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  1. 12-17-2002, 08:45 PM #1
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    Carbonated beverages

    I sometimes wonder what it would feel like if my testicles were filled with some carbonated beverage - preferably nothing with aspartame in it. I'm pretty damn sure I'd enjoy the constant tingling sensation. Plus, whenever I flicked my testicles I'd feel all kinds of bubbles do their thing inside my testes whereas if I flick my testicles right now nothing much happens apart from my left eye twitching, which is more or less boring. I think that once I become a kick-ass cyborg, I'll have myself upgraded to a model that carries a carbonated beverage in its testicles. It's gonna be sweet.
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  2. 12-17-2002, 08:46 PM #2
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    yes, but don't forget even carbonated beverages go flat......
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  3. 12-17-2002, 08:49 PM #3
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    All that gas from the carbonation would certainly give a whole new meaning to "blow job".



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    bump


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  5. 04-26-2005, 06:39 PM #5
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    yeah i said bump
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  6. 04-26-2005, 06:40 PM #6
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    you fruity pebble
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    now you are just trying to be funny..

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  8. 04-26-2005, 06:43 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
    now you are just trying to be funny..

    Holy old thread bump..

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  9. 04-26-2005, 09:30 PM #9
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    Sumbitch!!! I thought or a minute Nathan was posting again!!! Talk about disapointed!!!
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    drugs are bad...
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