Just thought I'd share this because Mother's Day is coming up!!!
My Mom taught me to APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE -
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside, I just finished
cleaning!"
My Mom taught me RELIGION -
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
My Mom taught me about TIME TRAVEL -
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"
My Mom taught me LOGIC -
"Because I said so, that's why."
My Mom taught me FORESIGHT -
"Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident."
My Mom taught me IRONY -
"Keep laughing and I'll give you something to cry about."
My Mom taught me about the science of OSMOSIS -
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"
My Mom taught me about CONTORTIONISM -
"Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!"
My Mom taught me about STAMINA -
"You'll sit there 'til all that spinach is finished."
My Mom taught me about WEATHER -
"It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."
My Mom taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS -
"If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you, would you listen
then?"
My Mom taught me about HYPOCRISY -
"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times... Don't
Exaggerate!!!"
My Mom taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE -
"I brought you into this world and I can take you out."
My Mom taught me about ENVY -
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do!"
AND MY ALL TIME FAVORITE
My Mom taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION -
"Stop acting like your father!"
THANKS MOM
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