Ask DSM anything.

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361. What is my mental age in dog years?

362. What is more important than groundhogs but less important than jelly beans?

363. Why does Hamish&Andy feel the urge to intrude in your threads with derogatory comments?

364. Would having sex with him change is whole perspective on you?

365. What is a nicer way to say rape?

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366. Should I make a thread called the official sorry thread?

367. My nipples fall off when I'm sleeping, I can't seem to find it. Any clue where it got to?

368. How many strands of hair do I have on my head?

369. Can brain power give me dragon ball z like abilities?

370. Isn't it cool that I can sharpen an axe using my dick?

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371. How do I say good night in spanish?

372. Why does scooby doo talk like hes a chinese immigrant?

373. Is he racist?

374. Are its creators racist?

375. What does racist even mean in dog language?

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376. Why do peopel insist on fixing things that arn't broken?

377. How many things have I fixed recently that wern't broken?

378. How many penises does it take to make a faggot?

379. What does it mean when it says 'push' on a door?

380. How beautiful is my baby?

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381. How does that burger taste?

382. If I bury enough paper will a tree grow?

383. How often does a weeping willow weep?

384. Silly + Greed = ?

385. Can I glue a nickel on your eye?

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386. What equation do I need to use to find the area of my computer monitor?

387. Does the word quack mean anything to you?

388. Have you ever been narked?

389. What's an acronym for the word elephant?

390. 390^(-1/2)=34x?

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391. I raped the soul of your future chinese kid you will adopt, thanks?

392. I did it again! What should I do to ensure it won't happen again?

393. If I accurately throw a dart at a wall and it makes a hole do I win 10 dollars from the tooth fairy?

394. How big of a whore is the tooth fairy?

395. When I eat tuna my cat stares at me. Will kicking her stop her from doing that?

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396. What is a walruses favorite vacation spot?

397. Are you an assclown?

398. What does an assclown mask look like?

399. How many Bill Clintons does it take to make a pimp?

400. Since I am so special can you give me the phone number of my great great grandsons slutty whore of a girlfriend?

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401. What month does christmas fall in?

402. Why did the egyptians build so many ruined building?

403. Who owns the lochness monster?

404. What's its favorite food?

405. Do you own a death ray?

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406. What time do your legs open at?

407. How much can I buy your soul for?

408. What should be the last question?

409. What's the purpose of bagged milk?

410. What will be the name of the last Tom Clancy book?

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411. Will you trim my bush for me by chewing it off?

412. How much did I pay for my life after royalty fees and taxes from the IRS?

413. Do shemales appeal to you at all?

414. Would you like to impregnate a shemale?

415. How many shoes will I have to throw at your face to get you pissed?

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416. Why does that new osbournes reloaded show suck?

417. Are you the boogeyman?

418. What celebrity would be a terrifying boogeyman?

419. Why is it that all insurance companies say they will save you money over other ones even though that isn't possible?

420. If I stick vitamins up my ass will they absorb better?

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421. What does ironmaiden708 rythme with?

422. What does DSM stand for? No for real this time!

423. What word begins with a z and ends with a z?

424. What does JBM stand for?

425. What does an assclown pizza have for toppings?

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426. Why does mad matt enjoy jelly beans so much?

427. Duz it make mad u wen ppl do'not gud spel?

428. How do the french say LOL?

429. Forstar du dette sporsmalet?

430. Who is the father of the whore?

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431. Why is it that my blood pressure drops when I slice my arms open?

432. How often should I check my email?

433. How often should I check my email if I was gay?

434. How often should I check my email if I like to eat sandwiches?

435. How black is Obama compared to Al Gore?

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436. Can I chop off your fingers and use them as piano keys?

437. Will you please grow out the finger nail on one of them so I can use it as a toothpick?

438. How many wrongs make a right?

439. How would you like me to kill you?

440. Do you own a pet that I can rape?

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441. How smelly are my feet?

442. What do I own that makes to look gay?

443. How often do you take shits that clog the toilet?

444. Why can't I fly?

445. Are you friends with any racists?

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446. What emotion turns my face purple?

447. Is it that time of the month for you?

448. Why do monkeys enjoy smoking?

449. What is Dukkits IQ?

450. What member on here am I the most in love with? (not you!)

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451. Why do I find your mom to be so official?

452. What breed of dog looks like a stick of gum?

453. How legit is your dad?

454. Do your parents love you?

455. Do my parents love me?

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456. Would my dog lick your face if it wasn't dead?

457. How many bags of nuts would I have to give you for you to look at me?

458. How do I tell my penis to shut up when I'm trying to sleep?

459. Have you ever drank swamp ass juice?

460. Favorite smiley?

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461. How many chinese can I stuff in my pants?

462. Why is Paula Abdul such a bitch?

463. Would you do Roy Orbison?

464. Who would you like to see in spandex?

465. What paradox do I live in?

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466. How many muchcans can fit in a pizza box?

467. Do dogs like the taste of dick?

468. How romantic are you after eating liver?

469. What is fast and weighs more than a pound?

470. Why can't I see anything after I stab my eyes out?

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471. What is the purpose of feet?

472. What cheese has very low protein content?

473. Can you name me something pink that tastes like blood?

474. I just pooped out my mouth, what video did I just watch?

475. What's worth more a whore or some chick who is sterile?

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476. My dick has green puss oozing out of it, am I sick?

477. Did I breathe in the last 5 minutes?

478. Are you feeling saucy right now?

479. does my face look like ape shit?

480. Why did i throw my cell phone into the pool at my house?

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481. Who is secretly gay on this forum?

482. What does my huge big toe tell me about my soul?

483. Why does no one even come close when it coems to asking questions?

484. Are you so jacked that you can't wipe your own ass?

485. What's the AA profile of human meat?

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486. Will I die tomarrow?

487. When will the monocalypse happen?

488. Ever eaten deer testicles?

489. What would i make "Jacked Meal" out of?

490. Would it cause me to jack off alot?

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491. Do you have a helmet that you wear with a tube coming out of it that you would shove in your own or your boyfriends ass?

492. What is the funnest part of anal stimulation?

493. Are you a FFF member?

494. Favorite brand of gum?

495. How big of a pervert are you?

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496. How big of a pervert am I?

497. How many friends do I have?

498. Are you a big enough of a pervert to milk a cow using your mouth?

499. What did it taste like?

500. Should this be the last time I make a pack of question like this?

[jbm]

Why I'm so horny?

[DSM4Life]

Why I'm so horny?

Your thinking of me









Iron i''ll get you later today.

[DCannon]

How does a train engine get enough traction, with steel wheels and steel tracks, to start pulling a long train?

[Matt]

Sup??

[Matt]

Where is a males g-spot??

[DSM4Life]

Where is a males g-spot??

Ask my b/f he hits it every time !

Sup??

nada

[jamyjamjr]

male g-spot is the prostate, about 3 inches into the anal canal

[DSM4Life]

How does a train engine get enough traction, with steel wheels and steel tracks, to start pulling a long train?

Locomotives are extremely powerful and built to pull. But, they get some help from the immutable laws of the physical universe.

A locomotive doesn't start the whole train moving at once, usually. It starts the first car, then the engine and that car start the second, then the engine and those two cars start the third moving, and so on. This is do-able because there is "slack" between each car in the train, via the "draft gear."

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

A body in motion tends to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force: inertia and kinetic energy.

So, just as taking up the links in a chain, one by one, the train starts moving, then it wants to keep moving.

Sometimes, if the slack in the train is stretched too tight, the locomotive can't start the train moving. So, the engineer uses a method called "taking slack." The engineer reverses then engine, and moves backwards some sufficient distance, depending on conditions. This creates the necessary slack.

When moving forward now, the engine starts the first car, which starts the next, etc. This was a very frequent occurance when steam engines plied the rails because, although very powerful as well, steam engines didn't have the "starting tractive effort" available with the use of electric motors.

But the practice is not extinct. On some yard jobs, locals and work trains, you take what they give you, and you only have one unit to work with, often times. And, when out on the road, engine failure happens, and you wind up with one unit working, sometimes. So, when needing to take slack, you do.

In a paradox, it can be accurately stated that, a diesel electric will start more tonnage than it can pull and a steam engine will pull more tonnage than it can start. If the two technologies were combined, it would be the ultimate hybrid pulling machine.

Sometimes, to increase adhesion of the locomotive drivers, sand is applied to the rail to increse the friction, thereby increasing the traction available.

But, if you do get the tonnage moving, the real trick is getting the thing stopped where you want it to, again thanks to inertia. One propulsion system, four braking systems: Automatic air brakes (on the cars), engine or "independent" brake, dynamic brake and the hand brakes.

[Alphatier]

1)Have you ever been discrimintaed against for being gay?

2)How did you handle the situation?

3)What is your favourite type of cutting diet?

4)When are you gonna post pics of yourself ?

5)Your favourite AAS?

[DSM4Life]

1)Have you ever been discrimintaed against for being gay?

2)How did you handle the situation?

3)What is your favourite type of cutting diet?

4)When are you gonna post pics of yourself ?

5)Your favourite AAS?

No
I haven't yet
Low carbs
Not sure
test

[higherdesire]

Ask my b/f he hits it every time !

Dude he asked his boyfried, now be a gentleman and answer

[higherdesire]

male g-spot is the prostate, about 3 inches into the anal canal

You have been quite curious haven't you?