Thread: Let's make fun of supplements
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03-29-2010, 08:42 AM #1Senior Member
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Let's make fun of supplements
What are some of the funniest claims you hear from supplement companys that they're products are capable of??
I'm a fan of 950% more nitric oxide, or 600% more testosterone .
Also any muscletech product is "World's #1 Most Hardcore [blank] Supplement."
I used to take a lot of supplements when I first started lifting til I realized they're mostly crap, so I thought I'd poke fun at them now.
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03-29-2010, 04:48 PM #2
i agree most supp. are crap quality food has no supplement. the funniest advertisment was for some drink called The Juice: drink it and you will look like this guy (buff daddy) it also went on to say he didn't workout or use anything else (yea right ha ha ) probaly made millions too.
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03-29-2010, 05:15 PM #3
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while i agree that most supplements claims are bogus and filled with macismo crap advertising, there are many supps that do work like whey protien, creatine mono,bcaa's,some of the n-oxide products, and pre-workout drinks have decent formulas with proven ingrediants....its just all the macismo ad claims that make me embarassed to even purchase there products.... that being said i havent used anything but whey protien in years...
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03-29-2010, 11:22 PM #4
Anything with MuscleTech printed on it cracks me up when I read the bottle/tub. How do normal people fall for this? I mean its just a little common sense. Foundation supps do work and work well but most of them are derived from food.
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03-29-2010, 11:31 PM #5
Don't forget to the HARDCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! version of every supplement! Don't just get Vitamin C get Vitamin C HARDCORE! or get some BCAA HARDCORE!
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03-29-2010, 11:39 PM #6Banned
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Muscle Big - protein powder comes in 3 manly flavors
-Sandpaper
-Wheelbarrow flavor
-Muscles n' Cream
Jacked Powder - total body nutritional supplement
-directions for use: add 540 scoops of Jacked Powder to
one US standard barrel of whole milk, for even faster results
add 16 sticks of butter
I Can't Belive Its Not Roids - butter substitute
*warning product has not been tested on living creatures
Thermonuclear Cutz - weight loss diet pill
ultra fat burning product, independent lab test have show that
you can burn up to 40000 calories per day using this product as
directed
*warning may cause explosive diarrhea
Big Pills - self explanatory
Liquid Large - similar to MCT oil that people used like synthol, inject this
directly into the muscle that u want to be big, works by causing
extreme allergic reaction and causes massive swelling, gives that
'What a F'in Dumbass Look' often found in synthol users
Small-b-Gone - come in spray bottle - spray on areas that u want to be huge
*warning does not work on genitals, or brain tissue
Anger Rage - pill supplement to increase aggression during a workout, also
cause massive hypertension and acne outbreaks
Roid-o-bol - prohormone guanteed to pack on 80lbs of muscle in 3 days or
your money back, if u survive
Big Bars - nutritional bar for post workoutm also cause instantaneous weight gain
due to the fact the bar contains large amounts of lead , tungsten, and osmium
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03-30-2010, 10:11 AM #7Associate Member
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What about all the recent craze over carb blockers and fat blockers?
I know a few people taking these just as an excuse to still stuff their face, but to make sure they "keep losing weight" or "don't gain any"..
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03-30-2010, 10:23 AM #8
Oh shoot. I thought that carb blocker pill meant pizza, beer, and cake are OK?
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03-30-2010, 10:48 AM #9Associate Member
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Ha! My thoughts exactly.
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03-30-2010, 10:55 AM #10
I read one that made no sense, I have to check what it was in the magazine when I get home...
Increases dna by 156%
What the hell does that mean?
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