The "I just got laid" thread

[RuhlFreak55]

haha come visit me and ill introduce ya

i probably need that very badly

[Dukkit]

i probably need that very badly

your more then welcome. ill even chip in on a plane ticket. ill take you out and show you a grande ole time bro

[GT2]

but i dont even have to say bye. i dont have to do jack shit. so yet again. i win. suck it up and walk it off.. .loser hahahahaah

I'm with dukki on this one....I know what it's like to be in a relationship EVEN WITH an eastern european beauty for 16 months as I currently am, at the age of 18. I burn everytime I hear a stunner tell me "if only you were single".

But I have to admit, I wouldn't trade my gf for anything in the world

O and FYI Ruhl, she can squirt

[Skully44420]

i would die a happy man if that ever happens to me

that is the best feeling...i used to love when my ex squirted in my mouth

[Dukkit]

yea... you know the dizzle

dukkit got laid-izzled!!

[Dukkit]

bump

been laid everyday this week.

and last week. and i think even the week before. but not the week before. there was 2 days that week that i didnt.

[RuhlFreak55]

*sigh* i wish i could be you

[Dukkit]

*sigh* i wish i could be you

nah. life isnt all that good. i got bills, fines and crazy ppl out to get me. im on probation. im always broke. my ex keeps tryin to get me back in jail. im a recovering drug addict. so im fightin those urges everyday. im pretty violent and i have to control that also. along with the usual life circumstances.

but the one thing i do enjoy about my life.. is the women

[RuhlFreak55]

nah. life isnt all that good. i got bills, fines and crazy ppl out to get me. im on probation. im always broke. my ex keeps tryin to get me back in jail. im a recovering drug addict. so im fightin those urges everyday. im pretty violent and i have to control that also. along with the usual life circumstances.

but the one thing i do enjoy about my life.. is the women

that sounds like it should be in a movie

[Dukkit]

that sounds like it should be in a movie

yea, ive been told that. or at least to write down all my stories and make a book.

[Skully44420]

hahaha i can't wait to move to New York. Me and Dukki are gonna have some crazy nights when i go to visit

[Dukkit]

hahaha i can't wait to move to New York. Me and Dukki are gonna have some crazy nights when i go to visit

[Rugger02]

I got laid in my office at work last night.



By my wife, so that takes a little away from the coolness but it was still sweet.

[Bullyson]

You guys make me want to leave my bitch. I havent been layed in weeks. Good thing I'm "off" right now or there would be hell to pay.

[stpete]

Yea baby.....my first time posting this............i just fvcked my boss.....and i love it!!!!!!!!!!

[hotpink]

so how many std's do you have?

[Rugger02]

so how many std's do you have?

LOL

[calgarian]

hahaha i can't wait to move to New York. Me and Dukki are gonna have some crazy nights when i go to visit

ahh...ok I didnt know u swing both ways too.

[BadBarbie]

Last night was great.
Anyone else love drunk sex =)

[calgarian]

Last night was great.
Anyone else love drunk sex =)

I do but the issue is in the morning I dont remember who i did it with

[BadBarbie]

I do but the issue is in the morning I dont remember who i did it with

Well I do haha I wake up next to him every morning.

[calgarian]

Well I do haha I wake up next to him every morning.

good for u.

[Dukkit]

so how many std's do you have?

just the ones that you cant die from.... why? you want some?

[Dukkit]

just got back from my lunch break and got laid

[BadBarbie]

just got back from my lunch break and got laid

What is your # of girls count up to now days

[calgarian]

just got back from my lunch break and got laid

thats my son.......mine lunch is busy these days need a new lunch

[Dukkit]

What is your # of girls count up to now days

i dunno. i can say i have one for every day of the week. at least.
but only a few that i can actually stand to be around for more then a few hours.
y?

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

[Dukkit]

^^hahah

[calgarian]

i bet ur computer and cell have too many pictures like these.

[Dukkit]

Last night was great.
Anyone else love drunk sex =)

not really a fan of drunk sex.

[BadBarbie]

not really a fan of drunk sex.

Shame. Maybe it's better when you have just gotten back from a day glo and you're covered with paint and sweat

[Dukkit]

Shame. Maybe it's better when you have just gotten back from a day glo and you're covered with paint and sweat

eh, i doubt it. i like to be aware and drunk sex to me is just to sloppy and lacking any real substance. i mean i love to fukk without havin the emotions in there. which most drunk sex is. but drunk sex is just beyond that i think.

plus i havent been drunk in years. so that my be a reason

[BadBarbie]

eh, i doubt it. i like to be aware and drunk sex to me is just to sloppy and lacking any real substance. i mean i love to fukk without havin the emotions in there. which most drunk sex is. but drunk sex is just beyond that i think.

plus i havent been drunk in years. so that my be a reason

you need to change that

[Dukkit]

you need to change that

lol, what getting drunk? nah, its best if that doesnt happen. for other ppls sake.

[RuhlFreak55]

eh, i doubt it. i like to be aware and drunk sex to me is just to sloppy and lacking any real substance. i mean i love to fukk without havin the emotions in there. which most drunk sex is. but drunk sex is just beyond that i think.

plus i havent been drunk in years. so that my be a reason

my thoughts exactly

[calgarian]

my thoughts exactly

didnt u read u r not allowed in this thread

[RuhlFreak55]

didnt u read u r not allowed in this thread

*bitch slaps cal*

[calgarian]

ha ha ha

[Dukkit]

*bitch slaps cal*

ouch, poor cal. letting a boy slap him