Originally Posted by znak
The biggest dude in the gym (who is also a total asshole, but that is a different story) has the bar loaded up. Got about 4 plates on each side. The gym falls silent. The female trainers nod with their heads. Everyone, I mean, everyone is watching, bar comes down nice and slow and then he lets loose with a fart that sounds like a moose call that rings out nice and wet for a full three seconds.
My partner and I were on the floors.
He got up and disappeared into the office and still hadn't come out when we had finished our workout.