Disgusting boss...

[C_Bino]

Listen to what my boss did...

I was having a problem with a file when bringing it over to another server on my computer. I asked my boss to help me out, He comes over to my desk starts fiddling around and at one point I made him laugh really loud and unexpectedly (can't even remember what I said now). He laughs so hard he spits all over my keyboard. The best part is he tries to HIDE IT, he hunches over the keyboard and just starts talking jibberish. He tries to hide it from me for a while, then he says "how bout we go over and see if we can fix the problem from my computer!" This idea made NO SENSE whatsoever so I figured I would be nice and let him hide his shame. I start to walk towards his desk and then he just rubs his spit off from the keyboard when my back is turned. I am wearing gloves to type now...and thats not a joke.

How gross is that?

-Bino

[Dave321]

lmfao!!! That sux's dude!!! get some anti bacterial naps and clean that shit up!

[C_Bino]

Good idea. I just keep picturing it in my head tho. What a mess.

-Bino

[decadbal]

u should go spit on his keyboard

[C_Bino]

u should go spit on his keyboard

LOL
That would be soo great. My last day is next friday at this job, so maybe I will do it then.

-Bino

[decadbal]

if its your last day.. id do way worse than that

[C_Bino]

Ya but I dont hate the guy. He's a nice boss, just messed up my keyboard.

Now some other co-workers I would love to knock out, but the boss is aight.

-Bino

[IronFreakX]

jack off like 10 times,,,put it all in a jar and spread it over his KB thatll teach him

[C_Bino]

jack off like 10 times,,,put it all in a jar and spread it over his KB thatll teach him

LMFAO
OMG that is just great. Or I could just dump it in his hair...

-Bino

[decadbal]

collecting semen of any kind... is gay

[IronFreakX]

LMFAO
OMG that is just great. Or I could just dump it in his hair...

-Bino

C-Bino:Hey boss , here's some SPECIAL coffee i made for you

Boss:thank you , thats very nice of you

C_bino:Hope u like creamer *while having an evil grin/laugh on face *

[IronFreakX]

collecting semen of any kind... is gay

And eating it is even gayyer

[C_Bino]

C-Bino:Hey boss , here's some SPECIAL coffee i made for you

Boss:thank you , thats very nice of you

C_bino:Hope u like creamer *while having an evil grin/laugh on face *

LOL beautiful. And then I would see the "creamer" attached to his upper lip after he took his mouth away from the cup. LOL

-Bino

[decadbal]

your the one who went to semen faggot

[IronFreakX]

your the one who went to semen faggot

your the one whos eating it

[Bigen12]

your the one who went to semen faggot

your the one whos eating it

You two faggets Shut Up!


Just shit in his office chair.

[SwoleCat]

Piss in his garbage can.

~SC~

[C_Bino]

You two faggets Shut Up!


Just shit in his office chair.

That may be a little hard to pull off...LOL
And SC I think that could be just as hard to pull off, althought not as messy for me.

You jokers.

-Bino

[Bigen12]

That may be a little hard to pull off...LOL
And SC I think that could be just as hard to pull off, althought not as messy for me.

You jokers.

-Bino

You've just got to plan it..

Stay late Thursday night, and do it when no one is there!

Make sure you whipe yourself with his post it notes and leave them stuck on random objects all around his office.

[C_Bino]

You've just got to plan it..

Stay late Thursday night, and do it when no one is there!

Make sure you whipe yourself with his post it notes and leave them stuck on random objects all around his office.

LMAO Bigen. Man oh man, you get more disgusting each time, but I must say more hilarious also. Great shit, I may have to do it.

-Bino

[SHRED]

Borrow $5 from him.

Give it back the next day but not before you take a swipe from your ass with it.

That'll do him right!

[C_Bino]

Borrow $5 from him.

Give it back the next day but not before you take a swipe from your ass with it.

That'll do him right!

Oh man I could stick it in between my ass cheeks, walk around and sit on it all morning and give it to him b4 I leave.

-Bino

[Keyser Sozey]

Or, you could be nice, and buy all these people you dislike Cheeseburgers from McDonald's.
Thing is to warm all the buns in your shorts before you get to work.
"Hmmm, this burger is great! What's the special seasoning?"
BWAHAHAHAHA

[collar]

time for new keyboard lol

[PaRiS2005]

LMAO...or why not just sneeze in his face? That would be funny as hell...

[Evil Predator]

If he has a swivel chair, take it apart and fill the support tube with fish.

Once it rots, itll take em forever to find the smell.

Old highschool trick

[Luminaire]

haha that cracked me up you should take a shit on his chair and when he goes to his desk and sits down people will think he did it himself

[chest6]

hahaha semen in a jar and pour it on his keyboard

[Sage]

go and shit on his desk...................worked for me..............................

[bor]

Freaks

Yall remeber that scene from roadtrip with the french toast?

[Bigen12]

hahaha semen in a jar and pour it on his keyboard

Unlike yourself,

Not everyone has jars of semen laying around their house...

[C_Bino]

Great advice everyone. Sneezing in his face is a subtle way to get him back Paris, final decision might be to just grab his littly Fisher Price radio he listens to all day and smash it over his head then just walk out as if nothing happened waving and saying good bye to everyone else.

-Bino

[chest6]

Unlike yourself,

Not everyone has jars of semen laying around their house...

should have quoted..not speaking from experience