big whoop, you wanna fight about it
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big whoop, you wanna fight about it
:lol:
I love cyber fights.Quote:
Originally Posted by Decadbal
ok internet tuff guy, you gonna invite me into a private chat room to throw down :lol:
no, this is for public eye, i will start with a old fashion glove slap to the face
, then follow by a swift kick to your large backed up balls
good I wanna watch :1laugh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Decadbal
im on the ground in the fetal position, gimme a minute
stop crying, it wasnt that hard of a slapQuote:
Originally Posted by JDawg1536
maybe it was the kick to the balls deca :1laugh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Decadbal
while you are celebrating your "victory" dancing above me, I throw you a fat hitchhiker, thumb going full force into your anus
sexual advances will not make me take it easy on your flamingo gayQuote:
Originally Posted by JDawg1536
OMG ....sooo bloody...
I'm closing this thread.
still in shock that i had the nerve to give you a hitchhiker, i grab your skidmark stained underwear and pull it over your face
atleast say you enjoyed it deca :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Decadbal
his thumb is infinatly small, i found nothing but discomfort from it.. i then gave him a noogie and make him eat dirt
:lol::7up:Quote:
Originally Posted by Decadbal
i spit on the same thumb, and give you a sloppy wet willy (meanwhile your underwear is still over your face, like im fighting some sort of fecal superhero)
superhero none the lessQuote:
Originally Posted by JDawg1536
damn you'll are going all out I was hoping no one would get hurtQuote:
Originally Posted by JDawg1536
as he lies on the floor, crying, tryin to finger me.. which i blocked.. i think defacated on his faace and made him like it
:lol: :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Decadbal
it appears that you are getting woozy from the smell of your own ass, is this the making of a new internet tuff guy champion?
i wear boxers, so your obviously in intense pain from the ball kick, then maybe your eating some dirt from chernobyl.. its polluted your mind, now your seeing things, ill back off and let u recover.. hey is that your girl over there. why is she wearing my letterman jacket and standing on yoursQuote:
Originally Posted by JDawg1536
while the crowd is in shock from the brown mess, he grabs my hand and quickly tries to slip one of my fingers into him, i quickly inform him i am not gay, and pop his left nut like a grape
it was you who tried to invade me... i denied you, and now your trying to change things and say i was trying to get you to..hmmm... you are about to get drizzledQuote:
Originally Posted by JDawg1536
jeepers, you are correct. that is my girl with your lettermans jacket on. i snap out of my daze and realize that only a queer has a lettermans jacket, and i dont fight queers. i concede that you are the internet tuff guy champion, and begin my long and shameful walk to work. now i must explain to my boss why i have feces all over me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Decadbal
(and I dont know what you call boxers where you are from, but I know a thong when I see one)
the thong is your girls.. i am not gay, ask her... for she is now divine, as my penis and semen have graced her face and mouth.. i am your king
we have a Winner :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Decadbal
not so fast, as im walking away i pick up the dildo that fell out of your pocket during the scuffle. I played a little qb in my day so I throw a perfect spiral into the back of your head, knocking you silly. You may be the internet tuff guy champion, but you'll always be MY bitch.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hackamaniac
Sorry I thought it was over.Quote:
Originally Posted by JDawg1536
It is, now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hackamaniac
only bc i dont wanna reply, NOT BC YOU SAY SOQuote:
Originally Posted by JDawg1536
No..its still going..I walk up and watch fearfully
no, its over because my job isnt being a post whore on AR like others :lol: Im going to real work now.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Decadbal
yea, cleaning windows at autobell is real workQuote:
Originally Posted by JDawg1536
hey! i go to work too! the uh..yea i go to work
will you let jdawg run away with the small amount of pride he has, i know its small bc it is about 1.5x the size of his weenky
Should we say winner decaQuote:
Originally Posted by Decadbal
yea, he will come home with the scent of turtle wax on him and try to reopen his asswhipping, but sure