Hey, April fools is over!
I'd love to sit here and write out an entire workout and diet for free, but I have a life. I sense others do as well.
Really, I'd have him take some initiative and either come here to our diet board, or read-up somehow and put together a plan of attack. Perhaps he could use you as a resource as well? I'm just thinking realistically. Also, many could have given tid-bits of advice, but when you start setting boundaries as to what responses YOU want, that's a total turn-off of communication. I am more than happy to help out here, as is evident by the posts in this forum alone, but not when I am given a set of guidelines to conform to when doing something for FREE.
Honestly though, I don't think you are going to get somebody to construct and entire dietary protocol for free here for your friend. If someone does though, that's great, I just don't see it happening.
If I was really fat, I know I'd take initiative and get the ball rolling myself.
~SC~