybe he is also on roids and orders from the same place?

but those robots are crazy... my dog ate one once

**EQismypoise** · 02-27-2007, 10:22 PM

here let me tell you something i live in texas our steroid laws are the worst of any in the states period, my buddy distributed to a guy that sold to NFL peeps the DEA set up that guy and he ratted out his connect which was my friend now being that big of a dealer is serious, he got A. No Jail Time yea hes lucky he got probabtion for 2 years thats it there is NO fukking wayy there gonna waste thier time and money to bust you for a cycle for one person!

**DaIllstPlaya** · 02-28-2007, 03:52 PM

abcdef did yo uget your package? are you ok?

fill us in!!

**RuhlFreak55** · 02-28-2007, 05:25 PM

he's dead......no really where is he? no update all day?

**NOS** · 02-28-2007, 05:27 PM

If you had time to write this message then I'd say your ok. You've signed the package and you have secure custody and control. If it were a controlled delivery, then you've just met the criteria then the next step would be the shortly following knock or kick (lol) and a search warrant for residence up to and including any vehicles on the property.

**Pro_built7** · 02-28-2007, 05:30 PM

Originally Posted by want2bripped

Well, heres some real advise...same thing happened to me ...exactly.I knew he was a cop and never opened the package.Then my idiot friend did.As he opened it up ran the cops.I went to jail after taking accountability for it.Or my friends would have gone.3 months jail.
Best thing to do is 1.write in big black marker "return to sender" all over the package .2. leave it out front over night. (incase there watching.....they did me ).After no one picks up your package, then proceed to open it with a
3.return envolope half filled out ( like your looking for a return address ).
Following this will secure your freedom.They wont have a case.
Or leave the damn thing alone and call it a loss.
Not worth the jail time....though the shitty food helped get me ripped !

uhh.. is this true or.. ?

**Snrf** · 02-28-2007, 05:44 PM

no that isn't true. guaranteed

**powerinabottle1300** · 02-28-2007, 06:43 PM

So where is this guy?

**boarderpro1** · 02-28-2007, 06:56 PM

i not sure if you guys know but there was a big steroids bust and they have all the peoples info who bought from the site.... they even got pro athletes and stuff so i wouldnt take the situation too lightly

**DaIllstPlaya** · 02-28-2007, 07:06 PM

ABCEDF where are you ?!?!?!?!?

**Cat316** · 02-28-2007, 07:45 PM

damn i got 2 packs coming in a few days...after i got a seizure letter for a pack last cycle....this delivery should be interesting.

**ebjack** · 03-01-2007, 06:30 AM

bump for abcdef....last posted 2-27 @ 5:17

**STYLE74** · 03-01-2007, 07:17 AM

He's probably just busy with work or school and that's why he's not on. Story sounds like BS anyway.

**ebjack** · 03-01-2007, 07:18 AM

the timing is interesting

**ALPHAMALE77** · 03-01-2007, 07:30 AM

Back To The Little Robots....lol.....i Saw Lil Robots Once...but I Had Been On A 5 Day Crank Binge.....lol...i Was Seein A Whole Lotta Stuff...ive Got A Friend Thats A Cop...and He Said That In A Controlled Del. As Soon As You Touch The Pkg...they Nab Right Then And There...do Not Pass Go...but Go Directly To The Slammer/hootscowl/pokey/ironbar Hotel/jail/ Get The Idea.....

**RuhlFreak55** · 03-01-2007, 08:09 AM

then why hasn't he posted in over a day and a half?

**STYLE74** · 03-01-2007, 08:39 AM

Because he is probably trying to make everyone wonder what happened to him.

**king6** · 03-01-2007, 10:43 AM

He is probably singing soprano by now.

**DaIllstPlaya** · 03-01-2007, 11:42 AM

damn him..... do you think something REALLY happened to him?!

**abcdef81** · 03-01-2007, 11:59 AM

I'm back guys...sure enuf I got busted and had to spend the night in jail! nahhh, i lie!!! y'all need to chill out, everything's cool. I got my second package in today and talked to the guy. he is a substitue delivery man this week. he is really cool, i talked to him for a while and asked him why he told me i was in trouble the other day. it was cuz the friggin neighborhood cat ran in the house when i opened the door!!!! i was busy signing the slip and didnt see the cat run in, but now that he told me i sure remember the cat roaming around the house a little later. yall guys damn near had me destroy my computer and throw away all my juice over nothing!!

**nbkandrew13** · 03-01-2007, 12:00 PM

if you did that would be some funny shit

**Dangerdan** · 03-01-2007, 12:12 PM

Originally Posted by latinplaya

damn him..... do you think something REALLY happened to him?!

Are you like 12 Latinplaya?

**Snrf** · 03-01-2007, 12:15 PM

Originally Posted by abcdef81

yall guys damn near had me destroy my computer and throw away all my juice over nothing!!

SNRF WINS AGAIN!

**king6** · 03-01-2007, 12:22 PM

I guess it's a good thing you didn't hit the mailman in the head with a shovel and tie him up in your basement.

**GeneticallyInferior** · 03-01-2007, 12:34 PM

I agree he was probably just joking around with you but you never know.Im guessing that your regular mailman or lady was sick or on vacation.

well i just read your last post, glad to hear everything is alright.

**ebjack** · 03-01-2007, 12:40 PM

glad to see it all worked out for u.....this lifestyle carries a pretty big risk...especially if you're already some kind of professional...(killing carreers and all)...i know i would have been scared to death with the scenario presented to you...

**Superhuman** · 03-01-2007, 12:52 PM

oh man this is one of the funniest threads ever... you were so nervous that you didn't notice the cat lol wow i'm glad you didn't take our advice

**ebjack** · 03-01-2007, 12:55 PM

shoot the sunofabich

**frank12391** · 03-01-2007, 04:16 PM

Originally Posted by Snrfmaster

If you weren't nicked within minutes of recieving the package you're not getting nicked. They wouldn't wait to give you two packages, how would they know there was 2? and they wouldn't risk losing evidence, it's called a chain of custody for evidence they can't let it out of their sight, it would fck up the prosecution.

Yep, absolutely!

**lewhite1973** · 03-01-2007, 04:19 PM

that thread was better than the movies....

**Snrf** · 03-01-2007, 04:20 PM

I'm still waiting for everyone to say

"Sorry Snrf, we should never have doubted your brilliance, you were right all along"

**lpicken** · 03-01-2007, 04:22 PM

This story could be somewhat true. Postal employees know they are drug dealers. It is just not their job to bust you. How many other roidhead/stoners do they eagerly have waiting at their doorstep for a special package from over seas? Sounds like the postal delivery guy was ****ing with you.

**frank12391** · 03-01-2007, 04:23 PM

Originally Posted by frank12391

If that was a controlled delivery, You would already have been arested because if they arest you without the package, it's hard to get a conviction without the evidence which is the product. They would not have risked given you time to move the goods and if he was a cop, there is no way he would have tipped you off and jepardised the operation. They have to prove that you ordered, payed for and recieved the goods. It would be an embaressment to them if the arrested you but could not produce the goods for evidence. There is no way they would let it out of their sites

The moral of the story is: If you don't get arested immediatly upon reciet of the goods, your not gonna get arrested.

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