I have a small penis.

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04-01-2005, 07:15 AM
Lozgod

I have a small penis.

April Fool's

Note to mods. Do not touch this post again!
04-01-2005, 07:17 AM
big daddy k de

I hate April fools B.S.
04-01-2005, 07:17 AM
chinups

I told my poor GF I got into a car accident and flipped, cop just dropped me off at work. She was bareley awake. I may have to have sex for more then 30 seconds tonight to make up for it
04-01-2005, 07:19 AM
colossus1

todays my birthday and im not kidding.
04-01-2005, 07:20 AM
BUBBA74

Quote:

Originally Posted by colossus1

todays my birthday and im not kidding.

Sucks for You!!!

April Fools :?:
04-01-2005, 07:21 AM
Juddman

Quote:

Originally Posted by colossus1

todays my birthday and im not kidding.

Happy b-day bro!
04-01-2005, 07:22 AM
colossus1

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juddman

Happy b-day bro!

Thanks man. :lift:
04-01-2005, 07:23 AM
BUBBA74

Yeah

Happy B-day bro.
04-01-2005, 07:24 AM
Lozgod

Quote:

Originally Posted by colossus1

todays my birthday and im not kidding.

Happy B-day. I wish you would of said something before I took my morning crap. I wouldn't of flushed, and would of had a present for you.
04-01-2005, 07:26 AM
colossus1

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lozgod

Happy B-day. I wish you would of said something before I took my morning crap. I wouldn't of flushed, and would of had a present for you.

I was hoping for some hot, steamy, lovemaking. :unsure:
04-01-2005, 07:26 AM
Lozgod

Quote:

Originally Posted by colossus1

I was hoping for some hot, steamy, lovemaking. :unsure:

Only if that is you in your avatar. :lol:
04-01-2005, 07:26 AM
SplinterCell

... :lol:
04-01-2005, 07:28 AM
colossus1

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lozgod

Only if that is you in your avatar. :lol:

Im going to lie and say yes. You can call me vida if you want. :unsure:
04-01-2005, 07:30 AM
needmorestrength

I don't have a penis :(
04-01-2005, 07:45 AM
LB55blitz

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lozgod

APRIL FOOL'S :elephant:

Loz I think the only one you are fooling is yourself. Sorry.
04-01-2005, 08:01 AM
31uniform

i really do have a small penis :(
04-01-2005, 08:02 AM
colossus1

Quote:

Originally Posted by 31uniform

i really do have a small penis :(

Dont be too sad........i hear it doesnt take much to please Loz. :)
04-01-2005, 08:06 AM
Diesel

Quote:

Originally Posted by 31uniform

i really do have a small penis :(

Most women don't care as long as you have a talented tongue.
04-01-2005, 08:07 AM
LACBodybuilder

Threads like this are why I have Loz winning the race to 10,000. He is the whore of whores..
04-01-2005, 08:14 AM
Lozgod

Quote:

Originally Posted by LACBodybuilder

Threads like this are why I have Loz winning the race to 10,000. He is the whore of whores..

*takes a bow*
04-01-2005, 08:15 AM
colossus1

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diesel

Most women don't care as long as you have a talented tongue.

lmao............trying to offer some comfort to the small package boy........
04-01-2005, 08:17 AM
Diesel

Lol :d
04-01-2005, 08:17 AM
Pale Horse

ppppppppppfffffffftttttttt
04-01-2005, 08:18 AM
colossus1

bizzump
04-01-2005, 08:20 AM
Lozgod

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1victor

ppppppppppfffffffftttttttt

Go turn tricks somewhere else hoe, this is my corner.
04-01-2005, 08:22 AM
colossus1

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lozgod

Go turn tricks somewhere else hoe, this is my corner.

Since your workin the corner, you arent going to mind if i ask you how much you cost?
04-01-2005, 08:22 AM
Maraxus

come on loz, who you kidding?
04-01-2005, 08:23 AM
Lozgod

Quote:

Originally Posted by colossus1

Since your workin the corner, you arent going to mind if i ask you how much you cost?

10 posts.
04-01-2005, 08:24 AM
colossus1

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lozgod

10 posts.

well i have over 300 so looks like i get some serious action.
04-01-2005, 05:15 PM
*Narkissos*

I don't think lozzie was kidding

thanks for the pic lozzie :thumbsup:
04-01-2005, 06:53 PM
MMA

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lozgod

is it true that its the motion of the ocean, not the size of the wave...boy i hope so :elephant:

no, size doen't matter at all. unless of course you're having sex.
04-01-2005, 07:49 PM
3Vandoo

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Originally Posted by Lozgod

is it true that its the motion of the ocean, not the size of the wave...boy i hope so :elephant:

ever heard of a Tsunami? :hello:
04-04-2005, 01:04 PM
Bombshell

*******FOR ALL YOU SMALL PENIS MEN OUT THERE***************

Don't worry, the penis can only go in so far before it hits a wall. It's all about girth baby!!!! Oh yeah, and the way you use it too. Women like variety. (and longevity doesn't hurt either.)
04-04-2005, 01:05 PM
Pale Horse

Hung like a hamster, the poor boy.
04-04-2005, 01:09 PM
Lozgod

WAIT A GOSH DARN MINUTE!

That is not what I said. It originally said April Fools. Not some motion in the ocean crap.
04-04-2005, 01:15 PM
Bombshell

Lmao!!!!!!
04-04-2005, 01:40 PM
IronFreakX

sorry for the small guys actually every1 women do love big c***s
04-04-2005, 02:10 PM
mushroomstampr

can somebody please drop the "my internet penis is this big" picture
04-04-2005, 02:10 PM
mushroomstampr

and not the one with the cat either
04-04-2005, 02:16 PM
West Coast All Star

What is really funny about this thread is the number of views compared to the number of replies. Put your hand up if you were looking for a little penis support forum. :hello:

I love the guy from True Lies.

"I have a little penis. It's pathetic."

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