dukkits international house o whores

[Stigmata101]

What up whores.. did you miss my tits?

yes i did.....

[Stigmata101]

guys...I might possibly be an alcoholic

so all is good then....

[Stigmata101]

drive by whoring bitches....get back to work or face my backhand.....

this has now become part of my work duties......re-writing the SWP now

[Standby]

whooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrreeeeeessssssssssss sss

[Knockout_Power]

good effin shit man. how long were you in it for?

3 years, 4 months and 26 days...

[Standby]

3 years, 4 months and 26 days...

you just kinda creeped me out there bro lol

[Knockout_Power]

Man, IOm sure every man whos in prison counts down the days

[Stigmata101]

I thought 6 months was long

[Knockout_Power]

I was the king of short term relationships going nowhere. My first "girlfriend" lasted 3 months (I was 25), then the next "real" relationship was 9 months...

[Stigmata101]

Man, IOm sure every man whos in prison counts down the days

I thought you were really talkin about prison........

[calgarian]

KP seriously dude u need to get laid how old r u? oh and morning bitches

[Knockout_Power]

KP seriously dude u need to get laid how old r u? oh and morning bitches

cough*31*cough

[calgarian]

I thought you were really talkin about prison........

its the worstt kind

[Standby]

Man, IOm sure every man whos in prison counts down the days

your in prison? im confused

i thought you were talking real here too lol

[Stigmata101]

its the worstt kind

ya i know im married 3 years

[calgarian]

cough*31*cough

k so u r younger then me i started at this age well kindA

[calgarian]

ya i know im married 3 years

13th for me

[Standby]

k so u r younger then me i started at this age well kindA

he said 31 not 13 cal

[Knockout_Power]

your in prison? im confused

yes, Im in prison and they let me come on websites that promote the use of steroids and I get to involve myself in threads with abundant porn so I hav fuel when I go back to my cellmate Big Jim...

**** no!, Im not in prison


Metaphor for crappy realtionship

[calgarian]

your in prison? im confused

i thought you were talking real here too lol

let me guess u didnt get laid either

[Standby]

yes, Im in prison and they let me come on websites that promote the use of steroids and I get to involve myself in threads with abundant porn so I hav fuel when I go back to my cellmate Big Jim...

**** no!, Im not in prison


Metaphor for crappy realtionship

whoa mr.grumpy, cheer up your out of prison now lol

[Stigmata101]

i dunno if i can do 13 years......its cold, the food suks, lonely, and the beatings are getting worse.....

[Standby]

let me guess u didnt get laid either

very funny cal lol. i dont chase!

[calgarian]

he said 31 not 13 cal

mofo i know what he said..i was too busy being geek till then

[Stigmata101]

let me guess u didnt get laid either

the wrong kind of laid

[Knockout_Power]

whoa mr.grumpy, cheer up your out of prison now lol

thats true, sorry for being a jerk... but prison food is aweful

[calgarian]

very funny cal lol. i dont chase!

all my teaching are no use

[Standby]

all my teaching are no use

actually i remember you saying dont chase them lol

[calgarian]

i dunno if i can do 13 years......its cold, the food suks, lonely, and the beatings are getting worse.....

wtf??

[Stigmata101]

cal is that 13 years the same woman or 13 divorces

[Knockout_Power]

[calgarian]

actually i remember you saying dont chase them lol

dont when u have more then one....ok new challange by the end of week u need to get tel # frolm 2 chicks and just BS with them

[Stigmata101]

wtf??

my wife plays rough

[Knockout_Power]

[calgarian]

my wife plays rough

let me guess not in bed?

[Knockout_Power]

I put this sign outside the gym this morning...

[Knockout_Power]

when all else fails...

[Stigmata101]

let me guess not in bed?

in bed, outta bed......

[calgarian]

cal is that 13 years the same woman or 13 divorces

with same woman.........high school sweet heart

[Knockout_Power]

this ones for Cal...