I think I might start a gang

I'm open to suggestions for names for the gang. Please nothing with the words "homos", "fags", or "cocksuckers". In fact, let's just stay away from anything that might even bring to mind penis-munching. While we're at it, I also need help in figuring out how to get people to join my gang and then do whatever I tell them without questioning my authority. I'm thinking if I wear really bright clothing and lots of it that might help since people will think I'm weird and probably crazy. My underlings will be all, "Don't **** with that guy. In case you hadn't noticed, he's multi-hued."
I'll also need some sort of fancy weaponry, and it should definitely be eccentric as hell. I think what might even be best is if I were to get some sort of cyborg attachment wepaonry that's built right into my forearms. And I think I should wear chainmail because it's shiny and looks nice.
I'll need bitches. If I were attracted to hairy fat women then we'd definitely have some vicious scrappers in there but since I'm not I guess we'll have to do without. Instead, I'll opt for big tits, a tight ass, and of course a pretty face. Nothing less. Gang-leaders are pigs after all. I should know.

While I'm sure this post makes at least some sense, I have a feeling it's overall structure has been shabbily formed and for that I'm sorry. Don't worry though, I'll be appropriately reprimanded by the proper authorities. Namely, I'll go talk to my mom for a while until she calls me a moron. It won't take long.

L M F A O

hahahahahahaahaha quality post

LOL that was hilarious, what color of clothing is your gang going to sport? any ideas?

Nathan.. send me an app.. i want to be down.. LOL

How will we choose gang colors and signs etc? plus we need sh!t to sell on the street........powdered test in little dime bags.....10$ a pop....and bitches and hos too! pimps MBH and Bad man can run that sh!t.....turn out marta, mass junkie, rambo and carlos for some latina flava make sure those bitches bring home da bread.......Da ball will be makin' the hits on rival test sellers.

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LOL that was hilarious, what color of clothing is your gang going to sport? any ideas?

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I hadn't thought of that. I've always been very fond of magenta.

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Originally Posted by Nathan

I hadn't thought of that. I've always been very fond of magenta.

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LOL magenta :lol:

i like magenta

Maybe you should get your armed replaced with one like Mega Man had or maybe the girl from terminator 3, you could contact skynet and see if you could get good deals on bulk weaponry

I'm not fat and hairy...but I'm latina....I think we're supposed to be crazy and stab people and stuff....so hit me up holmes...I look really cute in a do rag if that helps...xxxSass

sign me up hahahaha

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sign me up hahahaha

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lol, i'll joint as long as i'm guaranted cybornetic arms, and a magenta t-shirt with our logo on it

How about "rainbow ridahz"

I think it would suit your gang well.. with your bright colors and all.

im with ya bro. lets f u c k **** up.

What all this sh!t about "sign me up"? you in't applyin' foo no job at mickey'ds! fools blood in blood out! ( or nathan feel on ya )

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Originally Posted by Nathan

I hadn't thought of that. I've always been very fond of magenta.

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you like magenta, but what about columbia?

Red "Rocky!" Ketchup

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How will we choose gang colors and signs etc? plus we need sh!t to sell on the street........powdered test in little dime bags.....10$ a pop....and bitches and hos too! pimps MBH and Bad man can run that sh!t.....turn out marta, mass junkie, rambo and carlos for some latina flava make sure those bitches bring home da bread.......Da ball will be makin' the hits on rival test sellers.

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LMAOOOOOOO

The prerequisite of forming any gang. Classic.

THE WARRIORS
http://thewarriorsreallivebunch.home...com/enter.html

God that movie was HORRIBLE! :)

Wow...

Red

This gets my vote for the best thread of all time.... :banana:

I want in...

rainbow ridhaz.. lol..

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bitches and hos too! pimps MBH and Bad man can run that sh!t

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There can be only one.

We meet at the gathering.

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Originally Posted by Red Ketchup

God that movie was HORRIBLE! :)

Wow...

Red

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It was sooo horrible and cheezy...that it was worth every cent renting it.

I think only one movie was cheezier...

Rock'n'Roll Highschool :)

An über-cheezy movie who'se sole purpose was plugging the Ramones over and over :)

God I love cheeze-fests! :D

Red

Here's a good start for "fancy weaponry". I'm sure you could get one attached to your forearm and I'd bet you could pick-up most of the supplies from Radio Shack and Home Depot:
http://www.battelle.org/navy/railguns.pdf

Wow, just the thought of a multi-hued, chainmail clad, railgun weilding Nathan is almost scary.

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I'm not fat and hairy...but I'm latina....I think we're supposed to be crazy and stab people and stuff....so hit me up holmes...I look really cute in a do rag if that helps...xxxSass

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sexy latin women...i like when they try to stab me its forplay

JUMP ME IN DAWG. I gotz your back. We will be rollin' 20 deep before the night is over.

I also have some cool cyborg attatchments you can borrow.

great line...lol

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sexy latin women...i like when they try to stab me its forplay

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JUMP ME IN DAWG. I gotz your back. We will be rollin' 20 deep before the night is over.

I also have some cool cyborg attatchments you can borrow.

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let me in, i'll meet you wherever, my parents gave me the keys to their car so it's on!!

i like shartruce,....are you taking prospects at this time? :unsure:

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Originally Posted by Red Ketchup

I think only one movie was cheezier...

Rock'n'Roll Highschool :)

An über-cheezy movie who'se sole purpose was plugging the Ramones over and over :)

God I love cheeze-fests! :D

Red

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Rock'n'Roll Highschool is a classic...but then again I love the Ramones.

teal and pink combo, nothing more intimidating than a bunch of ppl dressed like easter time. i already wear teal cause i work in a hospital so i dont even have to buy new cloths. and we can call ourselves the "Crazy No Nuts" cause we all have small testicals from roids since we all met on a bb forum :dg:

The Raisins!!

Colour purple!

i heard it thru the grapevine

I'll join. i have nothing to offer, cept i like hurting people.
:)

-Sean

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The prerequisite of forming any gang. Classic.

THE WARRIORS
http://thewarriorsreallivebunch.home...com/enter.html

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that movie rocked.....i loved it... :D

Let's do it!!!!!!!!!!!

we have to have some kind of CRAZY song to play to scare everyone before we rumble, like that crazy Luther dude had in the Warriors movie. But those little bottles he clanked together could be sharp inside and possibly cut me, and i'm not into blood or pain or anything associated with it. so,.....

I'm thinkin something like "were not gonna take it" from Twisted sister?
or "eye of the tiger" by some dude who made a fortune on that song and then probably died in some ditch from a cok/herione overdose whose kids and relatives are now pissed because he didnt get the money he was supposed to and didnt sign the papers for royalities and they dont have enough money for school or braces and have to wear rip off clothing like EXCO ... and have low self esteem.