What are some of the funniest claims you hear from supplement companys that they're products are capable of??

I'm a fan of 950% more nitric oxide, or 600% more testosterone.

Also any muscletech product is "World's #1 Most Hardcore [blank] Supplement."

I used to take a lot of supplements when I first started lifting til I realized they're mostly crap, so I thought I'd poke fun at them now.