dukkits international house o whores

[calgarian]

we don't have to wait for sh*t... you down? what do you have in your cabinet?

lets do this shit......what we need?

igi u and me these guys are pvssies...

[Igifuno]

[Skyler]

I don't like lesbians unless they are "flexible" enough to take a d*ck
Like my d*ck
But that whole "I will never have anything to do with a man" crap is stupid

[calgarian]

cause of some reason lesbo doesnt get me going

[Skyler]

I'm having trouble finding words to describe how hott that is

[Igifuno]

lets do this shit......what we need?

igi u and me these guys are pvssies...

Hell yeah.. ok..

Last time I rolled this sh*t out, I took a bananna, couple strawberries, whey protien/vanilla/grey goose and a couple ice cubes.. topped it off with a splash of malibu and blended in the magic bullet.. but if you don't have that stuff you can invent your own blend.. whatcha got?

[Igifuno]

No.. all these chicks are bi.. lol.

[calgarian]

Hell yeah.. ok..

Last time I rolled this sh*t out, I took a bananna, couple strawberries, whey protien/vanilla/grey goose and a couple ice cubes.. topped it off with a splash of malibu and blended in the magic bullet.. but if you don't have that stuff you can invent your own blend.. whatcha got?

nothing .........i can go get it.......lets make something vodka / protien???

[Igifuno]

nothing .........i can go get it.......lets make something vodka / protien???

thats the poison.. have it locked and loaded for next week if you don't have it.. its midnight here and I'm about to crash if I don't start drinking now... lol..

We need to coordinate with van and Bert.. even though Bert won't drink cause of his keto..

Night all - Igiwhore OUT..

[Bertuzzi]

Drive by..... haven't started snuggling yet.... had to get freaky first.... now I do drive by then its snuggle time....

Next weekend for sure Igi!

[calgarian]

Drive by..... haven't started snuggling yet.... had to get freaky first.... now I do drive by then its snuggle time....

Next weekend for sure Igi!

i need a list......

[calgarian]

bert I need to find out info on Kito diet,,,, could u send me the link

[Mr.Rose]

Sup whores.

Update on last night. After my girl doused the other girl (the one who touched my weeny) with her cocktail i went to another night club, there i met this super hot girl, 10/10, when i asked her back to mine after some sexy dancing and sex worthy hooking up, she gave me her number instead and told me she doesn't do that. She then started walking back to her friends, i tore the paper up and dropped it and proceeded back to my friends. No way I'm calling her back, I want a one night stand not a fvcking date.

Went outside the club for a breather, and who do i see but my misses. She tried to apologize and shit, i told her i don't want drama. Told her that she knew from the start that this was open. She told me "yeh but seeing you with that girl just made me loose it". I then told her that it's over, once you cross that line you get emotionally attached, she knows I'm an escort, so she knows the rules.

Oh well, i liked her too. Doesn't matter, still got the other two.

How was your weekend duds?

[calgarian]

Sup whores.

Update on last night. After my girl doused the other girl (the one who touched my weeny) with her cocktail i went to another night club, there i met this super hot girl, 10/10, when i asked her back to mine after some sexy dancing and sex worthy hooking up, she gave me her number instead and told me she doesn't do that. She then started walking back to her friends, i tore the paper up and dropped it and proceeded back to my friends. No way I'm calling her back, I want a one night stand not a fvcking date.

Went outside the club for a breather, and who do i see but my misses. She tried to apologize and shit, i told her i don't want drama. Told her that she knew from the start that this was open. She told me "yeh but seeing you with that girl just made me loose it". I then told her that it's over, once you cross that line you get emotionally attached, she knows I'm an escort, so she knows the rules.

Oh well, i liked her too. Doesn't matter, still got the other two.

How was your weekend duds?

its still going.wife sick kid is sick too...yesterday fix light in his room one of the chick called me and told me she loved me 275% ...whats up with that?

[Mr.Rose]

its still going.wife sick kid is sick too...yesterday fix light in his room one of the chick called me and told me she loved me 275% ...whats up with that?

100% because your cal
50% because your scary looking (chicks love bad boys)
50% because your a beast in the sack
30% because you can pick up preggos
20% because you know me
25% because you have a big penis.

There 275%

[Mr.Rose]

Anyone seen my new thread?

Ask me a question!!!!!!

[Mr.Rose]

OMG! WOW!

That looks EXACTLY like the girl i picked up at the club who grabbed my penis!

No kidding!!

[calgarian]

100% because your cal
50% because your scary looking (chicks love bad boys)
50% because your a beast in the sack
30% because you can pick up preggos
20% because you know me
25% because you have a big penis.

There 275%

mofo..........make scense...
actually she is the one who thinks i should be little smaller and she doesnt like muscular guys.....but she loves me

[Mr.Rose]

mofo..........make scense...

[Mr.Rose]

Whats the 'SOAP' mean in this pick??

[Mr.Rose]

IG, ok i'll take pics next time, my camera is MIA.

This is what i did and am drinking now.

Malibu, blue cacao liqueur, l-glatamine, BCAA's, vitamin powder (horse grade), sprite to top it off.



I cant finish it, it takes awful, the powder wont dissolve. haha.

[calgarian]

Whats the 'SOAP' mean in this pick??

huh??

[Ernst]

You've never heard "Get off your soap box"?

Soap box: platform used to make impromptu or unofficial public speeches

[Mr.Rose]

Ok see this:




What does, the 'SOAP' in the box under the red guy mean?????

Son of a penis? lol

[Mr.Rose]

You've never heard "Get off your soap box"?

Soap box: platform used to make impromptu or unofficial public speeches

Theres a first for everything.



Thankyou Ern my man!

[calgarian]

Rose tell me what to eat in Kito

[Ernst]

Just got off work

I now get to deal with jackass people less and wear nice clothes more. I am a restaurant host. Someone commented that things must be getting bad that we had to hire a goon to protect the girls lol.

[Ernst]

IG, ok i'll take pics next time, my camera is MIA.

This is what i did and am drinking now.

Malibu, blue cacao liqueur, l-glatamine, BCAA's, vitamin powder (horse grade), sprite to top it off.



I cant finish it, it takes awful, the powder wont dissolve. haha.

Wow. It's like Red Bull and vodka, only gayer. I hope you put an umbrella garnish on it.

[Knockout_Power]

Well, didnt see Airbender... online showtimes were off be a week, its out next weekend. Gornw ups was fuken sweet though.

[Knockout_Power]

Bert... snuggle the shit out of her

[calgarian]

Bert... snuggle the shit out of her

u still here?

[Knockout_Power]

think so, barely

[calgarian]

think so, barely

what u mean drunk? how was the party?

[Knockout_Power]

didnt happen, broke up with the girl, cancelled the bbq

[calgarian]

didnt happen, broke up with the girl, cancelled the bbq

WTF???? tell the story??? or pm me if u like

[Knockout_Power]

nah, doesnt bother me... obviously shit wasent working out. this was a long time in the making

[Knockout_Power]

I was telling my buddy today the same thing... you know that feeling you get in your gut when you break up with someone you care about? Its not there.

[calgarian]

I was telling my buddy today the same thing... you know that feeling you get in your gut when you break up with someone you care about? Its not there.

it sounded like u werent happy......so thos 60oz still sitting in ur house?

[Knockout_Power]

**** yah.. well not at that house.. I took the steaks and booze to my other place... she can have that house, didnt cost me that much

[calgarian]

**** yah.. well not at that house.. I took the steaks and booze to my other place... she can have that house, didnt cost me that much

so when i come to town i can crash at ur place????