How to market a supplement

[insert10p]

First you need a big name or very least a big bodybuilder

the best thing to do if youre shot of cash is to bribe a 14 year old girl to sleep
with him and then record it
and threaten to put it on the internet unless he advertises your product

Next the ad itself
remember to include made up words with at least 10 letters

any mix of beta gama gaba paba metho phosphous alinine
just pick any 3 of that list say paste them together
maybe add a di bi or tri here and there

actually anything that begins with the letter G or K sounds scary and cool
now get some photographs of skin from an advanced Biology book

colour it in a scary shade of orange and add lots of arrows and
some percentages
feel free to elaborate
a good sentence might be
increases betabetaphosphousdigliceroids by 40 percent !
and a few exclamations marks.
you must also include the words pro mass and hardcore or advanced and of course never omit the word breakthrough.
again have fun with these
advanced pro mass hardcore breakthrough !
an advanced mass core of breaking through hard mass !

you have my permission to sell baking powder, flour or salt with these tactics.

[D7M]

That was funny.

You forgot the fine print: "Our new and improved proprietary formula, now enhanced with bi-tretra-mythyl-anadro, can increase protein synthesis by 240%!!!"

Then in small, small font: "Individual results may vary".

[insert10p]

yeah we need a laugh in these times
seemed funny to me so thought id share
be real funny to upload fake photoshopped ads if i had enough spare time