50 things women cant do (funny)

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06-04-2003, 02:56 PM
HorseFace

50 things women cant do (funny)

50 THINGS WOMEN CAN'T DO

1. know anything about a car except its colour

2. understand a film plot

3. go 24 hours without sending a text message
4. lift

5. throw
6. run
7. park
8. fart
9. read a map
10. rob a bank
11. resist Ikea
12. sit still
13. tell a joke
14. play pool
15. pay for dinner
16. eat a kebab whilst walking
17. pee out of a train window
18. argue without shouting
19. get told off without crying
20. understand fruit machines
21. walk past a shoe shop
22. make a decent bacon sandwich
23. not comment on a strangers clothes
24. use small amounts of toilet paper
25. let you sleep with a hangover
26. drink a pint gracefully
27. get a round in
28. throw a punch
29. do magic
30. like your friends
31. enjoy porn
32. eat a really hot curry
33. get to the point
34. buy plain envelopes
35. take less than 20 minutes in the toilet
36. sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold"
37. go shopping without telephoning 20 mates
38. avoid credit card debt
39. dive into a pool
40. assemble furniture
41. roll a bogey between finger and thumb
42. set a video recorder
43. not try and change you
44. watch a war film
45. understand why flirting results in violence
46. spend a day by themselves
47. go to the toilet by themselves
48. buy a purse that fits in their pocket
49. choose a video quickly
50. get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above
06-04-2003, 03:00 PM
ripped4fsu

:lol::lol:

those are great....
06-04-2003, 03:41 PM
monstercojones

:lol:
06-04-2003, 03:58 PM
LORDBLiTZ

LMAO!
06-04-2003, 04:12 PM
BOUNCER

Just forwarded to all my email contacts.
Very good.
08-20-2003, 04:59 AM
bermich

BUMP.
I bumped a lot of old threads up. Dove into the archives looking for one in particular.
HAD TO BUMP THIS ONE DUE TO # 45. OMG I could AGREE with that one for eternity
"Whats the big deal? He was just talking to me"
Sorry, but guys dont talk to girls unless they wanna fuck them... (IMO)
08-20-2003, 06:35 AM
Catamount

36 is so true...my girl always complains about being cold. Is there a scientific reason behind it or is it just another thing for them to complain about?
08-20-2003, 07:13 AM
mammoth

Quote:

Originally Posted by Catamount

36 is so true...my girl always complains about being cold. Is there a scientific reason behind it or is it just another thing for them to complain about?

Bodyfat regulates body temp. So she must be a thin looker!! :)
08-20-2003, 07:42 AM
Catamount

Quote:

Originally Posted by mammoth

Bodyfat regulates body temp. So she must be a thin looker!! :)

Yeah she's a tiny one but I still think she just wants one more thing to bitch about, haha.
08-20-2003, 04:27 PM
bermich

Poor blood circulation also.
08-20-2003, 06:16 PM
mass junkie

rofl at this one........great thread !!!
08-20-2003, 09:21 PM
talon

LOL...this is so true...I think about 45 of them match my ex in some way or another
08-21-2003, 09:17 AM
The Base

Got to disagree with one - and ONLY one! My girl loves PORN!!
08-21-2003, 12:32 PM
Gmill13

45. understand why flirting results in violence

They understand this one believe me, they are just trouble makers. I have had plenty of boxers fractures( i know i need to learn how to throw a punch) from them flirting.
08-21-2003, 03:18 PM
Animal Cracker

So true.
08-21-2003, 04:39 PM
peam

or maybe she wants you to hold her.... so she SAYS she's cold....