Disgusting boss...

Listen to what my boss did...

I was having a problem with a file when bringing it over to another server on my computer. I asked my boss to help me out, He comes over to my desk starts fiddling around and at one point I made him laugh really loud and unexpectedly (can't even remember what I said now). He laughs so hard he spits all over my keyboard. The best part is he tries to HIDE IT, he hunches over the keyboard and just starts talking jibberish. He tries to hide it from me for a while, then he says "how bout we go over and see if we can fix the problem from my computer!" This idea made NO SENSE whatsoever so I figured I would be nice and let him hide his shame. I start to walk towards his desk and then he just rubs his spit off from the keyboard when my back is turned. I am wearing gloves to type now...and thats not a joke.

How gross is that?

-Bino

lmfao!!! That sux's dude!!! get some anti bacterial naps and clean that shit up!

Good idea. I just keep picturing it in my head tho. What a mess.

-Bino

u should go spit on his keyboard

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Originally Posted by Decadbal

u should go spit on his keyboard

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LOL
That would be soo great. My last day is next friday at this job, so maybe I will do it then.

-Bino

if its your last day.. id do way worse than that

Ya but I dont hate the guy. He's a nice boss, just messed up my keyboard.

Now some other co-workers I would love to knock out, but the boss is aight.

-Bino

jack off like 10 times,,,put it all in a jar and spread it over his KB thatll teach him:1laugh:

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Originally Posted by IronFreakX

jack off like 10 times,,,put it all in a jar and spread it over his KB thatll teach him:1laugh:

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LMFAO
OMG that is just great. Or I could just dump it in his hair...

-Bino

collecting semen of any kind... is gay

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Originally Posted by C_Bino

LMFAO
OMG that is just great. Or I could just dump it in his hair...

-Bino

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C-Bino:Hey boss , here's some SPECIAL coffee i made for you

Boss:thank you , thats very nice of you

C_bino:Hope u like creamer *while having an evil grin/laugh on face *

:evil2:

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Originally Posted by Decadbal

collecting semen of any kind... is gay

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And eating it is even gayyer :1laugh:

:owned:

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Originally Posted by IronFreakX

C-Bino:Hey boss , here's some SPECIAL coffee i made for you

Boss:thank you , thats very nice of you

C_bino:Hope u like creamer *while having an evil grin/laugh on face *

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LOL beautiful. And then I would see the "creamer" attached to his upper lip after he took his mouth away from the cup. LOL

-Bino

your the one who went to semen faggot

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Originally Posted by Decadbal

your the one who went to semen faggot

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your the one whos eating it :1laugh:

:owned:

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Originally Posted by Decadbal

your the one who went to semen faggot

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Originally Posted by IronFreakX

your the one whos eating it :1laugh:

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You two faggets Shut Up! :D


Just shit in his office chair.

Piss in his garbage can.

~SC~

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Originally Posted by Bigen12

You two faggets Shut Up! :D


Just shit in his office chair.

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That may be a little hard to pull off...LOL
And SC I think that could be just as hard to pull off, althought not as messy for me.

:lol: You jokers.

-Bino

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Originally Posted by C_Bino

That may be a little hard to pull off...LOL
And SC I think that could be just as hard to pull off, althought not as messy for me.

:lol: You jokers.

-Bino

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You've just got to plan it..

Stay late Thursday night, and do it when no one is there!

Make sure you whipe yourself with his post it notes and leave them stuck on random objects all around his office. :D

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Originally Posted by Bigen12

You've just got to plan it..

Stay late Thursday night, and do it when no one is there!

Make sure you whipe yourself with his post it notes and leave them stuck on random objects all around his office. :D

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LMAO Bigen. Man oh man, you get more disgusting each time, but I must say more hilarious also. Great shit, I may have to do it.

-Bino

Borrow $5 from him.

Give it back the next day but not before you take a swipe from your ass with it.

That'll do him right!

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Originally Posted by Buff_Daddy

Borrow $5 from him.

Give it back the next day but not before you take a swipe from your ass with it.

That'll do him right!

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:lol:
Oh man I could stick it in between my ass cheeks, walk around and sit on it all morning and give it to him b4 I leave.

-Bino

Or, you could be nice, and buy all these people you dislike Cheeseburgers from McDonald's.
Thing is to warm all the buns in your shorts before you get to work.
"Hmmm, this burger is great! What's the special seasoning?"
BWAHAHAHAHA

time for new keyboard lol

LMAO...or why not just sneeze in his face? That would be funny as hell...

If he has a swivel chair, take it apart and fill the support tube with fish.

Once it rots, itll take em forever to find the smell.

Old highschool trick :lol:

haha that cracked me up you should take a shit on his chair and when he goes to his desk and sits down people will think he did it himself

hahaha semen in a jar and pour it on his keyboard

go and shit on his desk...................worked for me..............................:)

Freaks :lol:

Yall remeber that scene from roadtrip with the french toast? :lol:

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Originally Posted by chest6

hahaha semen in a jar and pour it on his keyboard

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Unlike yourself,

Not everyone has jars of semen laying around their house... :D

Great advice everyone. Sneezing in his face is a subtle way to get him back Paris, final decision might be to just grab his littly Fisher Price radio he listens to all day and smash it over his head then just walk out as if nothing happened waving and saying good bye to everyone else.

-Bino

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Originally Posted by Bigen12

Unlike yourself,

Not everyone has jars of semen laying around their house... :D

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should have quoted..not speaking from experience :aaGreen22