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    MyogenX and my Message therapist

    I didn't want to put this in my log, so Saturday i went for a 1 hour massage, i get the same girl usually now, she is short, not very attractive, and built like a webble (weebles wobble but they don't fall down)..

    The cost is only $39 for 1 hour session so my wife and i get them on a regular basis, at least 1x per month..

    Ok, so she starts me on my back (i'm wearing underwear briefs thank goodness) and she starts at the top of my head, neck, face, shoulders, pecs, then my arms, hands, then my stomach, then my thighs, this is where it gets to be a problem, i start getting aroused..( did i mention she is not attractive) but hey, my eyes were closed.. she goes to do the other leg and foot, and by this time i am thinking of times i have cut my foot, leg, injuries, birth of my children, anything that will calm me down, i was lucky, i only got pine and not oak.. so she flips me over and starts on my back..

    I'm laying there thinking what in the heck is this MyogenX doing to me?? i mean this didn't happen before, not even with an attractive girl..

    So once again i say thanks for regaining my youth, or at least taking me ack 10 yrs to my mid 30's..

    Good job..
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    ok i gotta ask how was the happy ending?lol

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    ive always wondered if they get flattered by that or if it freaks them out, my therapist is so friggin cute i can barely relax at times b/c i am thinking about scenes from a b level porn movie.

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    could be all mental....

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    Haha... man, I get boner sitting at work sometimes..for no damn reason. Honestly...
    What I do then is get up..and start walking around.
    20 days on MyogenX.
    If I went to get a massage.. yeah right... forget it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
    i mean this didn't happen before, not even with an attractive girl..
    so Myogenix made you straight??

    seriosly, i pop wood all the time with chiropractors, masseuses, Physical therapists, physical therapist assistants, doctors(all female mind you. the fuglies and the hotties). i swear they like it, def dont mind.

    anyway, if myogenix did this to you, ill have to steer clear....i may become a menace to society.

    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
    i get the same girl usually now, she is short, not very attractive, and built like a webble (weebles wobble but they don't fall down)..
    "MyogenX Goggles" LOL, just what we need
    Last edited by AnabolicBoy1981; 12-20-2006 at 07:09 PM.

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    you guys kill me..

    i'm 45 almost 46.. married to a younger woman... yea.. a grandfather to boot..

    so i don't normally wake up with wood, or just walk around and see a pretty girl and get wood..

    As we get older our interest dim.. that's one of the issues with growing older..

    if a natural supplement can reinvigerate my normal (younger) functions.. then i love it..
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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
    you guys kill me..

    i'm 45 almost 46.. married to a younger woman... yea.. a grandfather to boot..

    so i don't normally wake up with wood, or just walk around and see a pretty girl and get wood..

    As we get older our interest dim.. that's one of the issues with growing older..

    if a natural supplement can reinvigerate my normal (younger) functions.. then i love it..
    spy thats great.keep taking this stuff and report back in 2 months about that visit to the massage parlor.im thinking it might have a better ending.lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by briancb1
    could be all mental....
    Mental hein?

    I can tell you that its not!!!!!!!!!!

    I make it with my GF and I have boners that won't get off even after cumming... I can stop whenever I want (even after cumming 2 times), when I'm getting over and out, it takes around 3 minutes to get the boner out.

    One thing I know for sure is that I was always soft when I took off the condoms and now I'm having erections that makes me feel the condom painfully tight even when I'm taking it off.

    So nope its not mental!

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    Shit...

    Time to hop on some of this

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    Shit...

    Time to hop on some of this

    the myogenx or the massage therapist?

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    I am hard 24 7 I love my youth

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmidty
    I am hard 24 7 I love my youth
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