I sometimes wonder what it would feel like if my testicles were filled with some carbonated beverage - preferably nothing with aspartame in it. I'm pretty damn sure I'd enjoy the constant tingling sensation. Plus, whenever I flicked my testicles I'd feel all kinds of bubbles do their thing inside my testes whereas if I flick my testicles right now nothing much happens apart from my left eye twitching, which is more or less boring. I think that once I become a kick-ass cyborg, I'll have myself upgraded to a model that carries a carbonated beverage in its testicles. It's gonna be sweet.
