I have a small penis.

**Lozgod** · 04-01-2005, 07:15 AM

April Fool's

Note to mods. Do not touch this post again!

**big daddy k de** · 04-01-2005, 07:17 AM

I hate April fools B.S.

chinups · 04-01-2005, 07:17 AM

I told my poor GF I got into a car accident and flipped, cop just dropped me off at work. She was bareley awake. I may have to have sex for more then 30 seconds tonight to make up for it

**colossus1** · 04-01-2005, 07:19 AM

todays my birthday and im not kidding.

**BUBBA74** · 04-01-2005, 07:20 AM

Originally Posted by colossus1

todays my birthday and im not kidding.

Sucks for You!!!

April Fools

**Juddman** · 04-01-2005, 07:21 AM

Originally Posted by colossus1

todays my birthday and im not kidding.

Happy b-day bro!

**colossus1** · 04-01-2005, 07:22 AM

Originally Posted by Juddman

Happy b-day bro!

Thanks man.

**BUBBA74** · 04-01-2005, 07:23 AM

Yeah

Happy B-day bro.

**Lozgod** · 04-01-2005, 07:24 AM

Originally Posted by colossus1

todays my birthday and im not kidding.

Happy B-day. I wish you would of said something before I took my morning crap. I wouldn't of flushed, and would of had a present for you.

**colossus1** · 04-01-2005, 07:26 AM

Originally Posted by Lozgod

Happy B-day. I wish you would of said something before I took my morning crap. I wouldn't of flushed, and would of had a present for you.

I was hoping for some hot, steamy, lovemaking.

**Lozgod** · 04-01-2005, 07:26 AM

Originally Posted by colossus1

I was hoping for some hot, steamy, lovemaking.

Only if that is you in your avatar.

**SplinterCell** · 04-01-2005, 07:26 AM

...

**colossus1** · 04-01-2005, 07:28 AM

Originally Posted by Lozgod

Only if that is you in your avatar.

Im going to lie and say yes. You can call me vida if you want.

**needmorestrength** · 04-01-2005, 07:30 AM

I don't have a penis

**LB55blitz** · 04-01-2005, 07:45 AM

Originally Posted by Lozgod

APRIL FOOL'S

Loz I think the only one you are fooling is yourself. Sorry.

**31uniform** · 04-01-2005, 08:01 AM

i really do have a small penis

**colossus1** · 04-01-2005, 08:02 AM

Originally Posted by 31uniform

i really do have a small penis

Dont be too sad........i hear it doesnt take much to please Loz.

**Diesel** · 04-01-2005, 08:06 AM

Originally Posted by 31uniform

i really do have a small penis

Most women don't care as long as you have a talented tongue.

**LACBodybuilder** · 04-01-2005, 08:07 AM

Threads like this are why I have Loz winning the race to 10,000. He is the whore of whores..

**Lozgod** · 04-01-2005, 08:14 AM

Originally Posted by LACBodybuilder

Threads like this are why I have Loz winning the race to 10,000. He is the whore of whores..

*takes a bow*

**colossus1** · 04-01-2005, 08:15 AM

Originally Posted by Diesel

Most women don't care as long as you have a talented tongue.

lmao............trying to offer some comfort to the small package boy........

**Diesel** · 04-01-2005, 08:17 AM

Lol :d

**Pale Horse** · 04-01-2005, 08:17 AM

ppppppppppfffffffftttttttt

**colossus1** · 04-01-2005, 08:18 AM

bizzump

**Lozgod** · 04-01-2005, 08:20 AM

Originally Posted by 1victor

ppppppppppfffffffftttttttt

Go turn tricks somewhere else hoe, this is my corner.

**colossus1** · 04-01-2005, 08:22 AM

Originally Posted by Lozgod

Go turn tricks somewhere else hoe, this is my corner.

Since your workin the corner, you arent going to mind if i ask you how much you cost?

**Maraxus** · 04-01-2005, 08:22 AM

come on loz, who you kidding?

**Lozgod** · 04-01-2005, 08:23 AM

Originally Posted by colossus1

Since your workin the corner, you arent going to mind if i ask you how much you cost?

10 posts.

**colossus1** · 04-01-2005, 08:24 AM

Originally Posted by Lozgod

10 posts.

well i have over 300 so looks like i get some serious action.

***Narkissos*** · 04-01-2005, 05:15 PM

I don't think lozzie was kidding

thanks for the pic lozzie

**MMA** · 04-01-2005, 06:53 PM

Originally Posted by Lozgod

is it true that its the motion of the ocean, not the size of the wave...boy i hope so

no, size doen't matter at all. unless of course you're having sex.

**3Vandoo** · 04-01-2005, 07:49 PM

Originally Posted by Lozgod

is it true that its the motion of the ocean, not the size of the wave...boy i hope so

ever heard of a Tsunami?

**Bombshell** · 04-04-2005, 01:04 PM

*******FOR ALL YOU SMALL PENIS MEN OUT THERE***************

Don't worry, the penis can only go in so far before it hits a wall. It's all about girth baby!!!! Oh yeah, and the way you use it too. Women like variety. (and longevity doesn't hurt either.)

**Pale Horse** · 04-04-2005, 01:05 PM

Hung like a hamster, the poor boy.

**Lozgod** · 04-04-2005, 01:09 PM

WAIT A GOSH DARN MINUTE!

That is not what I said. It originally said April Fools. Not some motion in the ocean crap.

**Bombshell** · 04-04-2005, 01:15 PM

Lmao!!!!!!

**IronFreakX** · 04-04-2005, 01:40 PM

sorry for the small guys actually every1 women do love big c***s

**mushroomstampr** · 04-04-2005, 02:10 PM

can somebody please drop the "my internet penis is this big" picture

**mushroomstampr** · 04-04-2005, 02:10 PM

and not the one with the cat either

**West Coast All Star** · 04-04-2005, 02:16 PM

What is really funny about this thread is the number of views compared to the number of replies. Put your hand up if you were looking for a little penis support forum.

I love the guy from True Lies.

"I have a little penis. It's pathetic."