Thanks Mom!!!

[Neo]

Just thought I'd share this because Mother's Day is coming up!!!

My Mom taught me to APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE -
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside, I just finished
cleaning!"

My Mom taught me RELIGION -
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

My Mom taught me about TIME TRAVEL -
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

My Mom taught me LOGIC -
"Because I said so, that's why."

My Mom taught me FORESIGHT -
"Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident."

My Mom taught me IRONY -
"Keep laughing and I'll give you something to cry about."

My Mom taught me about the science of OSMOSIS -
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

My Mom taught me about CONTORTIONISM -
"Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!"

My Mom taught me about STAMINA -
"You'll sit there 'til all that spinach is finished."

My Mom taught me about WEATHER -
"It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."

My Mom taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS -
"If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you, would you listen
then?"

My Mom taught me about HYPOCRISY -
"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times... Don't
Exaggerate!!!"

My Mom taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE -
"I brought you into this world and I can take you out."

My Mom taught me about ENVY -
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do!"

AND MY ALL TIME FAVORITE

My Mom taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION -
"Stop acting like your father!"

THANKS MOM

[Vegas Kid]

nice post.

I love my mom and I can't wait to see her this weekend. She has done more for me than any other person in my life and since she's all I got left, I feel especially connected with her. I hope everybody loves their mom as much as I do.

[Mrs. T]

I have heard many of those things from my own mother and turned around years later and said them to my children. Thank you for a good laugh

[Neo]

Originally posted by Mrs. T
I have heard many of those things from my own mother and turned around years later and said them to my children. Thank you for a good laugh

Any time Mrs. T! What's life if you can't laugh, right?

[Canes4Ever]

Nice post Neo !

[Mrs. T]

There's nothing more terrifying, startling and hysterically funny than opening your mouth and hearing your parents ...

[BigD]

To all the moms on this board, have a wonderful mothers day. Remember without you there would be us.

[Neo]

Originally posted by BigD
To all the moms on this board, have a wonderful mothers day. Remember without you there would be us.

Well without Moms, there wouldn't be us!!!!

[BigD]

Well shit that's what i get for typing to fast...That's what i meant anyways.