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  1. 11-03-2005, 01:12 AM #20521
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    This is the Total Gym exercise machine
    as endorsed by Chuck Norris.

    The Total Gym allows you to train with natural multi-plane
    movements,working the large muscles synergistically against gravity.Recruiting the stabilizer muscles in nearly every exercise, you stretch and flex your way through a full body workout in as little as 20 minutes a day. This is functional exercise; it mimics the way you function in life, creating a superior body and superior physical performance. For more information click on the video of Chuck and Gina Norris.
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    lets take a closer look at the celebrity life of chuck norriss... for starters heres a list of some of the famous films the kick master has stared

    The Wrecking Crew - 1969 (appeared in)
    Return Of The Dragon - 1973 (feature film debut)
    Breaker! Breaker! - 1976
    Good Guys Wear Black - 1977
    A Force Of One - 1978
    The Octagon - 1979
    An Eye For An Eye - 1980
    Silent Rage - 1981
    Forced Vengeance - 1981
    Lone Wolf McQuade - 1982
    Missing In Action - 1984
    Missing In Action II: The Beginning - 1985
    Code Of Silence - 1985
    Invasion USA - 1985
    Delta Force - 1986
    Firewalker - 1986
    Braddock: Missing In Action III - 1987
    Hero And The Terror - 1988
    Delta Force 2: Operation Stranglehold - 1990
    The Hitman - 1991
    Sidekicks - 1993
    Hellbound - 1994
    Top Dog - 1995
    Forrest Warrior - 1995 (released on video only)
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    Jon8Rod61: Hey say something funny
    StonedUser420: if chuck norris were here
    StonedUser420: hed roundhouse kick the shit outa you
    Jon8Rod61: heard that b4, say something really random like u do for nicole
  4. 11-03-2005, 01:17 AM #20524
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    StonedUser420: u think total gym is a joke dont you
    StonedUser420: its no game
    Jon8Rod61: no
    Jon8Rod61: i own one at home
    StonedUser420: a wise man
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    i remember that fateful day in 1993 when my father took me to see Sidekicks... my life was changed from that day forward
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    Jon8Rod61: i liked chuck norris in dodgeball
    StonedUser420: lol
    Jon8Rod61: his vote was the right one
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    Jon8Rod61: u know she's had sex with 6 different people
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    StonedUser420: she wants to have my love child tho
    StonedUser420: think itsa good idea
    Jon8Rod61: i don't think that's true tho
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    this thread is soooo lonely
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    Jon8Rod61: that she wants to have your love child
    StonedUser420: if not il put her in the basement with the rest
    StonedUser420: feed her dog food
    Jon8Rod61: hey did you kno one is the lonelyest number
    StonedUser420: theres 4 or 5 skeezers breathing down there
    StonedUser420: shel be ok
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    Jon8Rod61: up here at school this girl almost got rapped but batman whipped the guys ass
    StonedUser420: everybody knows its bruce wayne
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    just go yell at some whore taj itl make you feel better.... il give ua whore to yell at
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    Did Anyone Else See Union Turnpike Get Signed To Def Jam On Runs House Tonight?
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    Jon8Rod61: he stopped a guy from rapping a girl, and asked for nothing in return
    StonedUser420: a man who wants nothing usually has a total gym at home
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    Wait, That Guy Knows Batman???
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    If So, We Should Arrange A Cage Fight Between Batman And Chuck
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    did dave quit even tho his burgers were square... hell no!!!
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    The Bucks Have An Impressive 2-0 Start
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    Im Not Dave Damnit! Im Not Build Like He Was, I Wish Youd Let Me Live Up To My Own Standards
  22. 11-03-2005, 01:48 AM #20542
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    your right... you could never be half the man dave thomas was... your more of a whendy
  23. 11-03-2005, 01:50 AM #20543
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    ahh nothin like a good puff of crack to get the heart goin
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    Im Watching Garden State....wierd Movie
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  26. 11-03-2005, 01:51 AM #20546
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    StonedUser420: ul never be close to dave thomas
    CGbabe0523: ok
    StonedUser420: u and ur round burger
    CGbabe0523: what are you talking about?
    StonedUser420: its hip to be square
    StonedUser420: u ****
    CGbabe0523: are you saying im fat?
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    CGbabe0523: are you saying im fat?
    StonedUser420: your just a quitter
    CGbabe0523: how?
    StonedUser420: you have no morals
    StonedUser420: for god sake you dont even own a total gym
    CGbabe0523: ok...i guess that means i have no morals
    StonedUser420: everyone should own 2
    StonedUser420: its only right to honor the king chuck norriss
    CGbabe0523: ok well i dont honor him....so does that make me a bad person?
    StonedUser420: so you dont care about the children
    StonedUser420: what kind of woman says these things
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    CGbabe0523: no we arent going to get married im going to be a nun
    StonedUser420: i could hide under your dress for years
    StonedUser420: the church would never know
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    shit guys another kid from my HS killed himself today
  30. 11-03-2005, 03:12 AM #20550
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    damn how did he do it??? guessing it was intentional
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    dont even think about it chestly i dont care what they taught you
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    jumped off a building. I wasn't really close to him but several of my friends were, the kid before this in '03 did it and I was friends with him so I know how it is
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    Oh please, lets this thread just die already....


    Don't worry, it'll join my social life
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    Quote Originally Posted by GQ-Bouncer
    Oh please, lets this thread just die already....


    Don't worry, it'll join my social life


    bump
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