If a tree branch falls down in the woods and you weren't there, did it still happen?
It didn't make a sound.Originally Posted by Atomini
If someone's asshole hurts the next morning but they dont remember anything, did it still happen?
I'd imagine that would depend where sholva or dsm were lolOriginally Posted by Capebuffalo
I think the more appropriate question would be this:
If we were camping and you woke up with a condom hanging out of your arse, who would you tell?
Most people respond with:
Ew, nobody!
Then you ask the person to go camping lol
Lol I know I work with a bunch of dirty construction workers. Most days all I hear is jokes like this and casual talks about rape and gayness...Originally Posted by Capebuffalo
Here's another gem: if I raped you but I wore a condom, that's not gay right? Cuz skin never touched right?
Update from last night....
Uhh... yeah...
You know he was like wtf man. But twice that is awesome
Yup, confirmed... this was in my browsing history from last night, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVbQo3IOC_A
Now i'm putting two and two together. When I woke up this morning and started my computer, the opening windows sound BLASTED throughout the whole house. That means my speaker volume was cranked all the way up, which it was. That means I must've been blasting that shit last night like I was trying to wake up the neighborhood...
I don't remember any of it. I am seriously considering setting up a video camera next time I pop an Ambien if i'm going to stay up a bit before I go to bed. Maybe i'll strap a camera to a hat and wear it. Call it Ambien POV.
That will make Tosh.0Originally Posted by Atomini
Get the "go pro" cam. Should be entertaining. Also should get a shock collar and set the parameter to your front door so you can leave lolOriginally Posted by Atomini
Lmao....just read this thread. This is exactly my problem with ambien. They don't make me go to sleep at all, they just make me act like a mental patient and stay up all night while not remembering any of it.
Hell at least I don't ever remember it, that's a good thing....and yes that means it didn't happen.![]()
This might be the most entertaining research project you have ever done.
Well, i'm going to have to grab some more soon. I'm all out. Where's the fun gone![]()
Boring. Do something funny. Amuse me A.
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