First you need a big name or very least a big bodybuilder
the best thing to do if youre shot of cash is to bribe a 14 year old girl to sleep
with him and then record it
and threaten to put it on the internet unless he advertises your product
Next the ad itself
remember to include made up words with at least 10 letters
any mix of beta gama gaba paba metho phosphous alinine
just pick any 3 of that list say paste them together
maybe add a di bi or tri here and there
actually anything that begins with the letter G or K sounds scary and cool
now get some photographs of skin from an advanced Biology book
colour it in a scary shade of orange and add lots of arrows and
some percentages
feel free to elaborate
a good sentence might be
increases betabetaphosphousdigliceroids by 40 percent !
and a few exclamations marks.
you must also include the words pro mass and hardcore or advanced and of course never omit the word breakthrough.
again have fun with these
advanced pro mass hardcore breakthrough !
an advanced mass core of breaking through hard mass !
you have my permission to sell baking powder, flour or salt with these tactics.
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