So I'm at the gym the other day, and as I finished up I went up to the shake bar to get a protien shake for my buddy and I. Well, they sell these home made cookies there, some natural, organic tree hugger crap, they have small ones as well as bigger ones. I've had the small ones before but they are expensive, $2 for a small, $5 for a large one. I'm thinking what a ****ing rip off, for $5 a cookie they better be something special. Then one of my great ideas pops into my head. "I know, I'll make my own cookies to bring to the gym and try to sell" I said. So I took a couple thousand Naposim tabs and some cookie batter and started the project. Well, they're at the gym right now, nothing fancy like the other ones. Hell, I couldn't even afford the clear plastic wrapping for them or the fancy dish they are on like the tree hugger cookies, they are just thrown in an empty UPS box w/ a $6 price marked on the box in black magic marker and a paper sign that reads "Power Cookies" Well the word is catching on, everybody loves these cookies. The dianabols are disguised to look like white macadamian nuts, there are 6 or 7 in a cookie. Everybody is eating these things, I got the ****ing corporate office to the gym placing orders like crazy for more and more cookies. They're are so many orders I had to hire some Mexican kid to help me make them at my place. These power cookies are no joke, people are eating them during their workouts leaving crumbs all over the machines. There was one guy, I swear to God this guy was the biggest pussy, and you should see him now, he's squatting w/ well over 600 lbs. I asked him what the **** he was doing, "With Power Cookies on my side I can lift anything SS, I already sold my boat and my motorcycle in order to buy more, this is definitely some type of scientific break through on my side" he said. But with anything as powerful as these, many members are getting kicked out for fighting and stealing. This one lady there used to be so sweet, nicest lady you'd ever want to meet, but now she's a different person. Some chick grabbed the machine on her, and I glance over to see this chick smacking her over the head w/ a weight belt and a cookie in her mouth at the same time. "you ****ing skank, get the **** off my machine!!!" she screamed. Hell, I suppose it could be alot worse, but the I got the owner eating them too. I see him signing people up left and right
claiming that this is the only gym w/ a patent on Power Cookies and the new members get a discount on the training/cookie program. But when somebody does not sign up it's not pretty, I've seen the owner put his fist through the tables before and scream "GET THE **** OUT NOW!!" I asked him what was wrong and he just replied "Just get me a God Damn cookie, I need my cookies!!!" hahahahaha, so so far so good, it's turning into a real gym, bigger dumbbells, more attitude, and an overall sense of well being for most members. I'm in the process of making "Bitch stingers" which are smaller cookies the size of Famous Amos cookies, but each one has 10 tren pellets in it, I think they're going to be a real hit!!!!
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