dukkits international house o whores

[sigman roid]

If there anyway you can totally stop a i-pod touch from accessing the internet?

[Ernst]

If there anyway you can totally stop a i-pod touch from accessing the internet?

No clue.


AG, I met my girlfriend online and she's awesome. It had become painfully obvious that no chick worth having was anywhere near me so I ventured on to the computer. The first date was a little awkward.

And why are you stopping the self-prescribed trt?

[Charlie6]

yea, i think it'll be good, even if the first one is awkward she doesn't seem like that would change her perspective.

I stopped the trt b/c i ran out of pins I've been payin off my credit card aggressively and don't have cash for pins. well, now i do. but I also need bloodwork done and have to save up even more for ZRT lab products

once i can get focused and start lifting, i'm gonna go back on. But my boners are rock hard lately but I still wanna cry like a bitch when I'm put in a tough situation like at work...so who ****ing knows

[Hazard]

I'll send you my used pins...... soak em in alcohol and you'll be good to go

~Haz~

[Charlie6]

she should be calling in 20min!!

[Ernst]

You ran out of pins? Jeez man, they're cheaper than dirt. Next time just have me send you some lol.

[Ernst]

He doesn't want your used pins, Haz. Tiny could be contagious.

[Charlie6]

I'll send you my used pins...... soak em in alcohol and you'll be good to go

~Haz~

piss on 'em for me too

[Ernst]

So you exchanged pics with her? Let's see this chick!

[Hazard]

He doesn't want your used pins, Haz. Tiny could be contagious.

LMFAO you guys are killin me today..... I'm almost debating my cutting for the armin show cuz now I need to get bigger LOL

~Haz~

[MaNiCC]

Bring some condoms and a weapon. You can never be to prepared

only you would think of the weapon erns

[Hazard]

So you exchanged pics with her? Let's see this chick!

I AGREE!



~Haz~

[Ernst]

Stop touching up her chins with photoshop and post a pic already!

[Charlie6]

alright i'll post 'em up

[Ernst]

only you would think of the weapon erns

He's about to go on a date with Ed Gein in a woman suit. **** yeh I thought of a weapon!

[Charlie6]

[MaNiCC]

lol ed gein was a crazy mofo

if shes wearing a pot its ted bundy

[Charlie6]

there's one of two. she looks alright to me. plus usually ppl look better in person than in pics

[Ernst]

She looks good there.

[Charlie6]

yea and in the other pic, her hair is the same. so I'm gonna bet you guys that her hair never changes.

I hate eating on a first date like this, i'd rather just chill at her place and talk/**** and get to nkow her. food is so formal and nerve wrecking. maybe we'll just end up makin some pasta at her place

[Ernst]

I have something for you Manicc... Crime scene pics. Not for the faint of heart!

http://www.francesfarmersrevenge.com...ers/scenes.htm

[Charlie6]

rotten.com is better

[Charlie6]

i wanna poop on this girl's chest

[Ernst]

i wanna poop on this girl's chest

Might want to save that revelation for the second date...

[Charlie6]

Might want to save that revelation for the second date...

duly noted

[Charlie6]

oh man this is exciting. I bet she's walkin home from class now, gonna pretty herself up then call me for directions!

it makes me nervous but its also adrenaline pumping

[Ernst]

Where are you taking her?

[Charlie6]

not sure, im' meeting her at her apt then we're gonna figure it out. Hopefully just a lil cafe somewhere, somewhere personable and not too big/fancy.

[-Ender-]

Just shove her in the trunk of your car and go for a drive in the country. that'll turn her on!

[Ernst]

And how tall is she?

My gal and I were supposedly the same height. I have to stand on my tiptoes to kiss her lol.

[Ernst]

Just shove her in the trunk of your car and go for a drive in the country. that'll turn her on!

He has a scooter

[Charlie6]

I'll toss her in the trunk if she gets fresh with me and starts lipin' off

supposedly she's 5'7 and i'm 5'6 so she may be a bit taller than me in shoes. but that's ok. she still has a vag

she's a business student like me, and she goes to a big 10 school so she should be smart

[Charlie6]

no i have a car now!! wow i'm impressed that you remembered that ernst. Im impressed that yoyu remembered who i really am too!

[Charlie6]

that'd be sweet if i took her around town on my scooter

[Ernst]

Take a page from my book. Doc Martens with insoles

[Dukkit]

ive dated many chicks offline

good times

love them bitchs

good luck little bro!!!!

text me and let me know how it goes

[Charlie6]

can't. had my foot rebuilt from a puddy and now i have 1400$ prescription shoes i wear everywhere lol. i'll just try to compensate for my height

[Ernst]

Make sure she's not from the Eastern seaboard, otherwise your getting dukkit's sloppy seconds

[Charlie6]

hey big bro!! fsho I will let ya know. I can't wait. even if its awkward or goes bad, who cares. its like my boss said last night, i gotta work on my confidence

[Charlie6]

Make sure she's not from the Eastern seaboard, otherwise your getting dukkit's sloppy seconds

that would be EPIC to screw the same chick dukkit did. I'd drive out there just to high five