No worries bro, the guys on hear get a little out of hand somtimes
Its all test making them go crazy, just ignore it
As for a workout plan I would go with what MFT posted. Its a pretty good one. as for a diet, hed on over to the diet forum and READ the sticky at the top. Its called somthing like "all about cutting diets" or somthing. learn that sh*t, make a diet, have them critique it, and boom ur all good.
goodluck bro, and once again dont worry about the guys here.
Theres a lot of people here who dont want to be body builders.